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Cynics and Boors

Clock Watcher 1 minute read

Imagine being granted the magical ticket, being born, and then spending the time behaving like a sour lemon, or being a cynic, or a boor!

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Reverse Nationalism

Pervis 1 minute read

Living in the same country for more than ten years should be shunned (with exemptions for illness and disability). Otherwise: OUT... pack up, sell, up and OUT. And off to another country. Mandatory itineracy will see the end of patriotism and the end of the ignorance that goes hand in hand with Nationalism.
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Reader's Question: Which religious figure best represents the "woke mind virus"?

Pugsly The Pugilist 1 minute read

Let's just put a few things out here first...

XenoxNews.com has been 'woke' since the start of the Internet. Just like us being the original hipsters, XenoxNews.com has always been on top of whatever the latest trend may be. No doubt that is why you are reading us here now; so you too can find out whatever the 'in' crowd are up to.

In any case, Pugsley has a question about the 'wokeness' that grips us all:

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The "Woke" and the "Knuckle Dragger"

On The Couch 1 minute read

When a person uses "Woke" as a criticism it generally indicates the user is bereft of nuance and that any further debate will typically be pointless.

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"I am just driving My Tractor into Amsterdam for a while"

Tom Titmouse 2 minutes read

Freedom fighters or just plan old fuckwits? Or is it something more sinister perhaps. Translated from Dutch, the voices from the farmer convoys parading around that country:

"Just me and my mates going for a drive, that's all."

"We are going up there cause we have had a gutfull."

"Don't you jab tell me what to do!"

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WRONG WAY! STOP! GO BACK!

Unregistered Corresp 2 minutes read

When the 2002 ASIO bill was introduced to the Federal Parliament, it was analysed and debated for 12 months, sometimes by more than one parliamentary committee, leading to crucial changes and bipartisan support.

At the time, the Prime Minister declared that “through the great parliamentary process that this country has I believe we have got the balance right”.

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  37. Relentlessly squeeze the ungrateful and unworthy
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  45. A winter night horror: The awful vampire of despair
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  52. The plain truth lives in our agonies.
  53. The eternal violences and desperate realities.
  54. The Pilgrim is touched by a self-aware cognition.
  55. Peace? Is it too much to ask for?
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  58. Timeless wisdom
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