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A Biography of Life

21st Century Dopes

Sir Les Dentifrice 2 minutes read

Dopey people used to carp on about bargains, the savings of home made beer and free camping grounds. But these days there is a new dope.

The people who seem to spend 95% of their conversation talking about some great "other" that is the cause of their problems. And we are fucking surrounded by these cunts.

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IF THERE'S A HELL...

Max Gross 1 minute read

Cheney Oil

Pop that champers!

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Steal'n My Moonshine - A Better National Anthem

Ricardovitz 2 minutes read

He ain't just a loud mouthed hillbilly dingbat, he also has the rhythms and rhymes of the ol' Mississippi flowing in him.

Yes, it is poetry from Ricardovitz. Based on that famous Georgian hymn, Waltzing Matilda.

 

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IT’S ALL TOO MUCH!

Max Gross 10 minutes read

Overwhelmed. That’s the word I think best describes why I haven’t had a major online whine about current affairs for months.

 

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A list of the Poofs who have fucked PM Modi

Larry from Lahore 2 minutes read

He is queer. No doubt at all. And now I have my hands on the list of some of the fellas who have fucked him.

Don't worry about us Pakis with our Chinese Missiles shooting your planes down Narendra. Check out this list instead. It'll bring back some lovely memories for you.

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Will Thar Real Max Gross Dance Us A Jig???

Ricardovitz 1 minute read

Well, boys 'n girls, I be find'n dat what we git here be a Max Gross split personality. I been sluth'n on this Max Gross feller fer a good bit. Caught 'm doi'n some CIA work 'long time ago. Then, he pop up here on Xenox News! I sluthed 'm here too. But, ya tain't gonna gander at what I jest figured out.

 

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  3. THE VERDUN DUNNY...
  4. 100 YEARS OF WAR! Celebrating the Centenary of World War One
  5. FUCK ME DRUNK - DEXTER: MOTHERFUCKER
  6. My Philosophy
  7. Cap'n Beefheart Gone
  8. Amarcord
  9. COSMOSIS
  10. Greenspan agrees with Australian Minister...
  11. September 11 - boredom.
  12. John's story
  13. Andrews attempts to take "scumbag" crown from Howard.
  14. I understand why there is no future now.
  15. The Sadness Gap.
  16. Farmer suicides
  17. TASMANIAN MIRACLE: MINERS FREE - BOONIE DOLL TALKS!
  18. STARING AT THE PIRATES FILTHY ARSE
  19. SO LONELY AND COLD...
  20. I HAVE ONE SIMPLE DEMAND
  21. THE FIRST TIME
  22. Peaceful Melbourne
  23. Miss Distortion and Gross Presentation
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  26. I, I is a dog; Bitches slap me dick down
  27. Professor Lambasts ex-Student Victory March
  28. THE ROAD TO TEHRAN 1943 PART II
  29. Dream is Innuendo
  30. GETTING THE BAND BACK TOGETHER
  31. ANCIENT YOUTH
  32. Tribute to Stan Zemanek
  33. "I will be judged" says John Howard, arrogantly.

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