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News item: Anthony Albanese Gone Full Faggot...

Open Minded Slim, Toorak said More

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Man love. If it is good enough for Batman and Robin, then it is fine by me. 20 minutes ago.
News item: Anthony Albanese Gone Full Faggot...

Poofy Pete said More

Ah you big ponce Ricky. what's wrong with a couple of World leaders getting to know it each other? Nothing! More loving and less fighting I reckon. 25 minutes ago.
News item: WHAT IS XENOX NEWS?

Tex Lumbago said More

That Squeaky Albo has really turned out to be a royal fuckwit. Luckily XenonxNews.com is spread out over the wide wide world, both the real and the cyber. He can stick that legislation right up his clacker! 5 hours ago.
News item: WHAT IS XENOX NEWS?

Rossco from Royston said More

I suppose us Aussies will need to send a copy of our passport and driver's license before we can post comments or post news to Xenox News when the government passes the new bill. I am sure that the Xenox News team will be able to keep the scans forever secure. You do have a security team up there in the Darwin office right? 6 hours ago.
News item: Woo-Hoo! I'm as happy as Larry!

LordyLordyLordy said More

Been known for years about the Parrot's perverted proclivities. Question is, why bust him now? 17 hours ago.
News item: Who is this cunt?

Repoman said More

Not so sure that this idea took off. And that random name generator is no longer there. Here is another one: randomwordgenerator.com/name.php 18 hours ago.
News item: Do you smoke at work?

Denis (with one N) said More

I had an ideology once I think. 2 days ago.
News item: Trump's America Zionist Agenda Goes Full Throttle

Flagetlatiius Farctus said More

Why build gas chambers when you can shoot kids in the head from a distance or drop 20 ton bombs on their neighbourhood? Especially when the munitions are all donated by the global sheriff. 3 days ago.
News item: Trump's America Zionist Agenda Goes Full Throttle

Crocasaurus said More

The sickening irony! Israel doing to Palestinians what Nazi Germany did to Jews. All that's missing are the ovens and gas chambers. Or have they just not been discovered yet? 3 days ago.
News item: YARRR! Landlords Fixin Ta Rule Thar Roost In Australia...

Looney Les said More

I wanna buy myself a new place. Just a small picket fenced place on a quiet suburban street. Maybe a front porch where I can sit in the evenings and abuse passers-by. Grow a little wack tabaccy in the back yard. No nosey neighbours please! 3 days ago.
News item: US Election 2024

Wise DC Analyst said More

The choice has been made but the question remains. Will we get the 'Freedom' or 'Tyranny'? 3 days ago.
News item: Yangs Take Over US Gooberment...

Hippie Johnny said More

From the illustrations I now see that Trump's new government will actually be like a new Age of Acquarius! An administration full of shamans and old long haired hippies. OK, some of them might not have any hair. But for sure it will be like a New Age of enlightenment. After all, they do have RFK Jnr in there.
So I am feeling hopeful! (but not stoned) 3 days ago.
News item: Do you smoke at work?

Polite Social Democrat, Berlin said More

I wish I had a beard like Karl did. He was a real man among men. And a noggin hirsute until the end.
But I don't imagine he would have smoked at work. Disgusting habit! 3 days ago.
News item: Do you smoke at work?

What have you done to Brad? said More

Don't all Marxists slobber? Isn't that why they grow beards? 3 days ago.
News item: Do you smoke at work?

Tankie Tim, Ex-Fitzroy Soviet said More

Fuck that slobbering Slovenian. His nonsense is nothing but dressed up Democrat voting liberal pap. 3 days ago.
News item: XenoxNews.com editor says “Alan Jones welcome here!”

FlimFlamMan said More

It looks like Alan might be looking for some new 'work from home' arrangements. Still got a job for him Tex? 3 days ago.
News item: Do you smoke at work?

Sir Les Dentifrice said More

What Zizek essentially says is to be conscious of the underlying ideology that you have assembled in your life experience, that you nurture, and that frames your beliefs, how you deal and that impacts your decision making and everything you say. And also be conscious of the ideologies of other people. Then you can screech from the bell tower of this madhouse with elucidatory indignation. 3 days ago.
News item: Suckers, sycophants and suckholes!

Tex Lumbago said More

18 years later and the cunt is still alive and banging a new bitch every 5 years or so. He has made a deal somewhere. 4 days ago.
News item: Trump's America Zionist Agenda Goes Full Throttle

Freedumb Loving Fred said More

I love flags. Nothing better to wipe your poo stained arse than with a flag. Stars, stripes, ancient Hindu symbols. I will use them all. 5 days ago.
News item: Trump's America Zionist Agenda Goes Full Throttle

Arie from Arlington said More

It is not only who Trump is appointing that fills us with hope, in recent speeches the Trump team feature the Israel flag prominently with the USA flag in the background. With Trump in charge our community are hoping that the two flags can be merged. In the near future the American flag might well be referred to as the Star and Stripes! Go go Trump! 5 days ago.
News item: Yangs Take Over US Gooberment...

Ricardovitz said More

Aliens is Godless demons. Thar Lord done GAVE 'EM a job watch'n over mankind. 'N what they do??? They done fornicated with the women-folk, mess'n 'round with God's DNA formulas AND BLEW THAR PLACE ALL TA HELL!! Then, thar Lord had ta put out that fire started by them no-good, f-around 'n find out alien-demon two-bit meth-cooks by flood'n all of His Creation. Enoch 1:9 One week ago.
News item: Trump's America Zionist Agenda Goes Full Throttle

Ricardovitz said More

Hey, Boy, cunny is sumphtin the great Lord made fer a man's pleasure. Coont is grissely trash-meat ya hunt when thar tain't no deer 'round. Dummy - I hiley recomend you dern't never comence tar cook'n.......................anywhoo. One week ago.
News item: Yangs Take Over US Gooberment...

Brooklyn Liberal said More

I now put my faith in the Aliens that have been confirmed to watch our Blue Orb. They will see that the Orange Man will lead us all down the primrose path to hell and intervene, and love and peace will reign.

Well peace for us. Not for that Orange Prick. They gunna probe him until he screams for mama! One week ago.
News item: Trump's America Zionist Agenda Goes Full Throttle

Nobby said More

Genocide is so Jesus innit. Fark off with the god of love bullshite forever ya coont. One week ago.
News item: Trump's America Zionist Agenda Goes Full Throttle

Ricardovitz said More

When God git 'nuff of thar world's wickedness, what he do? He drown all them ass-lickers 'n whorelots. When God git tard of thar Jews, what'd God do??? He come on down hiiself, as Jesus, 'n turned all them Jews intar Christians. Then he holocosted them that dern't turn. Thar rest he sent ta Israel fer ta git a 2nd chance at Jesus. We's gonna see how that turns out.!!! One week ago.
News item: Trump's America Zionist Agenda Goes Full Throttle

Dover from Tel Aviv said More

Christians are traitors to the Jewish religion and no better than Amalek. One week ago.
News item: Trump's America Zionist Agenda Goes Full Throttle

FlimFlamMan said More

They gunna bomb the Bible Belt? Well strap me in and bombs away! Nothing better then mulching up some born again Christian numbnuts! Hopefully we can do a run over Clayton, Georgia so we can get the real fuckwits. One week ago.
News item: Trump's America Zionist Agenda Goes Full Throttle

Eli Yehudah said More

And it is more than about time that Americans accept that Judaism is the one and true religion and that Christianity is a farce. America as the new Zion will have it's work cut out cleansing the land of the ridiculous Jesus cult. But these people are even stupider than the Islamists. More lunatic than Amalek. We will smite them as we do the ignorant savages in Gaza. It is great to have Trump on board. One week ago.
News item: Trump's America Zionist Agenda Goes Full Throttle

What have you done to Brad? said More

Word is that there is also push and funding for Hebrew to become a part of the US elementary school curriculum and that it will become a compulsory class in a few years time. The New Testament will be dropped as the accepted truth in the new holy land is that Jesus may have been a prophet, if that, and that the whole son of God and resurrection story is an anti-semetic trope. There is a strong fear in Congress that AIPAC will drop funding for anyone who objects to the plan of America as the new Israel. Gaza is now seen as a test run for how to deal with the Jesus loving "bible belt". One week ago.
News item: Trump's America Zionist Agenda Goes Full Throttle

Ghost of Jeff Epstein said More

Trumpy baby, be a good Goy and pardon me from Hell. Every day, Satan dresses me up as a little, brown, 3rd-world girl and drills me a bloody pussy with his 18 inch thorny cock. Then all those people the Clintons murdered gang-bang me until 12:00 midnight. At 12:01, it starts all over again. One week ago.
News item: Trump's America Zionist Agenda Goes Full Throttle

Ricardovitz said More

AMEN, Mr. Huckabee!!! Git yer bat out 'n commence ta wack'n 'way at them sinner's knees. Make 'em git down 'n pray tar Lord Almighty that ya dern't take yer bat ta thar Devil-fornicat'n cock-n-balls!!! One week ago.
News item: Trump's America Zionist Agenda Goes Full Throttle

Patriot said More

The Great God of Democracy has run it's course in the United States. And with it, President Donald J Trump has resurrected his political life and become President once again. While initially I may have been disappointed in this result, this list of Cabinet and other appointments by the new President-elect have made me believe that perhaps I was too hasty in dismissing him. Indeed, with this list of stalwart defenders of the only democracy in the Middle East, you can say in fact it seems Trump has also changed his mind. A big dose of reality has wiped out that 'deep-state' nonsense he had previously expounded.

I have always been a stalwart fighter for freedom and free enterprise. And I have always called out where our enemies lay. In Tehran, Moscow, Pyongyang, and Beijing. If Trump is going to target them with immediate and direct action then I may have to change my mind and get behind him.

God bless,
Patriot

One week ago.
News item: Lebanese resistence and Israeli terrorism

FlimFlamMan said More

All those fumes still get in hillbilly. You just have to look at your recent ramblings to know it's effecting your noggin.
That and the sissy diddlin' One week ago.
News item: POTUS EBOLA

LordyLordyLordy said More

If giving a blow job to a mic wins an election, then Kamala knows what to do next time. One week ago.
News item: Lebanese resistence and Israeli terrorism

Ricardovitz said More

Cook'n ain't same as guzzl'n, Boy. Takes a smarty-smart tar make C10H15N 'n not blow everthang all tar hell!!! One week ago.
News item: Lebanese resistence and Israeli terrorism

FlimFlamMan said More

Hey Ricky is it the years of your drug guzzling or banging your sister that has lead to the precipitous decline in your writing abilities?

It was still claptrap back then, but at least we could understand it! One week ago.
News item: POTUS EBOLA

FlimFlamMan said More

Big move by Trump in putting sweaty and stupid Rubio as Secretary of State. Imagine having that idiot as the US foreign representative. A sure sign that Trump's administration will be as confused and useless as his previous one. One week ago.
News item: The Suckers of Surrealia

Jean Nicolas Arthur Dunger said More

Down in the sewer is where the best poems are wrote. One week ago.
News item: Knocking off a Yankee President. Why is it so hard nowadays?

Ricardovitz said More

God. Guns, 'n Trump!!! Joe Biden say he wanna smack you in yer assssss!!! external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=ht...051a7c23f&ipo=images One week ago.
News item: Knocking off a Yankee President. Why is it so hard nowadays?

Ricardovitz said More

No self-respect'n Yankee puts u's in words 't dern't need 'em, Brooklyn Boy!!! One week ago.
News item: Knocking off a Yankee President. Why is it so hard nowadays?

Brooklyn Liberal said More

Time for someone to learn quick and get out there practicing and honing their skills.
There will be a new target they can test themselves on come January 2025.
Let's hope they pass with flying colours then. One week ago.
News item: POTUS EBOLA

Crocasaurus said More

Odds on Tangerine Man having a stroke before long and the convenient cretin Vance becoming POTUS!!! One week ago.
News item: Yangs Take Over US Gooberment...

Joltin' Joe said More

Abolish all you like. What difference does it make who the fuck stumps up for Blackrock, Cheney and co? Take the name of the President out of the equation for the past three decades. What difference has there been in foreign policy? How many US imperialistic sanctions were put in place to the detriment of other countries. (Currently > 30) How many more/less bombs were dropped either directly or via a proxy (the latter even more heinous)? To have an emotional reaction either way because of the name of the US President, i.e. chief shill is missing the point. Policies are essentially the same but there is a difference of language and that only because the candidates are dumb as fuck. The advisors on both sides pulling the strings of the chief shill, whether they are democrat or republican, are all rotating through Blackrock and Wall Street doors. At best you might get a couple of POTUS election promises ten minutes before their term is up. Mostly unlikely. Like Obama's shutting down of Guantanamo torture chambers... nope - still going. And Trump draining the swamp.... nope... he appointed the very same swamp creatures to his cabinet. Like Putin says - makes no difference who the POTUS is - policy remains the same. So cheer and cry all you like. As dickhead says it makes no never mind. One week ago.
News item: POTUS EBOLA

Joltin' Joe said More

Descend? Further? Really? One week ago.
News item: Yangs Take Over US Gooberment...

Nashville Yokel said More

First thing President Trump should do is dump the term limits. They are an anti-democratic abomination! Americans demand the right to again elect Pesident Trump their leader! One week ago.
News item: POTUS EBOLA

FlimFlamMan said More

Max don't be downhearted. The OrangeMan has guaranteed that Idiotland will descend into madness.
It is gunna be a hoot to watch! One week ago.
News item: US Election 2024

Denis (with one N) said More

It's ok but I can't find my toothbrush. 2 weeks ago.
News item: Look at this fuckwit

Kamala Harris said More

Lookey here, Boy, ya coulda voted fer RICARDOVITZ fer Prime Minister of Australia. But, ya'll failed me. Failed yer Cuntry - the most southernest cuntry in thar World. I git a 5-point politics agenda fer Australia:
1. Gun Freedom - all Ausies 'd have access tar machineguns, ammo 'n whatnot. 2. Speak'n Freedom - say whatever ya wanna; Ricardovitz does so whynot y'all? 3. Writ'n Freedom - Write what-thar-hell-ever y'all wanna write - cain't be no less thar truth than that dishornorable, most unexcellent shit-fer-brains Albanese say 'n rite. 4. Gender Fornicat'n Freedom - any white boy can stick his pecker in any white girl's hole (less she be fight'n 'n scream'n) 'n not have no Lawliar tell ya how ya can 'n cain't do it.....but none of that thar queer-on-queer shit. 5. Gun-buy-back program - Thar Aussie Gooberment 'll buy back all them firearms they done took from y'all 'n hand 'em over to ya w/ a free case of ammo. VOTE RICARDOVITZ - Vote early 'n often!!! 2 weeks ago.
News item: US Election 2024

Brooklyn Liberal said More

With you Patriot. Let's pop this prick before he can get started. 2 weeks ago.
News item: US Election 2024

Tom from up the road said More

Nice and peaceful there Dennis? Especially seeing no one would want to visit a cunt like you in any case. Dead or alive. 2 weeks ago.
News item: Look at this fuckwit

Sir Les Dentifrice said More

Now Albo pushes through a bill to police speech on the internet. The Misinformation bill will apply to all citizens except politicians and the mainstream media will be exempt. But everyone knows that politicians and Murdoch writers are habitual liars. It is part of their job description. Stone me fucking rotten. 2 weeks ago.
News item: US Election 2024

Denis (with one N) said More

I live in a cemetery. 2 weeks ago.
News item: President Trump 2024. Can any good come of it?

Kamala Harris said More

FlimFlamMan, I'm tired. Tired of being on the road, lonely as a sparrow in the rain. I'm tired of never having me a man with a stiff cock to be with to tell me where we's going to, coming from, or why. Mostly, I'm tired of people being ugly to me. I'm tired of all the pain I feel and hear in the world...every day. There's too much of it. It's like pieces of glass in my panties...all the time. Can you understand? 2 weeks ago.
News item: President Trump 2024. Can any good come of it?

FlimFlamMan said More

If you do organise that uprising it'll be the first thing you done that gets my respect. Don't bend over. Fight that Orange clown! 2 weeks ago.
News item: President Trump 2024. Can any good come of it?

Jill Biden said More

Hey Black-bitch, I voted for Donald Trump - how'd you like my Election Day MAGA pants-suit? external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=ht...a5ae07ab5&ipo=images 2 weeks ago.
News item: President Trump 2024. Can any good come of it?

Kamala Harris said More

Just 'cuz I gotts a tiny-dick Joo-queer Beard, don't mean I didn't beat Trump's ass. I damn fo-sho won that election! And no old white-man is gonna keep me from ruling over America. I'm getting my own January 6 rioters ready and they's gonna make Trump's insurrection look like a San Francisco queer-day circle jerk. 2 weeks ago.
News item: President Trump 2024. Can any good come of it?

Ricardovitz said More

Brooklyn Yankee - done toldya you WAS WRONG!!! Trump grabbed them states, 'n handed Horrible-Harris an ass-thrash'n that'd make her limp-pecker husband waller 'n cry like a good-fer-nothin, sperm wast'n homersexual!!! 2 weeks ago.
News item: US Election 2024

Freddy Fencepost said More

Trump has promised world peace. Finally a true pacifist in charge. 2 weeks ago.
News item: US Election 2024

Patriot said More

What a disaster for the freedom and free enterprise loving people of the World. Trump is an existential danger to Western Civilisation. Now is the time for the public servents in the alphabet agencies to hold firm and do what is right. It has been done before, and perhaps they need to pull out J Edgar's notes.

God bless,
Patriot 2 weeks ago.
News item: Pot Head Lunacy!

Brooklyn Liberal said More

Putin! It is Putin's doing! 2 weeks ago.
News item: Pot Head Lunacy!

Captain Ignoramus said More

It looks like they will be sticking with atrazine and cheap grog. 2 weeks ago.
News item: Pot Head Lunacy!

Captain Ignoramus said More

If you can believe Harris last minute election promise "recreational" weed smoking will be be decriminalised nation wide in the USA if the Democrats get in. The Dems must have started losing their nerve and in desperation decided to win a few extra votes from stay at home pot heads. But is it a lame duck promise knowing that the Republicans will control the Senate?

They are all tits up in America. The Dems and Republicans don't know who they are. "Small Government", "Freedom" and "Liberty" spout the Republicans, but then they are manic about controlling what a woman does with her body, what a person smokes, who goes where etc.

And the "liberal" Dems wanting to bomb half the planet, ban speech, censor the internet etc.

The atrazine has driven every one of them crazy. 2 weeks ago.
News item: President Trump 2024. Can any good come of it?

Brooklyn Liberal said More

Results are in for WI, GA, and NC. Clean sweep for the Caramel Queen Kamala. And if any one tells you different they are either lying or a Putin stooge. 2 weeks ago.
News item: President Trump 2024. Can any good come of it?

Denis (with one N) said More

Someone stuck a fork in my ass once. Well it wasn't really a fork. 2 weeks ago.
News item: President Trump 2024. Can any good come of it?

Brooklyn Liberal said More

Stick a fork in the Orangeman's ass. You can turn him over cause he is DONE!
Victory to Kamala is assured. I have seen the exit polls, and from Miami to Seattle, Buffalo to Houston, no one wants that Orange fucker.
Now get on your knees hillbilly. For all of us hail President Kamala! 2 weeks ago.
News item: Hillbilly Happy when Yankee Kyle Kills Some Commies With His AR-15

Ricardovitz said More

Are all y'all Aussies ready tar git right with God??? Join Thar South..........Vote Fer Ricardovitz!!! 2 weeks ago.
News item: US Election 2024

Ricardovitz said More

Brooklyn Boy, you dern't know nothin!!! Now, Ricardovitz allllways be giv'n ya thar fair dinkum deadest good oil, Yankee. Trump 'll win thar South fer sure. I dern't no what y'all Yankees 'll do come 'lection day. A lotta cheat'n I reckon. 'N no bloo-gummer be runn'n thar South, EVER!!! Anywhoo, I done VOTED FER TRUMP!!! 'N I ain't no loser, yobbo-yorker. 2 weeks ago.
News item: US Election 2024

Brooklyn Liberal said More

I am quite certain that by this time tomorrow the Orangeman Trump will be conceding defeat after a massive landslide win for Kamala. After that he will be arrested and bundled off to jail.
You can put your house on it! 2 weeks ago.
News item: Oz Election 2022. Polls say the race is tightening, and ScoMo can still win!

LordyLordyLordy said More

Given the way Squeaky Albo has governed, may as well have had ScoMo remain PM. He has been a totally weak as piss flop. 2 weeks ago.
News item: The Scam of Modern Science

Ricardovitz said More

See here, Less, thar Lord is gonna pull yer ticket when he's a good 'n ready. Git rida cancer, 'n yer gonna git bark'n yark disease. Trash heart attacks 'n ya better watch out fer liver-drop, zombie-rot er kidney-choke. Bottom line, boy is YOU TAIN'T GITT'N OUTA HERE 'LIVE!!! Best ya jest pray some sharp-shooter drills a cunny-sized hole in ya 'bout thar time yer pecker falls off. 2 weeks ago.
News item: The Scam of Modern Science

Looney Les said More

Don't care about your philosophy or whatever Prof. Just when are you gunna cure cancer you prick? 3 weeks ago.
News item: Full video UFO conference in Washington

Dr IP Freely said More

I rest my case.
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News item: ANCIENT YOUTH

Tex Lumbago said More

Making a mark here. Now that the 20 years previous have become the 20 years hence. 3 weeks ago.
News item: Tantric Aardvaark

I'm Just Saying said More

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3 weeks ago.
News item: The Scam of Modern Science

Ricardovitz said More

Kammala H., you stop usin my name 'er I'm gonna give ya a piece 'o my...... come o'er here 'n I'll show ya!!! 3 weeks ago.
News item: The Scam of Modern Science

Kammala H. said More

Dern't like be'in cold. Tain't git no use fer it. Cold kills crops, burns oil, 'n makes my pecker shrivel up. When it be hot, my white-boy pecker gits nigger-big. 3 weeks ago.
News item: Sean Penn to star in new Stepan Bandera biopic

Ken from Kyev said More

It's an outrage! The west has shackled our arms. Give us the weapons we need and we will pound Ivan back to Vladivostok! 3 weeks ago.
News item: Sean Penn to star in new Stepan Bandera biopic

Freddy Fencepost said More

Ukraine frontline decimated. Russians advancing further into Ukraine virtually unhindered. I wonder how Blackrock will manage the Ukranian food bowl that they have acquired surrounded by the Russians? 3 weeks ago.
News item: US Election 2024

Kammala H. said More

Joe, shut up, you demented old fool. Stay in that crate I had constructed for you and Commander, and don't come out until after I've won. FlimFlamMan, you're damn right I'm going to be running this country, and yours as well soon. Ukraine needs military support and I intend on having Australia draft idiots like you to fight against those imported Koreans. Ricky, HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF MY JEW-HUSBAND LIKE THAT. I'm going to take your guns away; everyone's guns away and give them to the Ukrainians so they can slaughter Donald Trump's Russian colluders.
Long live our Communist motherland,
Built by the negros dirty hands.
Long live our people, swinging from a tall tree.
Strong in our brotherhood, cleansed by fire.
Long may our blue-gum flag inspire,
Shining in glory for all men to see. 3 weeks ago.
News item: US Election 2024

Richard Dufus said More

I think it is pretty clear which figure represents Trump and for that matter Harris in that illustration. The obedient dog face representing the voter. 3 weeks ago.
News item: US Election 2024

FlimFlamMan said More

Keep crying Ricky. Gunna be a black woman running your country soon and you and your hillbilly mates wont be able to do a thing about it. 3 weeks ago.
News item: US Election 2024

Joe Biden said More

America needs a clean black woman, Aunt Jamima, uhhh I mean Aunt Kamima, America's favorite aunt....come here Kamima let me sniff that African hair...errrrrr.......don't let Nelia see me do this Kamima you coal-colored cotton pony soldier, uh ah anyway, we........beat...............uh..........Medicare. 3 weeks ago.
News item: US Election 2024

Ricardovitz said More

Tain't noth'in hard 'bout it. Donald Trump - he a good Yankee fer the Southern Gentleman! Kamalah Emhoffstein - she a Voo Doo Joo-suck'n Commie vampire, jest like that thar photo up thar 'o her mix'n up some voo doo brew. 3 weeks ago.
News item: US Election 2024

Joltin' Joe said More

This guide might help the undecided voter:

3 weeks ago.
News item: US Election 2024

Joltin' Joe said More

Voters for the lesser of two evils have never been in more of a quandary. 3 weeks ago.
News item: My plea to our Alien betters... Please Save Us!

Pilbara Pete said More

She's be too fat for the spaceship in any case. Disrupt the gravitational force field she would. 4 weeks ago.
News item: My plea to our Alien betters... Please Save Us!

Tax Paying Aussie Worker said More

It wasn't enough receiving billions of dollars in Australian government subsidies (welfare) was it Gina? Nor buying a Singaporean citizenship so that you don't have to pay back any of it in tax to help our country. Even interstellar aliens abhor traitorous grifters so I don't think you will be hitching a ride anywhere. 4 weeks ago.
News item: Illegal Teapot built on Farm Land!

Ricardovitz said More

Probly git somethang tar do it hav'in a Cross carved inta it. If'n they jest carve a Devil's sickle 'n a teeny star on it, them Mohammed goat-fornicators 'd drop to thar carpets 'n stroke thar peckers to it!!! upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/44/D...slamic_mythology.jpg external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=ht...ed1d3efb7&ipo=images 4 weeks ago.
News item: Illegal Teapot built on Farm Land!

Dreary Diedre said More

Well I love a nice cup of tea. Especially when made in a pot. My Frank used to make a wonderful cuppa. Though his wasn't very big. And I am no pussy I can tell you that. Feisty he used to call me. And I've still got a bit of vim and vigour that's for sure. 4 weeks ago.
News item: Overcoming a Corroding, Long COVID Infected Brain

I'm Just Saying said More

A 40% increase from 3 would be closer to 4. Not 5. 4 weeks ago.
News item: Overcoming a Corroding, Long COVID Infected Brain

Dr Knowitall said More

Wow. It must have gone from 3 to 5 patients!
That is, hardly at all. 4 weeks ago.
News item: Overcoming a Corroding, Long COVID Infected Brain

It's just a cold said More

TB cases increase by 40% in Ireland. Just as TB increased during the HIV epidemic? 4 weeks ago.
News item: Israel’s “war” on Gaza is spreading

Joe Biden said More

Ehh, Trump? Ricky Trump? Uhhhhh.....uhhhh errr, you should be in the federal penilectomy, criminal. We pay for stuff like that to make men women, except for the pussy - we can't give them a real live pussy. I am throwing my support, my love, my loaded diaper at that kinda "brown" sugar Kamas Harris. And, Ricky - he's just a lying dog-faced pony soldier. 4 weeks ago.
News item: Israel’s “war” on Gaza is spreading

FlimFlamMan said More

Hey 'Joe', or should I say 'Ricky', you will be having lots of brown mushy stuff in your pants when you have that black chick running your dumbarse country. It will make you hillbilly yokels squeal like pigs in the muck. 4 weeks ago.
News item: Israel’s “war” on Gaza is spreading

Joe Biden said More

I told Putin not to attack Lezbollah, er...uhh....I mean Hahas. I put President Harris czar over Middle East peace. So, President Harris leaked the October JooPrize to Iran. Why? Jooz wanted bussing and I was against bussing after I was for it. So, I'm sorry - from Hahas to the river of....., ya know but it seems to be, uhhhhh.......top a little over my mind. We're not sure where it is...where I am.....or where is is, but, uhhhhh, uhhhhh uh oh, I feel something hot and stinky running down my left legs. 4 weeks ago.
News item: Betty Bites the Bullet

This Aint Rock-n-Roll said More

And in less than 60 seconds Lydia Thorpe puts it all to bed. They are done and they sure as hell know it. 4 weeks ago.
News item: Israel’s “war” on Gaza is spreading

This Aint Rock-n-Roll said More

Attacking UN peace keeping forces now. 4 weeks ago.
News item: US Election 2024

Sir Les Dentifrice said More

I rest my case. Saturday, 19 October 2024
News item: Look at this fuckwit

Ricardovitz said More

Timmy Titmouth, if'n you dern't like Albo 'n Austrailia, then ya git a choice - VOTE FER RICARDOVITZ OZ PRIME MINISTER!!! Friday, 18 October 2024
News item: Look at this fuckwit

Tom Titmouse said More

They think they have us all with their politics of 'no choice', the 'lesser evil'. What does Squeaky Albo care if he wins or loses? The cunt will land on his feet either way. Can just imagine him and that full time cunt Marles getting on to the AUKUS gravy train.

The great unwashed aussie hoi polloi won't even notice.

No hope. No future. The great Aussie Way. Friday, 18 October 2024

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