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Hack recovery

Tex Lumbago 0 minutes read

UPDATE: ALL FIXED NOW!

Apologies for being off air the last few days but we are finding our way back and full service (ie comments working) will be resumed shortly.

In the meantime here are some pictures of Pirate Men for those of you who remember the Green Haired days of yore...

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25 Fucking Years

Tex Lumbago 1 minute read

Burnley tunnel springs a leak.

 

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That's right.

It is 25 Fucking years since XenoxNews.com leapt onto the Internet.

25 years of Australia's only Fair Fucking Dinkum News.

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Here we go again...

Tex Lumbago 0 minutes read

That Idiot country. With it's Idiot leader. They have popped the plug on another war and now all the shit will be flying out.

Now we just wait until shit for brains Aussie PM Smoko invites us along for the ride.

 

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New decade. Last decade.

 

 

Keeping it Real

Tex Lumbago 1 minute read

During this short break...

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Editorial Meeting

Tex Lumbago 0 minutes read
Purvis
Tex L
 
- Gave me a handful of colourful pills before the party got gate crashed. When that guy was beating me over the head with my cane I don't recall feeling any pain. I do remember the slow motion. Ahhh... 1984...
-I said which ones do I take. He said all of them. 

 

- Twas early 84

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  - Phil the pill.            
- I wish my brother George was here            
- Amazing to be alive still. Wonder for how much longer. Nearly fucking 50 you know which I used to think would be about the limit.            

- yes... Shouldnt you be on smack now?
- Well im still kicking but y'know any day...
 

- That was if I made 60 wasn't it. On the kandy korn now :O           

- Oi! Where'd u get it!

-Some cunt I met down the pub

-Not the cycle shop?

-That psychedelic anthropologist Dr i told u about is likely to move to Oz. Told him to look U up if he ends up in Melbum

          -We get Pecker for next summit? Be nice to see him again...

- Off to play some soccer with chinese and indians against Germans :p

-Sounds like a war game.. can I be Vichy again            

-Vichy? Think ur celine or something?

-Is it?

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-Is what?

-Petcha? Good luck getting him to turn up!            
-Is it.. Celine / Vichy            

-I'll put the word on him...
-They were both at one stage.

-Bouillabaisser

- Ohio gazamus

 
-Gunna set up Xenoxnews public twitter list... Almagate us all undr one banner

 -Even your work stuff? Lol 

 

-Tell him you'll point the bone if he's not careful. Black catfish bone!            

-That should get him off his arse... Good idea. he believes that rubbish

 -Hmmm.. Maybe!

-Ok gotta run from subway to bus to Turf City Futsal fields! Spread ur goodness on the 'News... It needs it!

-But I always get rubbished and then feel the sadness of everything            
-Poor moi
-Boo hoo
-Sniff            

-Nonsense... Get it on!

-Whattaya wan me to write about            
-Death and the unknown; the usual bark
-Anti-science?            

-All of the above!

tits japan

 

-Just paste the thread             

 
 
 

Upgrade to XenoxNews.com Staff Toilet

XenoxNews Stiffed Reporter 0 minutes read

The plan for the upgrade to the XenoxNews.com staff toilets has been released.

The new facility was designed by the Swedish firm Magnusson, Angusson & Bjork and incorporates the latest in human waste management technology. The upgrade is expected to lead to a measurable increase in the productivity of the XenoxNews.com staff.

 

Below is a model of one of the new toilets:

 

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The camera will be linked directly to the XenoxNewsTV youtube channel so the editor can keep an eye on the comings and goings of his staff. Construction will begin at the end of June and should be finished within two months.

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