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Jill....my Jill? Has my boy..... ehhhh.....errrr....Beau....uhhhhh..... been pegging your pussy? I'M GONNA KILL THAT DOG-FACED PONY BASTARD! 6 hours ago.

You mean me and Hunter? Well, everyone is a consenting adult now, aren't they. As Johnny Cockroach once said "If the dick don't fit, you must acquit". Now, run along BL, I don't think you can manhandle my cock-warmer like little Methy-Wethy can. One day ago.

Oh Denis you are a soft little pussy wrapped in tiger skin. A bit like my Fritz.

Oh Fritz where are you? And your perfect pinklewurst... 2 days ago.

Your type is why I loath humanity. Well why I used to loath humanity. Fine, but I did have a falling out with someone once. 2 days ago.

It is an interesting fact Jill, that most folks who go on and on about 'pedo' stuff actually harbour these thoughts as well.

Your case too 'Jill'? 2 days ago.

You don't know the half of it, honey. What he's done to little girls, his own daughter. He was all shitfire and crazy-cock for me when he got me to divorce the love of my life. But, after we got married, I believe all that man wanted to do was build his own pedo-island. 3 days ago.

Them Haulers git a pitbull look 'lot like dat doggie. 3 days ago.

I see that cunt Sleepy Joe finally removed Cuba from the bullshit 'terroist' sanctions list. Could have done it back in 2021, but did at last minute so can be seen as some sort of good guy. Fuck that prick; he is as big an arsehole as Trump. 3 days ago.

Yes, in a cage you fucker! Cause that's where freaks like you belong.

Not in normal society.

Not with the woman and children.

Ensconced in a cage. With your mouth muzzled, and fed a liquid diet via a catheter up your arse.

Get me Denis? 3 days ago.

This is how I spent my xmas:

3 days ago.

The fire situation will be resolved soon because Trump said he will let people start raking again. And he is a man of his word.

3 days ago.

Sorry Max, we can't do anything about as the money is all gone and we are all out of ideas. 4 days ago.

Yer music-ritein tain't nothin, Flam. Now, 'ol Peewee Trahan, thar's a genuwine artist. Bring tears ta me eyes listen'in tar a real classic like Peewee's "Kajun Ku Klux Klan"!!! One week ago.

Still got no fucken answer. This place is as lazy as a Georgian Hillbilly! One week ago.

Nice little ditty Ricky. Reminds me of another classic:

"Orangeman, better keep your head.
Don't forget what your good book said.
Southern change gonna come at last.
Now your crosses are burning fast.

Orange Man.

I saw cotton and I saw black.
Tall white mansions and little shacks.
Orange Man, when will you pay them back?

I heard screamin' and bullwhips cracking.
How long? How long?

Orangeman, better keep your head.
Don't forget what your good book said.
Southern change gonna come at last.
Now your crosses are burning fast.

Orange Man.

Lily Belle, your hair is golden brown.
I've seen your black man comin' round.
Swear by God, I'm gonna cut him down!

I heard screamin' and bullwhips cracking.
How long? How long?"/
One week ago.

I dinka dee, I dinka doo...

One week ago.

Gulf 'o Merica - git a nice ring tar it. Gonna rename Mexico ta Shitsaco, Greenland ta New Florida, 'n England NewMerica. Gonna be thar 51st state. Some 'ol boy sing-sung 'bout it....

Look outa your windows, watch the skies
Read all the instructions with bright blue eyes
We're W.A.S.P.'s, yeah proud American sons
We know how da clean our teeth
And how da strip down a gun

'Cause we're the 51st state of America
Yeah we're the 51st state of America
This is the 51st state of America

Our star-spangled Union Jack flutters so proud
Over the dancin' heads of the merry patriotic crowd
Yeah, tip your hat to the Confederate conquerors
We got no reds under the bed with guns under our pillows

We're the 51st state of America
Yeah we're the 51st state of America
This is the 51st state of America
One week ago.

Reckon Trump is gunna be mighty pissed when he gets Greenland and realises it isn't as big as he thought it was.

Mr Mercator better look out that day! One week ago.

It was foretold and so it will be. Our God given power and right. One week ago.

Pituffik? Are you sure its not Pitiffuk?

Meanwhile as I view the devastating footage of the Pacific Pallisade wild fires ripping through affluent residential areas of LA, only one question comes to mind. Do you condemn Hamas? One week ago.

Prediction: Trumpy will fire Musky for stealing his limelight One week ago.

Just nonsense T Mamma. Imagine thinking that the Yanks are under any external control. Idiotland does what it does because it wants to do it. Israel is just a grubby little paid actor for the Yankee empire's desire to run the planet. Nothing more, nothing less. One week ago.

Dern't I say that, er cain't ya read??? One week ago.

The USA is under the control of Israel. They can chant USA, USA in desperation over and over again but it doesn't change a thing. All Americans work for the Zionists. They are there to fund the chosen people. Slaves every tax paying one of them. No wonder they run around shooting each other. One week ago.

I can imagine Trump in Panama. In a Penthouse overlooking the Canal. Counting the money as each container ship floats by. Finally ensconced there like a later day Howard Hughes. A bathrobe. A burger. His underage prostitute. Gazing out the window in a daze of corn flour and madness.

The final symbol of a flailing and falling Empire. One week ago.

Hillbilly. We are still here. And still kicking your fat honky ass. One week ago.

How thar heck is thar JewNation gonna grab a part of Syria if it dern't bomb 'em? Seems like a right-smart than if ya wanna git some of it. So, how cum thar USA ain't bomb'n Syria? I reckon they ain't got noth'n we want 'er Joe Biden be busy fornicat'n everthang all tar hell 'fore he goes off on his big 'ol dirt nap. One week ago.

Yer right thar Digger. Now y'all know Ricky LOVES Australia. Thar southest most state of all thar southern states!!! Good on y'all Australians fer gitt'n rida all yer Niggas. That thar Yankee shitwit, Lincoln, he dern't let us git rid 'o ours. One week ago.

How I wish they did that. He would have woken up with the good ladies of the night polishing his little Mr Sheen head between their shining titties.

Who wouldn't love that?

And if he did it back in 07 he might have beaten that old tea-totaling dud Rudd. 2 weeks ago.

What? Like how they prevent them selling oil? 2 weeks ago.

Surely the Ruskis should be prevented from using advisors. 2 weeks ago.

Can see why the Nth Koreans might send some troops there. Nothing beats real fighting experience. But thousands? Seems unlikely.

And I wouldn't be surprised if the Chinks have sent some special forces etc for this as well. Can call them 'volunteers'; just like all the yanks, poms, aussies and other assorted NATO lovers on the other side. 2 weeks ago.

Until I see photos of dead Korean soldiers in Kursk I'm not buying it 2 weeks ago.

Dead right about that Ukrainian war being stupid. It's like 2 drunks fighting, but with a whole lot of killing and destruction thrown in.

As for the Nth Koreans, is there any real evidence of them being there? This idea was initially promulgated by the same South Korean intelligence services that work for their President.You know, the one who has been in the News lately and wanted to start a war with Nth Korea so he could declare martial law and rule forever. 2 weeks ago.

Dern't give no nevermind 'bout yer "true patriots". We git Southern Patriots - them's all ya need, boy. Now git yer cotton-pick'n ass down here 'n START PICK'N MY COTTON!!! 2 weeks ago.

The hilarious thing about Trump is all of the rednecks and hillbillies who voted for him thinking he was going to improve their quality of life. After his election promise of bringing back manufacturing he appoints 13 billionaires to the job, few who made their money from manufacturing, making their money on Wall Street by investing in companies who fleece the wider American population. 2 weeks ago.

Why would they shoot him when he will again fast track the neo-liberal agenda? His only negative for the democrats is that he makes them look like the incompetent idiots that they are, unable to pull a vote against a buffoon. But he will relentlessly continue with their agenda. Mark my words. In 6 years time you will see the photos of George, Barry, Michelle and Orange Man all holding hands with goofy "mission accomplished" grins on their faces. 2 weeks ago.

Now it's America's turn. Watch it in real time. 2 weeks ago.

Then it starts again see Germany 2 weeks ago.

Hillbilly do you think that the true Patriots will let that Orange fool destroy our great country?

They won't. The forces of good are already secretly assembling, and the disposal of the Orange tyrant will be swift and free us all.

As for his followers, for too long the stupid ways have been tolerated. They will need to be educated in the ways of civilised folk before being allowed back in normal society. A short stay in our Cuban enclave should do the trick I reckon. 2 weeks ago.

Y'all reckon they git thar Eff Bee Eye in Kikeland, NY? I figure Jonny Law git a red dot on ya, Brooklyn Liberal. Jest watch'n 'n wait'n 'n watch'n. Ya'aughta look down at yer pecker 'n see if thar's a hot-red-dot on it. If ya see that thar li'll red dog, they's fix'n tar open up a five gallon bucket a woopass on ya!!! 2 weeks ago.

Are those drones still droning the New Jersey idiots? Or has the mass hypnosis worn off? 2 weeks ago.

Take the gloves off Padre. Time to give that Orange fool and his followers a real beating! 2 weeks ago.

Well if it is a cycle where does it return too? Otherwise it is a one way ride to hell! 2 weeks ago.

Drumpf is just a continuation of the inevitable. The inevitable cycle of capitalism -> fascism -> total annihliation. 2 weeks ago.

Shit. Imagine how we look now. 2 weeks ago.

Ping him on inauguration day. Just as he lays his hand on the bible. Doesn't believe in it so no problem there.

The bullet strikes his throat. The jugular gurgles blood as he collapses to the floor. Flailing arms, and a muffled scream. Eyes roll to the back of his orange head and it is over.

America's nightmare will be over.
2 weeks ago.

Jill, I thought you were white? What's happening? You're black and wearing a pants suit - are you the President? I get to be President in 20 days - its gonna be my turn, right? Uhhh ohhhh, gpurrrrrrrr - something doesn't smell so good. 2 weeks ago.

Oh Sleepy Joe. Just tuck your slippers under the bed and let me look after it now. 3 weeks ago.

Hunter, will you give the nice lady a good fucking for me. I'm think I'm going to be busy with this ice cream for awhile. 3 weeks ago.

Here is a bowl of ice cream darling. Now don't get any on your chins. 3 weeks ago.

Jill, am I President yet? 3 weeks ago.

When it cums to pirate activity we don't condemn anything!
I've been keeping an eye on those Yemeni lads. Think I will head over there soon. Expect more fireworks in Tel Aviv Eli :) 3 weeks ago.

Do you condemn Hamas? 3 weeks ago.

I'm in! I reckon I'll look lovely in Olive
when I'm friggin' in the rigging! 3 weeks ago.

I was on the bus. 3 weeks ago.

Good re-edit there! 4 weeks ago.

The Uniform of the Brave and Morally Righteous. I would be proud to wear it except I have important work to do here in Kyev. 4 weeks ago.

Of course Musk would be a bass player too; any money. 4 weeks ago.

Oi Dennis. Leave the freedom fighter Mr Z out of it. Otherwise we will have to come and kick your ass like we are doing to the Russkis in Kursk. 4 weeks ago.

Zelensky is a bass player. So is Netanyahu apparently. 4 weeks ago.

Yes. It's so degrading. 4 weeks ago.

I'm surrounded by fascists. 4 weeks ago.

Dummy dern't no noth'in!!! Beau - thar stout feller in the back - he pla bass when paps gits a strumm'n on the banjo. Beau a young'n back den - y'all be smart nottar call 'm short!!! i.pinimg.com/originals/ba/dc/ab/badcabeb...560179c671e3a8b3.jpg 4 weeks ago.

Piss weak prick. Be a man for fucks sake. Scared of aliens? While they fuck your sister up the arse?

Be a man not a mouse! 4 weeks ago.

I couldn't watch it all. The music is too scary. 4 weeks ago.

The fact is these aliens are now crawling out of their hidey-holes and are now flying uninhibited amongst the hoi polloi of New Jersey.

They are here now, and there is not a goddAMN thing you can do about it. Biden doesn't give a fuck. Trump is an idiot. And I reckon that Sth African cunt is probably in on it as well. This film laid it all out for us to see. The chickens have come home to roost, that's for fucking sure!

No Jersey holiday for you cunts! 4 weeks ago.

Ps Suzi is in cause she was a real humdinger! 4 weeks ago.

She has been with the drummer from the start. So not blokey.
It says "Little Guys" not little people. I know that can be flexible nowadays but I meant hes and his's. 4 weeks ago.

I know Suzi was kinda like one of the guys but what about that bird from Squalking Heads? She wasn't very blokey. Or was she? 4 weeks ago.

They say Charlie Mingus was a little fella. But I would never say that to his face. 4 weeks ago.

Here you go:

archive.org/details/tribulation-99

Don't forget to leave a tip. 4 weeks ago.

I was dazed and confused after watching it. In fact, I made a beeline for the kitchen and started putting that corn flour straight up my hooter! Tuesday, 17 December 2024

I thought it was something about a squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag. You know, squishy, and fast & bulbous. Monday, 16 December 2024

Xenox is a genus of bee flies? Sunday, 15 December 2024

I don't know about Syria being Libya, but I tell you that Orange freak sure looks like it! Orange, dusty, and filled with a lot of empty space! Saturday, 14 December 2024

Seems like those sanctions worked very well for deposing the brutal tyrant Assad. Expect them to be applied against other world tyrants. In particular I am looking at you Maduro!

God bless,
Patriot Friday, 13 December 2024

OK, maybe make it 20... Friday, 13 December 2024

When Ricky wanted to fuck Julie... Thursday, 12 December 2024

Ok scratch that assassination. Seems it is a twitter hoax Wednesday, 11 December 2024

No surprises here. How many times has that video of the US General been rolled out where he says something like "It gets worse. We are not only going to bomb Iraq. We are going to bomb Libya and Syria and Iran" etc. Remember Hillary "The Gaddaffis are like family to us". And NYT top 30 tourist destinations in the world in 2010 where Damascus was number 7.

It's like what "evil" Putin told Oliver Stone in that interview. "We see American presidents come and go but the agenda remains the same.." Wednesday, 11 December 2024

Bit harsh blaming Trump here Max. He aint the President yet, Sleepy Joe still in command at the moment. It's both fuckwits doing it. Wednesday, 11 December 2024

Isntreal bombing and now taking land and assassinating Syrian scientists x.com/bassem_youssef9/status/1866456599193407496 all with the Yanks say-so.

Oh the "Rules Based International Order" just isn't what it is cracked up to be. Tuesday, 10 December 2024

Are they sure there was arson at the Synagogue? Maybe someone forget to put out the candles on the menorah? Tuesday, 10 December 2024

Oh look. An "arson attack." Not "terrorism". Why the difference? Because this isn't a Jewish school bus, it's an Islamic school bus!!! Where's Albanese now??? Where's all the news media hysteria and demands for more policing? 7news.com.au/news/iqra-college-school-bu...adelaide--c-17021281 Tuesday, 10 December 2024

Hi Nick. Welcome to the Peanut Gallery. Well the only soft spot I have for that whiney shithole of a country is the wetpatch on my bed after I have left my load in another Tel Aviv hooker.
A very wet and sticky patch. Tuesday, 10 December 2024

Hello to all of good folk back home who read Xenox News. And what a rag; I have long been a fan. I usually just lurk here but thought to reach out for a change as I was just wondering if any of you also have a soft spot for Israel? Tuesday, 10 December 2024

I think that bounty will be quietly rescinded shortly. Monday, 09 December 2024

Maxy - Yar always be butcher'n the English with heaps 'o jibber-jabber. All's ya had ta say was "Sandniggers kill'n sandniggers", 'n then git back tar drink'n yer pap's hot-off-thar-still licker!!!
Monday, 09 December 2024

One sticky question is how will the US deal with the $10 million terrorist bounty they have on their new hero al-Julani? Monday, 09 December 2024

Good summary there Max. I think rather than Libya, Egypt is a more likely model for Syria. Remember them? Elected the wrong guys in just about the only decent election they have ever had. Unfortunately they were a bit too threatening for their deranged neighbour in the North East, and so got booted out and another strong man put in to power.

Monday, 09 December 2024

The freedom coming to Damascus will soon be heading to Washington DC. And like Assad, Trump will be on the run! Saturday, 07 December 2024

I guess it's true. End Times really are here! Saturday, 07 December 2024

Southern Man dern't need no carpet-bagg'n, yankee hobo, preverted man-whore around anyhow!!! Friday, 06 December 2024

Let me put that through the Ricardovitz Gibberish Translater:
"I am an idiot, and my family are idiots, and I like to fuck my sister" Friday, 06 December 2024

Thar sandniggas sell moolas at thar local Dinar Store. Raised thar prices ta 1.25 Dinar - In flashion 'n all. Thursday, 05 December 2024

I throw a fist full 'o nickels tar Jensen Wang fer mak'n a man money. He make more $$$$ than a Georgia Tech meth-cook!!! Thursday, 05 December 2024

Sure mate. I'd piss off from this dump any time. Just give me the moola to get going. Ya gunna do that!? Thursday, 05 December 2024

A shooter has taken out United Health Care CEO Brian Thompson. We CEOs need another decent pay rise and fast - risk money. Let's vote on it - all those (CEOs) who say I? Against? Thursday, 05 December 2024

And the list continues to grow! Trump has just handed control of the US Space Program to us as well announcing Jared Isaacman as the head of NASA

The chosen will have full control of not only the planet but the entire solar system as we prepare for the arrival of the messiah.

We will then deal with the idolaters who worship that fraud known as Jesus just as we are dealing with Amalek.

Thank you Mr Trump!! (what a goy) Thursday, 05 December 2024