Fellow Australians, now that that mean and tricky PM of ours has buckled (yet again) to US economic interests, expect to see even more shitty American TV shows and crap Hollywood movies dominating our cinema screens than ever before.
Just like the Canadians and Mexicans, we've been FTA'd right royally by Monsters Inc, USA and its ancillary corporate bodies Lobby Groups Unlimited and Protected Producers, Y'all!
Donald Rumsfeld won this years Foot In Mouth award:
"Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns -- the ones we don't know we don't know."
It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals through out the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will be no longer tolerated. We do however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers. Therefore, a list of "TRY SAYING" new phrases has been provided, so that a proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner without risk of offending our more sensitive employees.