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You may have hit on the best prevntative! Alcohol and lots of it! Drink up, peeps, the End is very fucking nigh

Ah Max! There's no worries. Have a look at Barnaby. That cunt got it and survived. Shit he is as drunk as a skunk most times; if it couldn't knock him over I reckon the rest of us will do fine.

Boonie back in the news again. Wish I kept one of those dolls. Who knows what they would be saying now...

If he did it, Sadass would be alive now.

A lesson for all that face the might of USA and her lackeys...

And we reach Nirvana

This dive into irreverence more relevant than ever...

Thomas Acquinas. Larry Flynt. Queen Bodacious. Chou En Lai. Victor Mature. Sister Golden Haired Surprise.

All good sons and daughters of the earth, who found in faith a way of bountiful living.

With the Ancient Greeks sending us their backhanded compliments nowadays, don't you think it is time to examine your inner spiritual well being as well?

There is more to life than Google me heartys!

@AnonymousWell, well, well.

The future again pinpointed by the 'News.

Gotta love it.

(yes I know COVID is not Avian flu, but it's a virus just the same)

Yes XenoxNews is a treasure trove of classics. Even by you, you dumbass sista fucking hillbilly Ricky 

Done fergot 'bout my 10 tips fer Aussie Landlords.  Y'all shoudl read this here!

Thank'n you fer yer report'n, Flam.  Drawbridge is up, thar tain't even a still noware near my land.  Right quiet 'round here during thar wintertime. Think'n 'bout taking a vay-cay ta Austrailia.  Gonna bring a trunk 'o flags with me 'n some shirts that say "RICARDOVITS FOR AUSTRAILIA'S PRIME MINISTER":

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@RicardovitzPull up the drawbridge hillbilly. Biden's Feds are coming for your fat ass!

Thanks fer thar heads-up, Ted. Close 'nuff ta gimme shit-stains in my drawers. Well, I'm gonna have ta git busy 'n sort some thangs, ain't I.  Much obliged.

Hey Hillbilly. Looks like they have busted your farm:

https://twitter.com/nakitahemingway/status/1468593561256009730?t=Ek6w-AaYHbzzfN_-ckr7rA&s=19


Wages at $0.20 an hour. Sounds like you, you Redneck Asshole

Bless yer Heart, Flam!  Pa-paw 'd yelp "YOU DERN'T KNOW NOTHIN".......'n then he'd blast ya ta bits fer speakin Evil.  RIP Pa-paw....

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Rebels? Zombies? Hillbillies?

Hard to tell the difference.

What Rebels?  They's EVERWARE!!!  Walk'n 'bout the countriside of Australia.  Walk'n about the countriside of Constantinople.  But, here ware I am, is thar Epicenter of Southern Rebelion.  They is commi'n to Monash.  They is commi'n to Sydney.  They is Commi'n to Bendingo, 'n Geelong, 'n Ballrat 'n other such nefarious places.  Places ware Thar Devil has take ahold 'n is turn'in good Gun Owning, Independent think'n folks into SOCIALIST ZOMBIES!!!  DEVIL ZOMBIES.  COMMIES WITH CRAP-STAINS 'N TIT-HOSES!!! 
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Who are these rebels you'd be supporting in Australia Ricky? Those clowns marching in the streets who are stomping their feet because "the Gubbmint" telling them to show some personal responsibility?

Most of them do seem to be fuckwits just like yourself Ricky, so yeh they'd probably vote for you. 

We is getti'n bigger!  Yessiree, we is tak'n a gander at Australia fer a Southern Dixie state. Be fly'n thar Stars 'n Bars across all of Aussie Land.  Gonna call it "New Alabama" on account of it already git a whole lot of "A"'s in its name jest like Australia.

Gonna make a new Anthem fer Australia.  Been work'n on it.  Gonna go somethin like this:

God save the South, God save the South,
Australia is a comm'n tar join, God save the South!
Now that the war is nigh, now that we arm to die,
Chanting our battle cry, "Freedom or death!"
Chanting our battle cry, "Freedom or death!"

God be our shield, at home or way down in Aussie Land,
Stretch Thine arm over us, strengthen and save.
What tho' thar three to one, forward each sire and son,
Strike till the war is won, strike to the grave!
Strike till the war is won, strike to the grave!

God made the right stronger than might,
We is gonna trample millions down in their pride.
Lay thar legions low, roll back the ruthless foe,
Let the proud spoiler know God's on our side.
Let the proud spoiler know God's on our side.

Rebels before, Rebels of yore.
Rebel's the righteous name Washington bore.
Rebels ain't ta blame!
Making it first in fame, foremost in war.
Making it first in fame, foremost in war.

War to the hilt, thar be the guilt,
Who fetter the free man to ransom the slave.
Up then, and undismay'd, sheathe not the battle blade,
Till the last foe is laid low in the grave!
Till the last foe is laid low in the grave!

Ausie Land now Baptized New Alabama!!!

@RicardovitzIf that kid is your National hero it just shows what a small and stupid country yours is Ricky. 

Kyle - he a Natinal Hero.  Even fer us Dixies who dern't got much tar do with them Yankees.  The Good Lord done spoke to the joory 'n told 'em ta do justice.  That's what happened in America - Justice fer good folks 'n death tar the Commie bastards who try 'n rip moral values from thar grips of good men!!! 

Happiness is an individual pursuit. But should it, like power, only come from the barrel of the gun?

They are hauling it out again. 'They' being the bald headed thickwit Dutton.

Bestiality even!

Woahhh... was a perverted place here 20 years or so ago!

A picture assay decrying the wanton violence on our streets perhaps.

Plain to see that no one wins when the youth are waving weapons of singular destruction around. So crazy that I think the pre-emptive invasion of this madman country maybe warranted before their pestilence of individual 'gun rights' infects any one else.

Someone said 5 years. Yeh, 5 years that's all.

Put on a box and see the pretty colours.

Please send your army of Kyles to the Celestial Empire. It would be perfectly American.

I wanna join the...
Tongue wagging lunatics

Hanging out with the...
Bottom waving non-believers

We'll all be...
Whipping the dripping
Till the pus comes out

@Pervy Poof PeteYou dern't no dirt cuz you 'n yer kind sit high up in yer sky boxes push'n papers with yer peckers. Bunch o' pajama boys 'n underoos goons.

@The Honourable Julie GillardActually Julia it sounds more like something our current PM did.

Fuck that. I want the End of Daze!

@RicardovitzOh! What a filthy fellow ;)

Looks like your a hillbilly always ready for 'action' with your friendly hillbilly mates. You naughty boy! :)

Dern't ware no underware.  Jest my britches 'n, stout shirt, 'n work boots. What part 'o East New York City where you come sport'n fancy "underware"?

@RicardovitzRemembered what it was yet Ricky? Maybe that fleeting thought as you cum into your Sister again...

@RicardovitzYou're a Christian fella Ricky. So do tell. How do you wear that metal underwear; around the hips or around your teeny pecker?

That bastard sent her a batch of poisoned dim sims! Damn those fiendish Chinese...

Xi Jinping is evil Satan incarnate!!!  THAT SLANT-EYE MUST BE DESTROYED. 

Xi Jinping done poisoned her!  Y'all Brits gonna take this ly'n down?

Just another quick question. Does Opus Dei Dom wear that pictured wire around the waist or around the pecker?

Horny minds would like to know :)

Looks like Queen Liz won't be around for much longer. Expect Big Ears to be side-stepped and the more pliable William plonked on the throne.

@LordyLordyLordyfeld

Let's see where we are at in 6 months after Opus Dei Dom has forced open Australia. Don't think this pandemic is over by a long shot.

And what a fucking nightmare that the cracked followers of the bearded bastard from Bethlehem are gaining power!

@Old Lonely LeoRhymes? We got 'em by the dozen.

Dictator Dan or DICKtator Dan?

get it my horny lovlies ;)

20 years later and I'm still waiting for the Corn to Drop

My mighty Lord wipes his Arse with Jeebus and all his supporters. Picks his teeth with the Cathedrals and Minarets of all your Houses of Worship...

Oh Lord Cthulhu kick the arse of the prostrate Mohammedan and praying Christian. Strip the Jew of his flesh and spank the Buddhist with your fist of fury. Hold the atheist by his toes and deep him in your anal secretions...


Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

I don't know about that PM ScoMo but Premier Dom is a man of Good and true Faith. An upstanding Catholic, ready to fight for the Glorious Church of Rome and all her Saints!

Mother Mary is certainly looking down and blessing his people of NSW. Unlike that heathen hell hole south of the Murray!

Jest fancy names fer gettin sick as a dawg.  We git ticks 'round here that'll git ya way sicker 'n a rabid dawg.  Give ya lyme disease, er even the pecker-drops.