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HERE COMES THE SUN KING!

Max Gross 3 minutes read
Donald J Trump, inexplicably still the US president despite being 80 decrepit years old and physically as well as mentally deteriorating on camera, attended the so-called G7 (The Group of Seven, an intergovernmental political and economic forum consisting of Canada, France, Germany, Italy, Japan, the United Kingdom and the United States) where he made an absolute dickhead of himself, entering the meeting room late – a standard tactic for attention-seeking – and announcing “I’m the boss”, while the other six “world leaders” sitting around the round table smirked or chuckled.
 
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Lookie Yonder! Three Wise Men of the East

Celebrity Desk 1 minute read

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WHEN TWO GIANTS OF DEMOCRACY TAKE THE STAGE - THE MODI-TRUMP SUMMIT 2025

New Delhi Correspondent 2 minutes read

Recently, a momentous event was held in Washington DC.

It was the summit of the leaders of the World's two biggest Democracies; India and the USA.

Prime Minister Narendra Modi and President Donald J Trump strutting their stuff in front of the world!

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Send in the Clowns! Trumps lackeys fall at the first hurdle

LordyLordyLordy 1 minute read

Well, what did you expect? The Orangeman is a fuckwit. And you can bet that anyone that wants to work for him is a moron or a scammer, or more likely both.

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Will Prince Willies randy ways lead to the end of the Royal Family...

Roving Royal Reporter 2 minutes read

...and with that, the end of England?

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Betty Bites the Bullet

Max Gross 2 minutes read

Elizabeth Windsor, the “Queen” of England has finally died, aged 97, having “reigned” for 70 years.

She and her inbred brood have been a background noise all my life but I still have no bloody idea what she or they actually did/do for a living.

Queen Lizzie

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  2. TEHRAN TETE-A-TIT: THE BIG THREE ‘43
  3. What can Indian PM Modi teach the West?
  4. As one King steps down Queen Liz declares she also has had enough
  5. SIX AMAZING THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT WINSTON CHURCHILL!
  6. Going JIHAD FOR DAD!
  7. Will the birth of a new Royal Heir make us all behave a little bit better?
  8. FOUR POINTS FOR THE #NEWPONTIFF
  9. Queen Crowns John Howard King of Australia!
  10. JULIAN ASSANGE FULL WALKLEY AWARD TRANSCRIPT
  11. Mystic Distant Coldwire
  12. My advice to Rupert
  13. PRINCE WILLIAM TO GET MARRIED
  14. The savage and wretched history of The Business-Friendly Manifesto
  15. Max Gross Posing as Writer for Jew Paper
  16. Howard's TV interview
  17. Crazy for some more abject devotion?
  18. Max Gross Watch - Lookin for Joos in all the wrong places
  19. Blood-Sucking Celebrity Parasite May Put Leeches Out of Work
  20. Famous understatements #01:
  21. Aussie retards go wild
  22. THE REAL SARAH PALIN
  23. One Thousand Lust Birds of Neo-Liberal Joy
  24. Sad, but true...
  25. Suckhole award inserted!
  26. Sir John Welfarecheat sucks neocon butt...
  27. John's first circuit speech
  28. Bludge money for a liar.
  29. Historic Bukowski house under threat!
  30. The Leaders Debate We Should Have Had!
  31. What will you Howard Haters do when he goes?
  32. How crazy old John will win the next election:
  33. 70 YEAR OLD PM HOWARD RESIGNS...
  34. Senile war criminal forgets.
  35. AT LAST THEY MEET: WORLD FAMOUS FARTERS!
  36. Richard Wilkins: Today-show host/astro-physicist!
  37. GAY PM STEALS HUSBAND
  38. HOWARD'S LOVER DISCLOSED
  39. WORLD LEADERS: COMPARE AND CONTRAST
  40. JOHN ADMIRES OZ CELEBRITY EXPATS
  41. I HATE WINSTON CHURCHILL
  42. BEAZLEY'S GOT A BONER
  43. MORE CROC CRAP
  44. DYNAMIC DUO TO BE TRIO?
  45. POPULARITY?
  46. WEASEL'S WREATH-WORLD
  47. OZ PM'S SELFLESS ACT
  48. FOR SALE: STEVE IRWIN PRINT
  49. Crikey! Steve Who?
  50. SECRET ISRAELI-HIZBOLLAH NEGOTIATIONS REVEALED…
  51. OUR FAVOURITE ISLAMO-FASCIST HAS A BLOG!
  52. EXTREME SUCK-ZION
  53. OZ PM IS A HOWARDHATER
  54. ISRAEL DEMANDS U.S. PUT SADDAM BACK IN CHARGE OF IRAQ
  55. Aussie Treasurer Costello stamps feet and cries "I wanna be PM!"
  56. THE SUCKING, SLITHERING SLIME
  57. ARSE VAMPIRE
  58. XENOXNEWS SALUTES TEN YEARS OF 70 YEAR OLD PM HOWARD
  59. Suckers, sycophants and suckholes!
  60. EDDIE McGUIRE MOVING TO Ch7?
  61. SHEIKH DIES ON THE JOB
  62. XenoxNews Pleads: Get Saddam a Tie!
  63. PILLOW TALK
  64. PM TALKS RELIGION
  65. 70 YEAR OLD AUSSIE PM HOWARD UNMOVED BY NEW TERRORIST THREATS
  66. AUSSIE PRINCESS MARY SQUIRTS OUT A LITTLE FELLA!
  67. OZ ACTRESS ATTACKED
  68. DON ADAMS DIES
  69. MURDOCH GOSSIP
  70. BUSH: ANOTHER TRIUMPH IN WAR ON TERROR
  71. HOWARD CALLS IT QUITS: "I'M TOO OLD"
  72. POPE JOHN PAUL II DEAD. AUSSIE 70 YEAR OLD PM HOWARD NOW WORLD’S OLDEST LEADER
  73. THE WORLD BANK: ANY IDIOT CAN GET A JOB. HOW ABOUT A LOAN?
  74. MOVE AFOOT TO CHANGE AUSTRALIA'S ROYAL FAMILY
  75. AUSSIE ROCK LEGENDS BANNED FROM ANZAC DAY CELEBRATIONS AT GALLIPOLI!
  76. OLD FART POPE ON LIFE SUPPORT
  77. MAKE PRINCE HENRY AUSTRALIA'S GOVERNOR-GENERAL
  78. THE PITT SPLIT
  79. BLUE HEELERS STAR MOVIE AMBITIONS DASHED!
  80. ROWNTREE BLOWS A BAG FULL
  81. AT 80 QUEEN LIZ DECLARES: “I’M A LESO!”
  82. A WEEKEND WITH WINNIE IN WORLD WAR TWO
  83. That pevert Winston Churchill and his naked beach frolics
  84. The Dalai Lama of Tibet: Fundamentalist Buddhist Threat!
  85. A real and dark malignancy of greed, shortsightedness, and insanity

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Lying darkly in his crib, washed, powdered, and fed, he thought quietly of many things before he dropped off to sleep - the interminable sleep that obliterated time for him, and that gave him a sense of having missed forever a day of sparkling life. At these moments, he was heartsick with weary horror as he thought of the discomfort, weakness, dumbness, the infinite misunderstanding he would have to endure before he even gained physical freedom. He grew sick as he thought of the weary distance before him, the lack of co-ordination of the centres of control, the undisciplined and rowdy bladder, the helpless exhibition he was forced to give in the company of his sniggering, pawing brothers and sisters, dried, cleaned, revolved before them.
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