Hillbilly Happy when Yankee Kyle Kills Some Commies With His AR-15

Please send your army of Kyles to the Celestial Empire. It would be perfectly American.

A picture assay decrying the wanton violence on our streets perhaps.

Plain to see that no one wins when the youth are waving weapons of singular destruction around. So crazy that I think the pre-emptive invasion of this madman country maybe warranted before their pestilence of individual 'gun rights' infects any one else.

Happiness is an individual pursuit. But should it, like power, only come from the barrel of the gun?

Kyle - he a Natinal Hero.  Even fer us Dixies who dern't got much tar do with them Yankees.  The Good Lord done spoke to the joory 'n told 'em ta do justice.  That's what happened in America - Justice fer good folks 'n death tar the Commie bastards who try 'n rip moral values from thar grips of good men!!! 

@Ricardovitz If that kid is your National hero it just shows what a small and stupid country yours is Ricky. 

We is getti'n bigger!  Yessiree, we is tak'n a gander at Australia fer a Southern Dixie state. Be fly'n thar Stars 'n Bars across all of Aussie Land.  Gonna call it "New Alabama" on account of it already git a whole lot of "A"'s in its name jest like Australia.

Gonna make a new Anthem fer Australia.  Been work'n on it.  Gonna go somethin like this:

God save the South, God save the South,
Australia is a comm'n tar join, God save the South!
Now that the war is nigh, now that we arm to die,
Chanting our battle cry, "Freedom or death!"
Chanting our battle cry, "Freedom or death!"

God be our shield, at home or way down in Aussie Land,
Stretch Thine arm over us, strengthen and save.
What tho' thar three to one, forward each sire and son,
Strike till the war is won, strike to the grave!
Strike till the war is won, strike to the grave!

God made the right stronger than might,
We is gonna trample millions down in their pride.
Lay thar legions low, roll back the ruthless foe,
Let the proud spoiler know God's on our side.
Let the proud spoiler know God's on our side.

Rebels before, Rebels of yore.
Rebel's the righteous name Washington bore.
Rebels ain't ta blame!
Making it first in fame, foremost in war.
Making it first in fame, foremost in war.

War to the hilt, thar be the guilt,
Who fetter the free man to ransom the slave.
Up then, and undismay'd, sheathe not the battle blade,
Till the last foe is laid low in the grave!
Till the last foe is laid low in the grave!

Ausie Land now Baptized New Alabama!!!

Who are these rebels you'd be supporting in Australia Ricky? Those clowns marching in the streets who are stomping their feet because "the Gubbmint" telling them to show some personal responsibility?

Most of them do seem to be fuckwits just like yourself Ricky, so yeh they'd probably vote for you. 

What Rebels?  They's EVERWARE!!!  Walk'n 'bout the countriside of Australia.  Walk'n about the countriside of Constantinople.  But, here ware I am, is thar Epicenter of Southern Rebelion.  They is commi'n to Monash.  They is commi'n to Sydney.  They is Commi'n to Bendingo, 'n Geelong, 'n Ballrat 'n other such nefarious places.  Places ware Thar Devil has take ahold 'n is turn'in good Gun Owning, Independent think'n folks into SOCIALIST ZOMBIES!!!  DEVIL ZOMBIES.  COMMIES WITH CRAP-STAINS 'N TIT-HOSES!!! 
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Rebels? Zombies? Hillbillies?

Hard to tell the difference.

Bless yer Heart, Flam!  Pa-paw 'd yelp "YOU DERN'T KNOW NOTHIN".......'n then he'd blast ya ta bits fer speakin Evil.  RIP Pa-paw....

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Hey Hillbilly. Looks like they have busted your farm:

https://twitter.com/nakitahemingway/status/1468593561256009730?t=Ek6w-AaYHbzzfN_-ckr7rA&s=19


Wages at $0.20 an hour. Sounds like you, you Redneck Asshole

Thanks fer thar heads-up, Ted. Close 'nuff ta gimme shit-stains in my drawers. Well, I'm gonna have ta git busy 'n sort some thangs, ain't I.  Much obliged.

@Ricardovitz Pull up the drawbridge hillbilly. Biden's Feds are coming for your fat ass!

Thank'n you fer yer report'n, Flam.  Drawbridge is up, thar tain't even a still noware near my land.  Right quiet 'round here during thar wintertime. Think'n 'bout taking a vay-cay ta Austrailia.  Gonna bring a trunk 'o flags with me 'n some shirts that say "RICARDOVITS FOR AUSTRAILIA'S PRIME MINISTER":

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Are all y'all Aussies ready tar git right with God??? Join Thar South..........Vote Fer Ricardovitz!!!