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James J. 4 years ago Xenox me this Doctor!
@LordyLordyLordyfeld
Let's see where we are at in 6 months after Opus Dei Dom has forced open Australia. Don't think this pandemic is over by a long shot.

And what a fucking nightmare that the cracked followers of the bearded bastard from Bethlehem are gaining power!
@Old Lonely LeoRhymes? We got 'em by the dozen.
Dictator Dan or DICKtator Dan?

get it my horny lovlies ;)
Avid XenoxNews Reader 4 years ago Transit Time
20 years later and I'm still waiting for the Corn to Drop
My mighty Lord wipes his Arse with Jeebus and all his supporters. Picks his teeth with the Cathedrals and Minarets of all your Houses of Worship...

Oh Lord Cthulhu kick the arse of the prostrate Mohammedan and praying Christian. Strip the Jew of his flesh and spank the Buddhist with your fist of fury. Hold the atheist by his toes and deep him in your anal secretions...


Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
I don't know about that PM ScoMo but Premier Dom is a man of Good and true Faith. An upstanding Catholic, ready to fight for the Glorious Church of Rome and all her Saints!

Mother Mary is certainly looking down and blessing his people of NSW. Unlike that heathen hell hole south of the Murray!
Ricardovitz 4 years ago Ricin? WHAT Ricin?
Jest fancy names fer gettin sick as a dawg.  We git ticks 'round here that'll git ya way sicker 'n a rabid dawg.  Give ya lyme disease, er even the pecker-drops.
Ricardovitz 4 years ago Max's Prediction...
Xi Jinping, ya fat faggot coward, git on down here ta my farm 'n I'm gonna teach ya how ta git yer workers work'n like they tain't never wroked never before. I git thar secret recipie, Xi ya slant-eyed commie squish.  Yessiree, you is gonna pay fer yer lesson, but you is gonna learn ta love it.  Cuz, you commie bastards is doin it all wrong.  Sprinkle a little of 'ol Ricky's secret sauce on thar food, 'n they'll work dill their li'll rice-peckers fall off!!!
HP's Bum Chum 4 years ago Max's Prediction...
@Rather Angry Aussie VoterIt's first words?
"Where's the bog mate. I'm dying!"

Seems no dunnies down in Hell
FlimFlamMan 4 years ago #ASKBOXHEAD - Rats gnaw'n at yer box???
The only jerky you had you dumbarse sista-fucker, was jerking your little pecker with tweezers!
Ricardovitz 4 years ago #ASKBOXHEAD - Rats gnaw'n at yer box???
Tain't no n*g*e*s up in these lands fornicat'n on a man's anus-hole. They seems ta dissapear into thar night's breeze 'fore gitt'n past Karen's Kracker Kitchen down 'ole 441. I seem ta 'member hav'n some damn fine jerky last time I visited Karen's. Karen says it's her "secret recipie".
FlimFlamMan 4 years ago Ricin? WHAT Ricin?
I suppose you too dumb to remember Ricky but there was COVID back then. It was called SARS
Ricardovitz 4 years ago Ricin? WHAT Ricin?
Thems folks all git the Covid 'n died, dummy!  Gotta learn you someth'n with a switch 'n a Bowie Knife, boy!!!
Oh, that is quite a nifty tune Ted!
LordyLordyLordy 4 years ago Ricin? WHAT Ricin?
Yes. what ever happened to the Anthrax investiagtion...
Dumb ass Aussie will buy anything from their American overlords, even if they never get to see the end product
Ricardovitz 4 years ago COVID19 COMES TO TOWN
Dern't fret, you is on his list ta git gunned down fer yer Homosexual perversion. He's gonna turn ya into a pillar of AIDS dust. Yessiree!!!
Poofy Pete, Penrith 4 years ago COVID19 COMES TO TOWN
@RicardovitzOhhh! He is such a Manly boy! I'd love Jesus to be pounding me cum judgement day :) Get my drift Ricky?
Ricardovitz 4 years ago COVID19 COMES TO TOWN
Ya dern't know a Joo from a shoe. Jesus Christ was a Jew - thar last Jew on earth, till he git killed. Them that foller Jesus is God's Chosen.  But, mostg folks dern't know the real Jesus.  Thar Warrior Jesus.  He's a comm'n back ta blast all you heathens back ta Hell ware y'all come from....

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Yessiree, Boys 'n Girls.  He's a commin, guns a blaze'n!!!
Mr Schwarz, Brooklyn 4 years ago COVID19 COMES TO TOWN
@RicardovitzThere you go again with your anti-Fannyism.
Mr Riocardovitz you surely must not be of Jewish extraction if you have such a problem with God's gift to this barren Earth. One of those pasty white fellas in the Georgia woods I would imagine
Ricardovitz 4 years ago COVID19 COMES TO TOWN
Flam - must be somethin awful hav'n a ugly sissy with a tarred 'n tanned fanny.  Feel sorry fer ya, boy!!!
Ricardovitz 4 years ago AUSSIE COVID19 FLOODGATES SET TO OPEN
Yer gonna die.  Git over it.  Go buy some folks ta pick yer cotton 'n greens, 'n sip ice-cool mint juleps on yer front porch!

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Lemuel Gulliver 4 years ago AUSSIE COVID19 FLOODGATES SET TO OPEN
NSW virus numbers have dropped dramaticaly in the past month and a half so we can expect the same to happen in Victoira... in about a month ana half! And then? Then, as people head out and about to get on the beers and party like it's 1999... the numbers will blow out again. And when the next variant arrives? Enjoy your btreather, folks, this show ain't over yet!
FlimFlamMan 4 years ago COVID19 COMES TO TOWN
@RicardovitzTurns out it was mental illness. Something you undoubtedly suffer as well, you sista-fucking fool Ricky.
Ricardovitz 4 years ago COVID19 COMES TO TOWN
I git up 'n read the news this morn.  Right thar, in big print says "NORWAY MUSLIM WENT A KILL'N FOLKS WITH ASSAULT BOW AND ARROW".  If them dumb Reindeer-Fornicators had GUNS, then all's anyone had to do was pump some lead inta that Muslim feller.  He'd be suck'n Muhammed's cock in Muslim Hell by now. Yessiree, he would!!!
Mr Schwarz, Brooklyn 4 years ago COVID19 COMES TO TOWN
@RicardovitzWhat on earth is wrong with a fanny-wacker? You would have to be a real uptight Joe UnCool not to like the fanny-wackers. Who amongst us hasn't had the good fortune of their fine company? You must be the produce of very bad inbreeding not to appreciate the sights and sounds of a good fanny-whacking Mr Ricardovitz.
Ricardovitz 4 years ago COVID19 COMES TO TOWN
I'm a gonna pray fer y'all.  FORNICATE THAR DEVIL! In thar name 'o every punk, queer, faggot, darkie, joo, tranny, mcnanny, fanny-wacker, 'n bovine fornicator EVIL MUST LEAVE THIS PLACE, er be banished to the nearest My Li'll Pony web blog.  Amen.  Yessiree!!!
Padre Pio 4 years ago COVID19 COMES TO TOWN
No worries now my good son Max. The good leader of NSW has released you all from your COVID bonds.

Praise the Lord and all his Saints!
Padre Pio 4 years ago COVID-19 Criminal Negligence
Well praise the Lord and all the Saints! It seems finally we have a good Catholic Man in charge of Australia again. Or at least Sydney, the rest of this godforsaken country doesn't really matter. And it seems our boy Dominic is also a Opus Dei man. It is really marvellous.

Hopefully he will start pumping some of that cash into our good Catholic schools again. They have been starved by those Pentacostal demons!
FlimFlamMan 4 years ago COVID-19 Criminal Negligence
Gladys. Another weak as piss Aussie pollie. Going gets tough and she fucks off.
I'd suppose you Yanks would have a few missiles spare. Send them here Ricky we can look after them. If we ever grow our own balls we can lob them back at your shithole land of the free.
Er ya could jest beg 'Merica fer some Nukes 'n go ta town on them chink-rat-bastards.  Reminds me of a li'll ditty my Paps 'd sing me:

Chinky Dinky Daffy
Jappy Wacky Taxi
Jewy Chewy Fooey
Franny go git yer Nanny
Janny done been naughty
Jack'n Janny's all snotty
Bend 'er over 'n spank her fanny!
Spank, spank spank - spank her fanny
spank, spank spank - spank her fanny
Franny, Janny 'n Nanny - fannies gotta git spanked.
@Lemuel GulliverIt's tough being the lonely white guys out in the middle of nowhere! You'd be scared too if you were us; the yellow peril is always threatening to invade. I know cause my Grandpa told me.
So sometimes you got to sell a little bit of your arse to protect your arse.
How easily duped Australians are! Once hiding behind Britain's skirts, now sucking on US dick
FlimFlamMan 4 years ago COVID19 COMES TO TOWN
@RicardovitzFinally we get a selfie of the sista-fucking Hillbilly! You're as ugly as I've always reckoned Ricky.
Ricardovitz 4 years ago COVID19 COMES TO TOWN
Crovid gonna kill ya 'fore thar weather git ya.  Dern't rightly know what y'all Communists give a dern for.  Cuz, all that meth yhou is smooki'n 'll rot yer teeth 'n yer cerebal maatter liquf jest gonna melt yer brains like butter on hot flapjacks
Loony Les 4 years ago COVID19 COMES TO TOWN
Boyo, this COVID stuff really gets the Mob stirred. Wonder what'll happen once the Climate Change really hits? It's gunna be a madhouse.
@Karma CamelotWhat ever happened to young Jacob?
@Olaf Svenson Svenson Just like that fucking F-35 plane. Yanks say jump, and the Aussies say how high and please take our money
@RicardovitzXi has already got you Yanks running in circles. You gunna be slopping his noodles for the rest of your life Hillbilly!
By the time Aussies get delivery of these nukey subs the fucking things will be obsolete. All par for the course with those suckers Down Under! 
Aussies is gonna shove thar [color=#C10300]STARS[/color] 'N [color=#00369B]BARS[/color] up Xi Jinping's slant-eyed ass.
Well well. It seems that PM Morrison has been listening to my [url=https://www.xenoxnews.com/world-news~/world-news/3318-is-the-hidden-hand-of-beijing-causing-chaos-in-the-west]calls[/url]. This really is a wise decision, and it brings to mind the 3 great leaders who stood up to tyranny and terror back 20 years ago. I am sure PM's Blair and Howard and President Bush II are proud of their counterparts today. And you can bet the Red Dictator Xi will be sleeping a little uneasily tonight.

God bless.
Ricardovitz 4 years ago AUSSIE COVID19 FLOODGATES SET TO OPEN
I git a place fer ya 'n all yer Meth-Mouths.  Y'all make right good fertilizer fer my Korn fields. Well, that's what them young'n tell me.  Damn Korn sure be as sweet as sassafrases pie.
Matthias, City Stadium 4 years ago AUSSIE COVID19 FLOODGATES SET TO OPEN
We welcome all brothers into our Family. Sisters too.
But as for you Hillbilly types... you can fuck right off.
Ricardovitz 4 years ago AUSSIE COVID19 FLOODGATES SET TO OPEN
Wheel?  No, we git n*g*e*s ta do all the pick'n 'n plant'n 'round here. I round up some white dopers ta do the clean'n, 'n fix'n thangs. We know how ta run thangs 'round here.  Come on down, I'll shows ya first hand!!!
Clear Eyed Realist, Virgina 4 years ago RUDD'S AUSTRALIA: ARMY ALLOWS QUEERS TO MARCH IN GAY MARDI GRAS
I blame the Feminist lobby for losing Afghanistan.
Matthias, City Stadium 4 years ago AUSSIE COVID19 FLOODGATES SET TO OPEN
@RicardovitzDo you like the Wheel Ricardo? Are you a follower of the machine?

If so, get down on your knees and pray for our forgiveness. Our retribution will be swift and merciless otherwise.

 

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