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You know whenever I see your deranged rants Ricky I hear banjos. And I hear pigs squealing. I imagine the mud pit where you, your sister, and the pig are rolling around naked. Enjoying yourselves in the way that your dumbarse god meant.

Now I got nothing against you hillbillies expressing your sexuality. We are all entitled to that. But it is the pig I object to. Can't you just stick to poking your sister; why must you bring the poor defenceless creature into your peverted orgies?

Hope one day that pig get's his jaws on your little pea shooter and rips it right off ya hillbilly cunt!

You want thar Devil-Jab?  Stick that jabber of yers in thar AIDS infested, poo coated rectal thang them lady-boys git on thar King's Cross. Yu'll have a life 'o Devil-bliss 'n ferever shits of piss....'n blood.

Does this XenoxVac jab enter thru the Pineal gland? Can it unlock the secrets of our universe for me?

Will it Immunise me against the pains of life? The dread days of living? Stop my mind turning in on itself as I grow steadily shabby and old...

Can it it unleash the power within? My strength unleashed in a fury of fists and violence. Maybe with it I can liberate the oppressed. The downtrodden. Can it make me a beacon of Power and Worship?

With my 'Second Shot' will I be able to stand naked and not ashamed amongst my peers? My manhood proud, bold, and erect?

I tell you, if this vaccine cannot. Then I will not.

Dr. Japimoto, you ain't git nothin!  My brain is vast 'n smart. A tribute ta thar top-dog of all mankind. I can outsmart ya cipher'n, farm'in, mix'n charmicles 'n corralling farm hands. This tain't no bragadociary by Ricardovitz.  Nosirree itain't.  Thar Lord smiled down apon Ricardovits when he was birthed.  I be liv'n thar dream.  The Lord's Cross smile'n down upon me from the mountain yonder.  Lit up God's sky ever night.

@RicardovitzI got a vaccine for you my good man. It will inject a neuronal stem cell. Which could then locate itself into your obviously empty skull and populate you with a brain.

Git poked, er git revoked.  Thar Vaccine 'll set ya free, 'n I git a special vaccine fer folks work'n my land.  Yessiree, I surely do!!!  Come on down 'n I'll git ya credit at my Ricardovitz company store.  Good fer yer hole fambily, specially them little ones.  Give 'em a touch of go-juice 'n watchout, cuz they git ta pick'n collard greens like a piglet root'n 'round fer the red-root.

@Dr Fauci, WashingtonI normally don't descend into the cheap seats but seeing this is from the great man of Washington I thought I'd better respond...

Where is the peer review Anthony? Up ya fucking arse,that's where it is!
You think that someone with my intellect would deign to let some Dr Nobody from Hicksville Institute have a look at my world shaking research? No. Fucking. Way.
Now how about you piss off back to DC and come up with your own bloody vaccine.

Love, Prof Williams.

You know I had some fucking plans before all this shit. Lined up a lot of meetings with investors all over the World for my project. And this type of project requires face to face meetings. Anyone can fake it over Zoom, right?

The dreams I had for myself, my family, my community... All shattered by this fucking virus. So I am hoping Prof that this vaccine, unlike all the rest, will give us the break we need to go out there and INNOVATE and ENTREPRENEUR.

Otherwise I don't know what the fuck I will do.

Peer review my good man. Where is the peer review?

Sounds fabulous! Where can I score, sorry, get some of this hi-tech saviour? I've had it with the masks and shackles.

@RicardovitzOh that'll be wonderful Ricky. We do need something new to clean the dunny with.

While yer walk'n 'bout with yer Willie polk'in out on Bourke St, why not have a gander at Ricardovitz's "Rebel Shoppe".  Jest ask the counter-jockey fer "Big-Jimmy" and he'll give ya a li'll Confederate Flag fer free!!! Yessiree!!!

Inject me with your love Jeebus!

Got my jabs so feeling as free as bird. So free in fact that I might just walk down Bourke St with my fly undone.

@RicardovitzDumbass. You from the USA? Then you is a Yankee. And you can kiss my dixie ass!

I ain't no Yankee.  That's like say'n yer Abos is Geechee negros. Anywho, I'm run'n fer Prime Minister of Australia - a vote fer Ricky is a vote fer Freedom.

@RicardovitzPresident Jimmy is a legend mate. He put solar panels on the White House, and Osama into Afghanistan. What more could a liberal want? He made them feel all righteous and holy, meanwhile the turd he just dropped destroyed the third world.

Hard to know with the Yanks who is worse. Hillbilly numbnuts like Ricky. Or their dumbarse sanctimonious Liberal class.

Fuck them all I say.

I dern't do noth'n coz that south-georgia, Jimmy Carter fool!  That 'ol dummy Carter, jest made it so's the po-po can give you a seeding ticket fer driv'n 56mph.  We told that fook Carter ta go fornicate the Devil.  Up here we banned thar Devil, but we still know how ta run a hot rod up the arse-end of a south-Georgia Democrat gummer.

Den1 come back

@RicardovitzWhy you peanut planting fiend! Are you really just a hillbilly cos-playing Jimmy Carter after all?

Well, howdy Jimmy.  When you git washed up in thar hills of Clayton GA, I'm a gonna be thar, gun in hand 'n a good pay'n job fer ya.  You can pick my peanuts 'n if you dern't yer boyfriend can pick my buckshot outa yer balls.

When the ice shears off Greenland and Antarctica, and raises the sea level instantly by 5 meters we are gunna be like that fish. Dead and washed up on some faraway shore.

Enjoy your future.

Bring back Tzippi and Condoleeza! They really knew how to have diplomatic get togethers, where critical issues were discussed, human rights negotiated, and land swaps for peace made.

And what else would they do after all that?

Well, I can only imagine!

Yours with blood engorged staff in hand,
Hairy Fuknuckle

This tain't no Peachtree City, boy.  Them fool white folks rid'n 'round in golf carts think'n some dumb 'ol fence is gonna keep y'all negros out - you stick with them, ya hear?  Cuz, up here we take our guns out 'n start shoot'n em all a sudden fer no reason at all, or ta shoot any 'ol livin thang wonder'n 'bout.  Tain't no negro who wonder all thar way up in these parts make it out 'live without pay'n our exit tax.

@RicardovitzGunna be bug zapping your white ass you dumbass! When the brothers come and repossess your farm we gunna hitch you to a plough and run your white ass to the ground. Gunna be laughing all the way

Tain't got none of them kind of folks 'round here.  We gotta big lit Cross up on thar town mountain ta keep 'em away.  Works on Jews, Muslims ''n Negros.  Better 'n' a bug-zapper.

Reading this and I can't help thinking about ASPI. Surely that Sheltered Home of China bed-wetters was created at this spook lovefest. I bet all the characters that run that dump were there too.

Just cant believe that PM Sharon's arse couldn't break the deadlock. He was such a man among men! I mean look at all the death and destruction he left behind; all for the Greater Israel.
Surely somewhere in his colon was the promise of peace?

We can do it a 60

@Little Nate, ASPIY'all ain't woke up from nothing!!!  Ware is yer guns?  WARE IS YER GUNS???  Y'all is a bunch of fool-follow'n stooges who done gave up all yer gooberment fight'n arms fer 'n Aussie anal-fist'n 'n a gooberment herpes special blowjob.

@RicardovitzOnly 13 years ago, but seem the Aussies have woken up Ricky!

A reckoning.

@Tatty OldbitAll Aussies must fight to the last Taiwanese to ensure that the genocide in the Xinjiang work for the dole concentration camps doesnt happen and Pres Biden remains number 1.

It is that simple.

f it comes to a shooting war with China, Pez and Obergruppenfuhrer Kartoffelpuffer should be in the front line, preferably strapped to a nuclear missile a-la “Dr Strangelove“.  NICE.

Old Scomo... He is a bit of a rascal! Shoehorned into his safe seat and now running Australia like it was a Real Estate Agency. Well in these crazy times I suppose it's the best Aussies could hope for. A second rate nation, with a second rate leader.

Pity though that we have pissed off the only buyer who might want this dump of a place!

You tain't never been ta no Warwoman Dell Baptism, I reckon.  We git it on right special - it'll pluck yer feathers 'n perty-up yer liver.  Ain't a dern thang laughable 'bout it.  I seen thar Lord work one over in mysterious ways.  Yessiree, boy, I sure as a pile 'o poo on a jew have.

@RicardovitzListen my dear chap, I have been smothered in cognac, cunt, and cocaine for my 'baptism'. Why on earth would I want to be dunked in some filthy stream to become a member of the religion of the slaves?

It is laughable.

Come on down here, Asshole Crowley, 'n I'm gonna Baptize you 'n git you right with thar Lord again. 

Fuck those born again christian numbnuts. They are a curse on our world.

I used to be in the Brethren so I know...

Y'all cain't all be drink'n spirits from Cans! Thar tain't 'nuff motell rooms in Cans fer all thar spirit-drink'n Aussies 'n' Abos.  I recken thar be lots of film festivelers sipp'n lattes 'n fruity umbrella drinks 'n whatnot over thar. 

The future has arrived https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2021/apr/23/climate-crisis-has-shifted-the-earths-axis-study-shows

How far into the future?

We drink our lager from cans, not jars. And we don't fuck our sisters either.

Seems there is some differences between us.

Pints is fer sissy socialist queers.  We drink from mason-dixon jars. Dern't the Soviet Onion invet pints, metric, killergrams 'n other nefarious whatnot?

Back to the matters at hand...

Love to have a pint with the Queen Mum. Sucking piss and to the rest of the Commonwealth we diss.

Another hidden classic

I git me a stainless steel Bible - good fer thump'n Homosexuals on thar head until they git right with God.

@RicardovitzFuck u hillbilly. And you can take your bible and stick it up your shit encrusted arse.

You sound 'bout like a A-1 cunny-hate'n homosexual.  A sextarded dummy who thinks a gal's cunny is fer cook'n 'n not fornicat'n.  Ware you come from, Chester?  East Assfucknstan?  Lord, please fergive me if'n you find any word's not tar yer lik'n in my writ'en.  But, when you send these here homosexuals at me want'n tar boil a woman's private parts cuz he perfers a man's shit-shooter, well, You is really challeng'n me.  Lord, you mak'n me feel like Job - I love You even with this here cra-cra, meth-smok'in wakos all 'round!!!

Stuff all the cunts into a bag and dump them into boiling water. Yeh that sounds a-bout fucking right!