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You cheeky hillbilly bastard!

Well Max, see'n how's ya git Gooberment Butt-Fornicated on thar dole, ya had 50/50 chance 'o surviv'n.  Dat's wat ya git fer other folks hard-earned money!!! Bet ya dern't notice yer new tattoo 'o a Rebel Flag on yer colon? Tell ya a li'll secret - I PAID 'EM EXTRA FER DAT!!!

Would have been better if you woke up on Mars Max. Then you could've clocked that cunt Elon!

Am I entering a transcendental state or is it just my mind going?

@ClaudeIs that like King Carol of Romania perhaps?

Misgendering is a compliment these days. It is a sign of GDE. (Gender Diversity Equanamity)  I just made that up! Aren't I a clever dick! Sorry, cunt!

Please, sir, may I have some more hinge cleavage?

I identify as a woman, jackass.  My tits are bigger than Barbara's.  How dare you misgender me!

@I Dream Of GeniiIf Claude can make me a Genie I would forgive him. As long she looks like Barbara Eden. If not I am pulling the plug on you Claude!

So many questions; so little time..

Are there any volunteers needed for this type of study? Someone willing to put a 'knob' into a 'hole', so to speak. If so, I am just the guy. Ready and willing to try any old holes of animate or inanimate beings if needed. Ready and able in fact. But just one question.
Am I expected to clean it up afterwards?

@Denis (with one "n")Offer still stands you lazy prick.

I did go for a job once. Well it was more of a try out. I didn't get it but that was only because I lost the address.

@Digger, CranbourneNow I do like me a fiery flam'in red kooter, boy, 'n dat Pauline she say she still git a snapp'n kooter.  Hard tar resist, ain't it?  Digger, ya still git tar ask "Is PM Pauline gonna git you yer guns back???"  She ain't.  Pauline ain't git no cock-n-balls, ain't git much fight in 'er.  They's only on PRIME MINISTER of Oz dat gonna do you better than 'ol Pauline, 'n dats RICARDOVITZ!!!  

There you go Denis. You are exactly the lazy good-for-nothing I am talking about. Need a job do you? Well my lawn won't cut itself! Get your lazy arse on the Pakenham line,  get here, and start mowing. If you are lucky Mrs Digger might give you a cuppa and teddy bear bickie if you do a good job.

I tried to go on the dole but they told me I had to look for a job? It didn't make much sense. Why would I look for a job if I wanted to go on the dole? It is a ridiculous situation. Well, it doesn't make sense to me. It's stupid.

@RicardovitzCan't understand most of your gobbledygook Mr Ricardovitz, but you are certainly are correct to point out there is a lot of lazy leftie slackers here. I bet they haven't done a decent days work in their lives. Sitting around on their tax-payer funded dole lifestyle and sending in their propaganda to this website is the best they can do.
Well us hard working, fair dinkum Aussies have had enough! That's why Pauline will be our PM soon. She will kick this lot off the dole and into forced labour to help us oldies who built this country!
How you like that hippy? You will be choking on your lattes for sure when our red haired queen is boss!

@Pentecostal PeteTrue but it depends on which one gets eaten first.

Shalama korabani rendoshala zabarenu talamende. Yaramashi berendaka garamondi javarekai shikantru menorasti and varakenda.  Almazuri quilantro doramaki palindrani soverashu

Popular word in these parts is 'Languid': https://www.xenoxnews.com/component/finder/search?q=languid&Itemid=160
The use here is a favourite: https://www.xenoxnews.com/artist/a-biography-of-life/3288-when-daffy-fucked-daisy

Buncha half-wit, Commie slackers!!! Cain't trust no Commie tar run a newspaper. They always out back fuck'n the dog.  Worthless, good-fer-nothin slack dog-fornicators. 
Dat bitch-hound Dottie rumered tar shit a litter out ware 3 mutts git Max Gross's whistlepig face.  'Nother 2 git BoxBoy's mug.  Reckon BoxBopy 'n Gross been tak'n turns unload'n on 'ol Dottie.  Dern't know how the 'ol girl can stand thar smell 'o lazy-commie cocks runnin up her backside.  Anywhoo, GIT TAR WORK 'N WRITE SOMETH'N, YA SICK COMMIE DOG-FORNICATORS! Lick'n dog cunt is a surefire way ta git worms - 'n whatever whatnot Syphlurpies BoxBoy be hid'n under dat box 'o his.

Fuck. That was a long drive.

@Dual smooth actionSee what you had to do before AI? All the cut&paste bullshit.
Thank god for our Claudey/ChtGDP/Open Si overlords, cause now we can just type 'put Kate in a bikini' and blammo! You'd get it a lot better than this rubbish.

Ah, I see, a real poofter are you? Hate God and Australia. Scamming honest blokes for free meals and cabbage, living your life on the  dole breaking the backs of hard-working Ozzies, then.  Might you actually be "Max Gross"? Max Gross most certainly would never be my mate. 

@Pauline H.You're not my mate.

@Horny TrevWell Mates, I did have a powerful snapping fanny in my day that could turn even one of you poofters straight.  Sure, I had less brains and firmer tits then, but I also had a vagina that could make grown men melt in my hot butter and cry. Now, I'm not one to pretend that young blokes are still memorized by my womanly scent.  They rally around me now because I believe in Australia for Aussies, freedom, and God. Still, every now and again, one young bloke will take a gander at that old photo of me, get close enough to me me and catch a wiff of my sometimes still hungry snapping fanny. Yeah, boys, I still got it.

@Daryl BrainwaitIs it gunna be that sheila up there on the panel van? If it is I hope they got some cameras there, cause I'd love to see it when the little green men have their wicked way with her. 
Hubba-hubba!

He isn't , but one of his mates is now running the joint there!

@RicardovitzWell I heard from a brudder, who be banging a white lady at work, who told him that a friend in the KKK says that there is a fella up in Clayton who be ruttin' on his sister day and night and squeals like a stuck hog when his little willie gets its way inside her.
That be you they talking about Ricky? Why you sick son of a white bitch!

Aussie battler tries to broke peace between to behomoths

Decisive action announced by the Australian government today in response to the many grave issues that face us as a nation and internationally. The electorate can relax now after the announcement today that the government is committed to sending an Aussie into space.

Looky thar who speak'n 'o SPOOKS.  I heard from a muslim  who head from a jew who heard from a li'll 'o white-lady who live in a shoe that someth'n big, Big BIG gonna happen tar all them porch-monkeys runn'n amuck in South-'Lanta.  

Quentin, when I whip out my fuckstick, womens get scared.  But, dey learn to love it.

@Frazier FanaticThat fuzzy-headed shyster manager of mine made me say dat sheet. I caught dat nigga steeling from me, from Iron Mike! Why you tink I bit Holyfield's ear off?  Cuz, dat was me sending a message to Krooked King. Dat mothafucka set me up on a rape charge to get rid of me.  That's alright, I came back meaner, stronger, better than before - like the Chocolate Six Million Dolla Man! I raped so much nigga-ass in prison dat look just like Don King and when I got out, I raped nigga-King's ass for interest on what he owed me. 
Those Fraziers ain't nothing.  I beat faggot-Marvis like his daddy shoulda beat him. Joe didn't toughen his boy up, didn't do his fatherly duty.  When Marvis got in the ring with Joe Frazier (ya, dat happend), Joe should of beat him bloody then kicked him in the head after he fall down. Dat street fighting.  Dat how you train a boy to fight Iron Mike.

Oh boxing is terrible. What a horrid sport? Who gets enjoyment from watching grown men hit each other? It's dreadful!

The soldiers may be gone but you can bet the Spooks remain, carefully tucked away in the huge Yank embassy in Baghdad. And also:
 "Through Iraq’s U.S.-based bank account for oil payments, Washington controls the physical shipment of dollars Iraq earns and has shown itself willing to use that power after temporarily halting the flow this year."  https://www.moonofalabama.org/2026/09/iraq-is-not-yet-sovereign.html

So those Yank fuckers say they leave but they don't. A nation run by liars, fuckwits, and arseholes. And you can imagine they would do the same to Iran in the blink of an eye if they could. That's why we should hope Tehran's mad mullahs keep on kicking that Orange dickheads arse.

@Mike TysonBad actor.

Tyson, when asked if he would like to see a bronze of Joe Frazier erected in Philadelphia:
“Would I like a statue? That would be great. I will do anything to immortalize the memory of Joe Frazier.”

Joe Frazier is a pussy! He retired just before I went pro - scared I was gonna turn his gizzards and brains into oatmeal. His son, Marvis (gayist name I ever done heard) is an even bigger pussy. I fought Marvelous Marvis in July 1986, knocking him out in 30 seconds of the first round.  I'm the baddest motherfucka they ever was.  Still got one nigga's ear ta prove it.

yeah any way you look at it we are fucked

Sorry but when I see his wife, Melody, well I just can't control myself. I know the pressures of high office, but shit, wouldn't you want to be in bed with that all day long?

Damn.

I hear there are pictures out and about of her in younger days. Just hold on a minute, let me have a look...

Hmm...yes. Indeed...

OK, I'm done.

Yours in funk of First Ladyness,
Hairy Buttunkle

HAPPY JESUS DAY!

@Black DonaldHaha...  the bosses bitch I bet they called you Donald

HOWDY  MA NIGGA! Bet ya din't no a white boy like me can work the fields betta than 3 Black Bucks - and dressed in a proper sportz jacket 'n and a styl'n Dutch Dew-Rag.

@Black DonaldI like that pic of the young Donald up top. You can see his 'vast' intelligence in one look. And now he has pissed away the white army of America on his half-assed war adventures. No one has fucked the country of White America more than your boy Donald.

WAAAAD-UP, COMRADES! All dis wuk'n in da fields make me wanna sing a slave-song.....
Swing low, sweet chariot,
Comin' fer ta terrify yer home;
Swing low, sweet chariot,
Comin' fer yo watches 'n yer home.
I looked over Jordan,
And what did I see,
Jordan ain't got no Oil,
When dem Persians say DON'T LOOK AT ME,
Comin' for ta take yer Oil.
Swing low, sweet chariot,
Comin' for to carry a million barrels home;
Swing low, sweet chariot,
Comin' for Oil fer me home.
Cuz Lawd know yer women too ugly ta bone,
Tell yer friends I'm gunnin fer you,
Comin' for to carry some duty-free oil home.
Swing low, sweet chariot,
Comin' for to carry FREE OIL to me home;
Swing low, sweet chariot,
Comin' for all dat ya own!

@RicardovitzFuck that hillbilly. Just send me the cash and I will donate it to the brothers to come and visit you.

Cain't never kount on SOME folks tar pay thar bills, I reckon!!! Jest like dem goddern afrikan-commiunists runn'n 'round south-'Lanta.  Tell ya wat I'm a gonna do fer ya, Tex.  Gimme yer address 'n I'm gonna send ya a buck. 

Charlie, stop your blubbering and SHUT UP!    Or, I'll lock you in the closet again while I'm thrusting my negro-sized, bright-white cock in and out of your Mummy's holes. Your Mum's been begging for another turd-baby since she had you, and, believe me, it takes a lot of out of this baby-daddy to fill her big arsehole up with my man-milk. 

Humbly I say...
We are fucking back!

@Avid Footy FollowerI got best on ground. Well I was one of the best. OK fine but someone did give me a lift home.