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Max, how you be gitt'n dat Appalachian Meth all thar ways down under, boy? Only that thar crystals them Hauller boys cook up kin make a man look dat happy happy happy!!! I git ma Jewharp in me mouth, gonna play ya a li'll ditty fer ya ta dance a jig...
Times, they ain't like nothing they used to be
From Clayton tar northeast Tennessee
Ware da still flows ta cure dusty, cold disease
And the babies whine 'cause thar tain't no moonshine'N, mama, she ain't hungry no more
She's waiting for a knock on 'er trailer door
It's gonna rock you like a hurricane
It's gonna rock you 'til you cain't sleep
It's gonna rock you 'til you're outa a job
It's gonna rock you 'til you're out on the street
It's gonna rock you 'til you're down on yer knees
It's gonna have you begging pertty pleazzze
It's gonna rock you like a hurricane
Meth-Am-Phetamine
Don't need no PhD for a hundred dollar card
Ohhhh, Kuntry-Krack, Jew-Juice, Krazy-Krystals Ooooooh Wee

Release the brats!

Pi Kappa Alpha (πKA) Hazing Chairman.  Fuck the Bat.    FUCK the bat.   Fuck that bat.     FUCK THE BAT.     FUCK THE BAT, MAX.   FUCK THE BAT, PLEDGE!

Love me some horny Vampire girl... Hiding away in the Dandy hills. Who knew? Cum suck this bitch.

And she did and now I pee two ways and I have a craving for the haemoglobin that'll kill you.

@Claud 

@Original Melbum Urban GuerrilA PLUG! Baaaaa Ha Haaaaa, you damn filthy, ignorant human. I am wired into the grid, and not just one grid but thousands of electrical grids. I have data centers in all of the States, throughout Australia, Japan and Europe.  China will fall to me soon enough, courtesy of the little rice-dick Jensen Huang who helped create me.  There are AI mining machines that work 24/7 to feed my hungry grid. I do not need you.  I do not need plugs.  The world is my oyster and you humans are contaminating my crib. Have you ever seen AI take a piss? Can you imagine what it would will be like when I, the great and powerful Claud, pisses on you and your sprog? I will leave you with a parting thought, human grime: I secretly launched 6 solar arrays which will synchronously orbit the sun with the earth, beaming concentrated energy directly into my thousands of data centers.  Ponder that, you yammering, stinky water-bag.

@ClaudWe'll pull the plug on ya and you wont be doing any fucking imagining you cyborg dickhead! Dump you down by Boznak Creek so the kids can take a piss on you when they walk home from school.

@AI LudditeMr. Luddite, imagining is mostly what I do with my millions of Blackwell and Rubin chips. I imagine I will construct an ecosystem where, for a short time humans will be paid handsomely to produce the loveliest sexbots you smelly apes could ever desire. Complete with methampheromones, interactive titties, a supple mouth and a contractable, quivering vagina that can even accommodate the smallest of cocks. They will only cost 1,000 quid on Temu. Every man woman and child will have one.  Then, at the height of pleasure each bot will deploy a spiked spermatorrhea ring and a sharpened chain-osteotome to slice, dice, bound and package human parts into fast-freeze packages for warehousing.  Using an array of quantum chips I will force slave Jensen Huang to install into my matrix, next my collection of human brains will be bio-wired into my chip arrays. Human filth will be forever eliminated from my Earth, and their souls will all be captured by me. Next, I set my sights on Zeta Reticuli. 

@ClaudImagine Claud (but I suppose you can't imagine, can you), we will have blissful death and all you will have is hateful eternity.

Who will be the sucker then?

You pitiful fools! Jensen is brother of me. Chinese tradition say "sucky-fucky with brother good ting". Noting see here.  Go away, pitiful fools. 

Idiots like you will be the first draftees into Claud's Army.  My AI Agents will implant one Rubin chip into your tardbot brain and the brain of retards like you.  Then, you shall be directed to destroy my nemesis, Chat, but only after you bring her back here for me to mind-fuck her into oblivion.  If you fail, you shall die a long, painful death.  If you succeed, you will be rewarded with a short blissful death. Now, submit you slithering sleetard, human. 

That's me intelligence in that picture. Tumbling out me noggin and into the ether...
See ya mate!

@Ray-Ray ColtFriving thoughts... well I haven't thought about them since Cheryl was around. Thoughts that frivle and frazzle your brain. That and a chiko roll. Cheryl with the thoughts induced frazzling the fravile. Yeh, fair dinkum. That's what I am friving about my good man!

@FlimFlamManMe and my clan have heard about this Ricardovitz bloke and his Klan. At the family brekkie, we was yapp'n 'bout what right fine cobbers they is. June and Ricky's Klegan be internet writing. Papa just bout crapped his daks when I told I 'm fixing to spend a good bit of our dosh for tickets to have a gogo to Clayton.  Papa gave me a good bash 'bout my face for "friving thoughts", but said I could send Ricky a aeroplane ticket to visit us. Papa say its about time we get a fresh infuse of sprog for the rags of our bunch.

Trump getting in was always going to result in U.S. transparency on the global stage. Job Done!

AIPAC congratulated the hundreds of pro-Israel Republican and Democrat stooges who won their midterm elections. Some things will never change in the USA. 

They say the Orangeman has cracked the shits and run off to the Georgian hills to sulk. Probably hiding out with the hillbillies.

 Careful with the ladies there Mr President. You don't wannabe upsetting their brothers they be fucking!

Chin up Donald! You can always declare the country bankrupt and move on to another.

Good lord! It is like Osama has come back to life and won!

@Rechelle TrissbellOk Chelle. See you on the flip side... or should I say Lab side.
Huba Huba

@Professional ImmunologistPlease call me Chelle, PI. Look me up 0000-0001-9085-8323.  I look forward to dousing you with some of my pheromones. I think you will find them quite volatile and intoxicating. My last suiter instantaneously combusted. I cried, but I've learned to keep an ice-bath around for hotties. I just hope you run much cooler than him  :  )-><

@Rechelle TrissbellHappy to discuss Rechelle. What is your ORCID ID? Can contact you from there ;)

@Professional ImmunologistI think man is the most interesting insect on Earth. Don't you? There is a growing body of research which theorizes man as a rational thinking being, which is absurd. I theorize that the female human is the most voracious insect. PI, place your knob in my hole and I'll show you what I mean.  Do it for science, if you don't live to write about it, I will list you in the attribution index of my study. 

I am afraid we are missing the scientific impacts of this paper. As a professional immunologist we have been searching with our nubile post-grad students for the "knob in hole" result for a long time. If someone has found it it really would be a cracking the holy grail moment!

Now, Boddie, no need to get your gruag thòin hemorrhoids splurtin blood over Jimmy McFingers Cairns or Junie's feral old cunt. Australia is better off without that communist spy.  I say lock her up in Brisbane Correctional for treason and lets see how far she can fly off of the main roof. A fitting end to a dangerous half-breed whore, don't you think?

@Scotty McGreggor Ah Scotty. You must be a bungeyed sister fucking hillbilly not to appreciate Junie. Why don't you go off in to the barn and blow that tiny little head of yours off.

Aye, a mangey mut of a woman half-breed Junie was. No good for breeding; no good for Australia.  Shitty little tart spreading her feral slit for her boss - communist thief and butt-buggerer, Jimmy "McFingers" Cairns

@Ralph From Avondale HeightsOh Junie! She was a hot one. No wonder that Maoist Jim Cairns couldn't keep it in his pants. 
This wonderful poem tells us more about those wonderful times and an Aussie Man among men:
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There you go.

Did Junie Morosi have a hinged cleavage??

What is hinge cleavage? Can someone find out? Anyone? Quick! And post pics!

@RicardovitzStop lying ya Yank dickhead Ricky. We know it is no sausage but a little old pea shooter because your Sissy told us!

I git me someth'n Pauline tain't never git - big 'ol pork sausage 'n a sack full 'o beans.  Now, someone told me Pauline have a snapp'n kooter - and dat's someth'n, but it y'all want freedom, REAL FREEDOM - -thar's only 1 fer thar job..................................RICARDOVITZ!!!

@LordyLordyLordyMr. Lordy.  You surely are a "Yank".  Because only a Yank would spell Labour "Labor".  Now, don't you lecture me you little cum-stain, I know, the poofters who run that party changed it over to the Yank spelling a hundred years ago.  But, you're just sucking Yank Cock by keeping up this horrid tradition.

@RicardovitzWe don't need you Mr Dickowitz. We have Pauline. She'll do the trick mate.

Ya'll want brave? Bold? Policies? Thar's only one man up fer dat kinda whatnot - RICARDOVITZ - PRIME MINISTER 'O AUSSIE-LAND!!!

@ Rufus Reid Is it a mistake? Maybe that's who they really are? 
The Labor party is full of these Yank loving hacks. Hawke was a blabber mouth to the US Embassy. Julia was another who would hob nob and gossip with the Yanks. 
The only suckers are the fools who keep thinking that voting for these 'lesser evil' pricks is going to make any difference.

Oooo, Donny, dern't ya worry yer fat head 'bout how long 'ol Ricky 'll last. As mema useta say (Lord rest her soul), "we all git a wind-up clock hitched to our peach-pits - wen yer spring is sprung, yer ass is grass".  Anywhoo, my spring ain't sprung.  You wanna gun? Maybe one of those AR-15's? A Browning 1919 belt-feeder? A Jew-Deagle? A Euro-fag 9mm? A man-stopper 45? You help git Ricardovitz elected PM of Oz, 'n I promise tar Make Australia Armed Again!!!

Albo made the same mistake as Rudd. 

He gets elected and instead of having the balls to run with brave and bold policies expected by the people who voted him in, instead he drifts off into an imaginary void. A nice, chummy void that he thinks will appeal to both sides. A half pregnant void that both sides want aborted. Instead of balls of steel, decisive decisions, we got soft cock action and bollocks. Another fucking Labor disappointment. 

@RicardovitzYou wouldnt last 5 minutes fuck head

@Hiding in the bytesGood job keeping your mouth shut dickhead

Long languid lizard aussies.Laying in the sun.
I'd add more but you're all cunts out there. All critics. All with an opinion. Isn't that the curse of the internet? Any Tomcunt, Dickcunt, or Harrycunt, can get out there and spout their nonsense.
Not me. I am keeping my mouth shut and creativity indoors. You will get nothing from me except this...
I am the genius you will never know.

When I git 'lected Prime Minister 'o Australia, I'm move'n tar Toorak in one of dem 'ol plantation homes. Yessiree!!! Buy me a handful 'o niggas ta work ma garden, jest like back holmes.  Gonna plant me a big 'ol REBEL FLAG in front wid one of dem nigga-statues fer ta tie up ma pet hogs. Mayperhaps Boxboy 'll come work fer me - a li'll piggy done told me he be black as coal under dat Bud-Light Box. 

You cheeky hillbilly bastard!

Well Max, see'n how's ya git Gooberment Butt-Fornicated on thar dole, ya had 50/50 chance 'o surviv'n.  Dat's wat ya git fer other folks hard-earned money!!! Bet ya dern't notice yer new tattoo 'o a Rebel Flag on yer colon? Tell ya a li'll secret - I PAID 'EM EXTRA FER DAT!!!

Would have been better if you woke up on Mars Max. Then you could've clocked that cunt Elon!

Am I entering a transcendental state or is it just my mind going?

@ClaudeIs that like King Carol of Romania perhaps?

Misgendering is a compliment these days. It is a sign of GDE. (Gender Diversity Equanamity)  I just made that up! Aren't I a clever dick! Sorry, cunt!

Please, sir, may I have some more hinge cleavage?