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Ricardovitz 4 years ago When it all feels a bit uptight
Dang pope tain't no Pollock - he a spick from thar other down-under!!!
General J, Nivzhny Novograd 4 years ago When it all feels a bit uptight
tHAT pOLISH pRICK. NOW THERE'S A CUNT WHO SHOULD HAVE BEEN DROP KICKED RIGHT THROUGH THE FUCKING GOALS.
Frank Blues 4 years ago When it all feels a bit uptight
Question from the floor:
"The Church, is it a broad one? Welcoming of all members of the human race?"

Knowing the author this seems unlikely. No Jews or Bolsheviks. But it would surely be humourous and kind to children.
Tom Titmouse 4 years ago “Daggy Dad’s” Covid Army
@Louis CipherAin't got decades. In fact you can be pretty sure this one is the last one we got. After that just misery.
Louis Cipher 4 years ago “Daggy Dad’s” Covid Army
It will take DECADES to repair the harm done by those fuckwits
FlimFlamMan 4 years ago “Daggy Dad’s” Covid Army
Daggy Dad and the spud up his arse. What a pair of fuckwits. Christ, is that the best the shithole country can come up with?
Ricardovitz 4 years ago Ricardovitz
Vladimir Putin, How Do I hate Thew?  I sure-as-a-nappy-haired-poodle shit hate ya 'nuff fer ta have clem shove a apple in yer mouth, run a spit through yer a-hole out yer mouth, 'n have cletus rub you down with brown-sugar 'n ghost peppers.  Then, we'll slow cook ya over some hot charcoal 'n make somethin this here world can love 'stead of hate - some sweet-n-hot Vlad-Jerky.  mmmmmm-mmmmmmm-GOOOD!!!

Ricardovitz fer Prime Minister of Australia - turn'n hate into someth'n good tar eat!!!
Xi Jinping - Thar Ass-Zit Of Thar World!!!  This here fester'n Commie - he need ta go!  Thar USofA CIA need ta take this evil slant-eyed Chink-a-poo out.  Thar's gotta be some dumb Yankee who'll stick a machette up Xi Jinping's slant-ass, 'n rip 'im all thar way up to his rice-larynx.  Xi Jinping he fix'n ta level a whole nother Wu-Chang Flu on the World.  Gonna make women-folk bleed from thar eyes, 'n men folk grow pussies fer bleed'n too.  Yesiree, boys 'n girls, soon'er that 'ol Xi Jinping git the shiv in his pingpong, the better this here world is gonna be.

Ricardovitz fer Prime Minister of Australia - Iders fer a better World, slay'n one evil commie at a time!!!
That thar Sherman, he done a number on Atlanta.  He thar reason thar's so many Darkies livi'n on the south side today.  But, he dern't dare go near Appalachia.  That es OUR land, 'n that Yankee faggot-fornicator knowed it.  My blood-line is pure. Tain't git a lick of n*g*e* or Yankee in it.  That fears them left-bent, yankee dick-suck'n pajamma homosexuals.  Cuz, we dern't never forgot that faggot Sherman.  Nosiree.  When thar time is right, we will retake ALL 'O THAR SOUTH 'n do to the neferious intruders what Sherman done did ta them Atlantians.

Ricardovitz fer Prime Minister of Australia - sav'n thar World, one land at a time!!!
Thurston Howell, Boston 4 years ago Putin - "Why am I going to invade (The) Ukraine?"
True, you can't be a Yank. Cause that would mean you and your relatives didn't have their podgy white Dixie asses fucked by every Jew in New York when Sherman was marching through your county
YANK!!!  I ain't no Yankee, ya dumb 'ol Geechee from Canoochee!  When they let you git 'bout from Bulloch Co. Correctional?  Huh?  When?  Cuz, I can tell yer accent is from some muddy back waters of Oaktie er Ellabell - some neferious plac e like that ware they let the Darkies run wild.  You on the run?  Think you is gonna blend in with the other Darkies east 'o Macon?  Y'all look the same to folks like me, but to a blue tic houndog thats gonna find ya on the run, you git that someth'n-special smell 'bout you.  Yessiree, they is gonna catch up to yer ly'n theiv'n criminal ass.  Shoulda done yer time all quiet like.  You is fix'n ta git it!!!
@RicardovitzYou talk like the Yank military Ricky. All loud mouthed carrying on. But in the end, like the military, you will get your fat arse handed back to you on a platter.
I'm gonna kick Putin's ass if'n he ever come 'round here.   Comeon, Vlad, bring it on!!!  I wanna fight the tar out of ya!  Kick yer shitty ass with my spiked shitkickers 'n feed yer flesh to Junebug 'n Joppers - two big 'ol piggies ya dern't wanna mess with.  When they git 'round tar shitt'n you out, then I'm gonna spread all that thar Vlad manure 'n spell yer name with it.  Then, I'm gonna git one of my pig-shit-clean'n boys to plant Chamomile flowers in it.  That's how I'm gonna make theis here world a better 'n greener place with Vlad Putin's pig-shit remains.  Yessiree, Ricardovits is a eviromentalist - gonna be my campaign slogan: 

[size=7]"Ricky Turns Vladimir Pig Shit Into Posies" [/size]
Putin with horns. Bright 'red' horns. Reflecting his Commie KGB heritage perhaps.

Was back a few years ago, but wasn't it a symbol of evil to have two long horns from your head? Probing, poking, thick and pointy, horns. Why if a man had them he was none other than the... Anti-Christ.

Is that the man in Moscow? Our own Anti-Christ?

The depths of the Russian hinterland has long been a place of fear and insanity. Think Tolstoy riding his serf's little boy. Our Feodor D. writing another of his turgid love letters to Jesus. The Tsar and his ministers roaming the fields with whips upon the peasants. No wonder this hell hole has a deep and fearful hatred of the civilised peninsula in the West.

Pity we have no men of honour now to stand up to this horny spawn of the Tula steppe. He will steamroll Kiev. And then it is onto Berlin. Again.
Tony Bismarck Jnr, Konigsberg 4 years ago Putin - "Why am I going to invade (The) Ukraine?"
The Ukraine. Was it ever really a country? Highly doubtful. Just a wasteland between the Roundheaded Pole and the Block Head Russian.
If them Ukrainians, ever last one of em, git gunned up like Southern Folks, them Russians dern't stand no chance.  They's make that thar Afghanistan screw'in look like a faggot-meth -orgy. 

If Putin ever tried tar take hold of Dixie, we'd blast them Russians all tar Hell, 'n then cut 'em up, spread some sweet rub on 'em 'n smoke 'em in our smokers. What parts dern't come out tender, we'll jest make jerky out of.  Yessiree, boys 'n girls, that how it done in the South - Come on, Putin, send us some of yer tender white meat!!!
IR Prof, Melbum Institute 4 years ago Putin - "Why am I going to invade (The) Ukraine?"
It's getting a bit boring Vlad. Hurry up and do it.
Hillsong Singer 4 years ago Do we need to make a New Christ?
An indefatigable Jesus. Struggling forever for you. To make you safe. To make you loved. To make you rich. 

To make you... Chosen.
Tex (not Lumbago) 4 years ago Covid Crooks, Creeps & Crackpots
@Fecund FannyThe honeymoons over baby. Never gunna be that way again.
Fecund Fanny 4 years ago Covid Crooks, Creeps & Crackpots
Wake me up when its all over
Looney Les 4 years ago Covid Crooks, Creeps & Crackpots
What was Trump's word, covefe or something? Mighty close to Covid it was. Maybe a prediction
Headless little Fucker 4 years ago ANZUS TO BE REPLACED?
AUKUS it is mate.

AUKUS
Headless little Fucker 4 years ago Covid Crooks, Creeps & Crackpots
Yes. Define the World with that one word.

Ferkatke
Erudite&Wise Leader 4 years ago Covid Crooks, Creeps & Crackpots
Farctate.
Ricaredovitz 4 years ago Covid Crooks, Creeps & Crackpots
Damn straight, Iris.  Git rid of them Chinese bastards.  'N git rid of that Xi Jinping. How come Australien's gooberment ain't put a hit out on Xi Jinping???  How come he still 'life???  How come thar tain't NO ONE who can stuff a big 'ol fat rocket up Xi Jinping's asshole?

What this here world of ours needs is a leader, a REAL LEADER who is will'n tar round up Xi Jinping 'n that fat boy, Kim Jung Un, 'n throw 'em in Gitmo.  Sints they like onetheother so much, what we is plann'in is to sell of a kidney, testacle, nipple, eyeball, nostril, arm, leg and other nefarious body parts off each of 'em 'n then sew Xi 'n Kim tagether.  Then, we's gonna drill a big 'ol pussy straight up the middle of 'ol KimXi 'n make a Anime series out of KimXi.  Win win fer everyone.  KimXi git to be close to one 'nother.  'N the world gits a cute, fat Anime character KimXi, 'n needy folks git some chink-made organs.  Yessiree, that's my plan.  Vote fer Ricardovits - Prime Minister in 2022!!!
@Digger, CranbourneGood prediction there Digger!
Iris, Melbum 4 years ago Covid Crooks, Creeps & Crackpots
I've been around a while. Survived drought, fire, and rain. But this COVID is paring me to the bone! What with the worry about the kids getting it, or the neighbour, or the hubby, or god forbid it meself. But I have been thinking about it for a while and I reckon i have come up with a solution.

Ban the Chinese.
Average Aussie Voter 4 years ago Covid Crooks, Creeps & Crackpots
I want a hat just like that. I will put it on and then a N95 mask, march down to the Lodge, and by God I am gunna I ram this fucking RAT right up that born again Christian fuckwit Morrison's arse!

And then. The lion will lay down with the lamb.

Cunt.
Little Nathan, ArSePI 4 years ago Covid Crooks, Creeps & Crackpots
Sorry Elliott. I think you have got it wrong there. From my perch in Canberra I have spied that this Max Gross is in fact a Chinese plant. He is part of wide spread online anti-Aussie, and anti-Freedom, cabal of CCP wannabe lovers. Max and his cronies are based in a tent next door to the camps of Urumqi, and they are pumping out all this disinfo about stalwart freedom defender PM ScoMo.


These damned fiendish Chinese will stop at nothing until they destroy our freedom and democracy!
Elliot Gobbles, Bellendcunt 4 years ago Covid Crooks, Creeps & Crackpots
Ah ha! We can see now what is going on here. This Max Gross is clearly a Russian disinfo bot/paid stooge/traitor! Much like his fellow traveler in online extremism, Jeremy Corbyn, it seems Max has a penchant for Russian headgear. Headgear that my OSINT has found can only purchaser from a small Millinery Shop in Tolstoy Street, just off the Nevsky Prospect in Leningrad!

Much like how Trump won the election back in 2016, Putin and his cronies are spreading their tentacles of misinformation ever wider, and are now targeting the bastion of democracy in Australia. The Muscovite puppet-master is eyeing off the 2022 Aussie Election and is causing chaos and COVID mayhem!

Sanctions! I am calling for sanctions and perhaps a drone strike on the purveyors of this democracy destabilising nonsense!
Just fly the fuck away you dumbarse born again moron ScoMo.


Those fucking born again Christians should be penned off on some forgotten island so they can rapture themselves till they fuck right off.
FlimFlamMan 4 years ago The Time That Land Forgot
@RicardovitzOh little Gretta. She is an angry one.

You on the other hand Ricky, are a moron.
Ricardovitz 4 years ago The Time That Land Forgot
Climate catastrophe - HA it's dern cold outside!  You go 'n git that li'll 'tarded climate cry-bitch, Gretta Thunberg, 'n slap her fanny smok'n hot so's she can feel some REAL CLIMATE CHANGE!!!

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LordyLordyLordy 4 years ago The Time That Land Forgot
And these clowns are leading us into the climate catastrophe. Ladies and Gentlemen we are fuct.
Klement Gottwald 4 years ago The Time That Land Forgot
During WW1 it was said by some dude that Aussie troops were "lions like by donkeys". These days most Aussies are sheep led by wolves.
Headless little Fucker 4 years ago The Time That Land Forgot
Flame on.
Lemuel Gulliver 4 years ago RATs & Vice
DAGGY DAD COVID. SCOMO COVID. FUCKWIT COVID.
All seeing Larry, COVID 4 years ago RATs & Vice
Long COVID. Short COVID. Big COVID. Naked COVID. Politically incorrect COVID. Fascist COVID. Anti-vax COVID. Greenhouse gas COVID. In the back of the ute COVID. Having the horn and COVID. Co-morbidities COVID. Tiny COVID. Cunts with COVID. Pricks with COVID. Kids with COVID. Dads got COVID. Taking the oxygen away COVID. Un-addressable COVID. Making mutants everyday COVID. Lost in a wilderness of pain COVID. Facebooking COVID. Take a picture COVID. Historically COVID. Denying COVID. Suburban COVID. Gentrified COVID. Crypto COVID. Web3 guaranteed COVID. Clusters of COVID. Living with COVID. Gunna be the death of us all COVID.
Dinkum Aussie, Cremone 4 years ago A Flying F*ck At A Rolling Donut
Max, we all gotta die of something. Right? Surely doing it for the state of the economy is not too much to ask? It will be like being a brave ANZAC... Dying for King and Empire again.

Something we can all be proud of!

Murdoch Hack #2 4 years ago End Daze – Covid Down Under
No worries Max. Is a Mild one. Give it a month and we will all be back to normal. Moaning about interest rates and the scum living next door.

And by so...

ScoMo will crowned PM again!
FlimFlamMan 4 years ago The Prime Minister of COVID19
What about Clytores? What does she do on your farm of muck, you shit for brains sista-fucking hillbilly?
Ricardovitz 4 years ago The Prime Minister of COVID19
Clem - he's what ya might call the "Boss man".  He's 'bout 5 shades of brown lighter than Cletus who picks 'maters fer me 'round summer time.
Well, let's have a closer look at this Promised Land...
FlimFlamMan 4 years ago End Daze – Covid Down Under
Another greats spiel Max but gotta take issue with what you say about Albanese. It is just like what happend with old Sleepy Joe in the US. "Main thing is to get rid of Trump" the limp dicked MSM and lily livered liberals said there, "that'll fix COVID". Well have a look at Idiot Land now, it is fucking worse with Biden!

Albanese and the lame arse ALP have an opportunity now to provide a real alternative and to stop waiting to act. But is there any hope they will? A very simple thing, straight from the start they should have said "Free RATS now". But no, they wait so long even ScoMo is catching up on them. The time of the 'lesser evil' bullshit is over. Hard to see if Albanese was in power it would be any different. They are still in thrall to same powers that be (Murdoch, mining, Captial, etc) as ScoMo and his crew of fuckwits.
LordyLordyLordy 4 years ago The Prime Minister of COVID19
@RicardovitzClem is it? I thought it was Cletus...

Anyway, getting back to the article at hand. ScoMo better get off his arse soon or the tottering edifice that is AussieLand might come crashing down.
Ricardovitz 4 years ago The Prime Minister of COVID19
Clem Boolits run thar Farm's HR Department.  He make legal problems 'n whatnot disapair.
FlimFlamMan 4 years ago The Prime Minister of COVID19
@RicardovitzThought we got lucky and the 'My My My' (as in Sharona/Rona) had got you.

Who is this Clem? I hope he ain't been didling your sister behind your back you dumb Hillbilly fuck.
Ricardovitz 4 years ago The Prime Minister of COVID19
I'm a badck up 'n runnin, boys 'n girls.  Any of you commies 'n junkies need some money, y'all come on down 'n work on my farm.  'M tak'n applications.  Yer first meal is on me - free as a roofie in a lill gal's licker drink.  Yessiree, boys 'n girls.  Fun fun fun down at thar Ricardovitz Ranch.  Contact Clem at: This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it..
Hiding Out, Healsville 4 years ago The Prime Minister of COVID19
They're making the Soylent.

I knew this was what those bastards were up to!
ASPI Propaganda Cadre 4 years ago CONFUCIUS SAYS: DON'T BE AN ARSEHOLE
Isn't Chinky Premier Xi a fan of Confucius too? Maybe he locked up all them Uighurs so they could be smartened up with a bit of this philosophy.

 

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