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I wish I was in prison for life.

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Thanking Saint Kevin Sixty-Seven

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Collect your pensions up in Heaven.



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Max Gross Is A Slippery Fella...

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City Marshal, Max Gross, ARRESTED!
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Latest list of Johns

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Get them before they go offline!


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NOW THE ELECTION IS OVER…

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…Can we get back to the horniness?

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The useless cunt has lost

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The little cunt has lost the election and hopefully his seat.
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