Is Jesus and all his Lovers Leading Australia to the promised COVID-free land?

Back in the day...You used to be embarrassed to say if you were religious. You would be (rightly) mocked and scorned. Laughed out of the room in fact!

But now it seems there are heaps of bible-thumping, tongue wagging, Christian lunatics around. Who all love to loudly proclaim their Faith and tell all and sundry how they are Born Again Jesus lovers. And what's even worse is that some of these fuckwits are now in our political parties and holding the Reins of Power!

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A sneak peek at NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet's underwear.

Shit. Who’s to blame for this woeful set of circumstances? Is it the revenge of that old poof Bob-fucking-Santamaria? The wholesale adoption of Idiotland USA culture? The power of the Holy Ghost sweeping the land?

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Another Religious Political Leader proud to Proclaim his Faith.

I tells ya, I am not so sure. Maybe it's all of the above.

Whatever the case, we now have 2 Christian cockheads in positions of power with PM ScoMo and new NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet. So the question is Aussie, what you gunna do about it?

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Nowadays it's as easy to change your Spiritual Life as it is your Wife.

Look, perhaps it is not so bad? After all Jebbus did tell Premier Dom to throw down the COVID barriers and now our Sleepy Land of the Lucky is opening up again to the rest of the World. It even made the likes of Dictator Dan change his wicked ways. Could it be these God botherers are on to something...

These end of days feelings just keep growing. Maybe it's good that we have Armageddon-minded leaders in Charge? Could they lead us out of this Earthly hell and into a Glorious Heaven?

Shit. Maybe all of us sinners are wrong and they are right!

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Here's some more Religious Themed JEWelry for you. Can wear it on your Pecker or Nipple.

Well get out the way and let me on to the born-again fuckwit bandwagon! Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition! Let's hand out guns to kill the COVID and non-believers! Bibles to brainwash the masses!

And as for climate change... I am gunna rapture my way out of that disaster!

Yeh I am gunna be Saved. And as for you heathen atheist/muslim non-believers…

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Burn in Hell Muthurfuckers!

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    · 4 years ago
    I don't know about that PM ScoMo but Premier Dom is a man of Good and true Faith. An upstanding Catholic, ready to fight for the Glorious Church of Rome and all her Saints!

    Mother Mary is certainly looking down and blessing his people of NSW. Unlike that heathen hell hole south of the Murray!
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    · 4 years ago
    My mighty Lord wipes his Arse with Jeebus and all his supporters. Picks his teeth with the Cathedrals and Minarets of all your Houses of Worship...

    Oh Lord Cthulhu kick the arse of the prostrate Mohammedan and praying Christian. Strip the Jew of his flesh and spank the Buddhist with your fist of fury. Hold the atheist by his toes and deep him in your anal secretions...


    Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
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    · 4 years ago
    Dictator Dan or DICKtator Dan?

    get it my horny lovlies ;)
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    · 4 years ago
    Let's see where we are at in 6 months after Opus Dei Dom has forced open Australia. Don't think this pandemic is over by a long shot.

    And what a fucking nightmare that the cracked followers of the bearded bastard from Bethlehem are gaining power!
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    · 4 years ago
    Just another quick question. Does Opus Dei Dom wear that pictured wire around the waist or around the pecker?

    Horny minds would like to know :)
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    · 4 years ago
    Xi Jinping is evil Satan incarnate!!!  THAT SLANT-EYE MUST BE DESTROYED. 
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    · 4 years ago
    @Ricardovitz You're a Christian fella Ricky. So do tell. How do you wear that metal underwear; around the hips or around your teeny pecker?
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    · 4 years ago
    Dern't ware no underware.  Jest my britches 'n, stout shirt, 'n work boots. What part 'o East New York City where you come sport'n fancy "underware"?
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    · 4 years ago
    @Ricardovitz Oh! What a filthy fellow ;)

    Looks like your a hillbilly always ready for 'action' with your friendly hillbilly mates. You naughty boy! :)
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    · 4 years ago
    Fuck that. I want the End of Daze!
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    · 4 years ago
    @Pervy Poof Pete You dern't no dirt cuz you 'n yer kind sit high up in yer sky boxes push'n papers with yer peckers. Bunch o' pajama boys 'n underoos goons.
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    · 4 years ago
    I wanna join the...
    Tongue wagging lunatics

    Hanging out with the...
    Bottom waving non-believers

    We'll all be...
    Whipping the dripping
    Till the pus comes out
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    · 4 years ago
    Thomas Acquinas. Larry Flynt. Queen Bodacious. Chou En Lai. Victor Mature. Sister Golden Haired Surprise.

    All good sons and daughters of the earth, who found in faith a way of bountiful living.

    With the Ancient Greeks sending us their backhanded compliments nowadays, don't you think it is time to examine your inner spiritual well being as well?

    There is more to life than Google me heartys!
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    · 4 years ago
    Well, let's have a closer look at this Promised Land...
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