Anthony Albanese, thar Prime Minister fer all Australia, done gone full bone-smok'in queer. Ya gotta ask yer Australien selves "DO IT MAKE ALL AUSTRALIENS ARSE-PIRATES IF'N OUR PRIME MINISTER IS A TURD BURGLAR?"

“We now know, that despite the sedition charges, the sexual assault finding, the promises of revenge and retribution, Trump will become the 47th president of the United States”, writes Emily Clark, the ABC’s Washington correspondent.

Who could have guessed that pretending to fellate a microphone was a vote winner?

For years, vexatious blowhard, multiple bankrupt and wannabe dictator Donald J Trump’s mental state has been questioned, but he continually got away with his incoherent rants and outlandish claims. Until now?

In yesterday’s US presidential election debate with Kamala Harris, he insisted (among other ludicrous lies) that immigrants were eating their neighbours’ dogs and cats.

POTUS Biden has finally announced he will not run for re-election. After his shockingly poor performance at the televised so-called “debate” with Trump over a month ago, it was just a matter of time.

Well that was a big win for English Labour. With a huge majority like that surely they can rouse that old English bitch up and relive the glory days of the 90s again...

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