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XenoxNews Science Desk 1 minute read

Knobby Science

Ladies & gentlemen what more is there to say but:

The Violence Inherent in the System

Hippie Johnny 1 minute read

The violence inherent in the system. 

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It is always there.

"Does the fact I have 5 wives affect my friends chances of getting a root?"

Xenox Science Desk 1 minute read

Well according to the latest research, the answer is No.

 

High rates of polygyny* do not lock large proportions of men out of the marriage market.

 

Populate or Perish!

Donald 1 minute read

WINNING! America takes a page out of Australia's playbook - "populate or perish". I have fast-tracked the legal immigration of white South Africans to America. MAWA! Make America White Again.

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One of the new South Africans President Trump has imported.

The Scam of Modern Science

Prof Williams, Xenox Institut 2 minutes read

Scientists. We are out there thinking. Thinking all the time.

Now I am not talking about those numbnut fucking social 'scientists'; I mean the real ones like me. You know, that wear the white coats and invent things.

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Train, Train #2

Tex Lumbago 1 minute read

Continuing a series of XenoxNews train images, sounds, stories and poems...

 

  1. Extend your lifespan...breath less
  2. The necessity of Dis-info Mitigation upon propaganda insemination into the Western Mind
  3. Xenox me this Doctor!
  4. The Future
  5. The Tundra is Thawing. What is next?
  6. Amazing Find! Magnets Of Ancient Judea!
  7. Who Spawns the Bots?
  8. Is there life on Ganymede or Europa or Enceladus or...
  9. If it shakes, it’s alive?
  10. The latest Science news - How to keep the wife happy and brainwash the kids
  11. Consciousness vs Unconsciousness
  12. Watching your Bowel Movements? We have news for you!
  13. Capitalism. The Final Frontier. Putting the Dead to Work
  14. Increasing Madness in the Capitalist West
  15. PREDICTING THE HOUSE – WHAT WILL THE ELECTION 2013 RESULT BE?
  16. Eternal life just a brain transplant away...
  17. Science Fraud exposing site Gagged!
  18. ETHER – MAKING A COMEBACK
  19. DOR POISONING
  20. Neanderthal chromosone kills off racial superiority myth
  21. THERE IS NO PROOF I TELL YOU.
  22. Fukushima Reactor Radiation Fear? Respond Rationally!
  23. SCIENCE SILENCE
  24. The size of the proton shrinks: Proof of God?
  25. THE XENOXNEWS LECTURES Part VII: THE STATUS OF LIFE SCIENCE
  26. IF THERE IS NO FREE WILL HOW CAN I BE MORALLY CULPABLE?
  27. Finally Poindexters get it right: build your own penis!
  28. EGGHEADS REVEAL - WHY YOU HAVE A BAD REPUTATION
  29. SCARED OF ROBOTS? MONKEYS ARE TOO!
  30. HIDDEN OBJECT EXPERIMENTS (not debunked)
  31. The agricultural value of anti-matter in a global-cooling crisis
  32. Urban recreational science.
  33. ALIEN LIFE FOUND! SECRET LEAK – SAND WORMS OF TITAN!
  34. Giant Asteroid from the Anus of Orbital Hell!
  35. HUMAN CONCIOUSNESS BOILS DOWN TO THE TWITCHING OF A SINGLE NEURON
  36. Quantum swirling
  37. making shit up
  38. What is yours and what is mine? Perhaps ownership of your body is imaginary...
  39. Fear of People With Guns
  40. In A World of Death and Horror...
  41. Tsunami of Terror to hit Sydney!
  42. FREE Theory of Physics by Australian
  43. Another Foreign Venomous Creature Invades Oz!
  44. FILTHY LITTLE ANIMAL
  45. Ethanol prevents development of destructive arthritis
  46. THE SEAT OF THE COMMON SENSE
  47. THE SPECIAL SECRET
  48. WHEN WILL THE SQUARES STOP HASSLING THE DOPE SMOKERS?
  49. GET THE HORN AND FIGHT CANCER!
  50. JOHN HOWARD SUICIDES
  51. STOP YOUR PATHETIC HAND-WRINGING
  52. LOOK OUT WORLD: X-RAY EJACULATION!
  53. ISRAEL'S MEDICAL MIRACLE
  54. TARANTULA EPIDURAL
  55. WILL SILVER WORK?
  56. OZ SUPER HERO
  57. Adelaide brothers launch a website allowing users to edit any website instantly!
  58. NAKED LUNCH ROBOTICS
  59. TERROR IN TASMANIA – NEW INFECTIOUS CANCER IDENTIFIED!
  60. FREE TRADE SNAKE PIT
  61. The Hound of the Bush-cur-viles
  62. BIRD-FLU REFORM
  63. HOW TO MAKE YOUR OWN MORPHINE!
  64. MAKING AN OZ LEADER
  65. DROOLING STUPID DESIGN
  66. THE HOWARD CYCLE
  67. Happy Birthday! Many Happy Returns to the A-Bomb
  68. KEEPING OZ SAFE FROM TERRY.
  69. CONSPIRACY THEORY #234
  70. TRANSIT TIMES
  71. NEW RESEARCH DEBUNKS “GREENHOUSE” EFFECT
  72. THE END IS NIGH SO BLOODY WELL LISTEN!
  73. INTELLIGENT DESIGN: WHAT IS IT?
  74. Anthrax scare through mad rabbit hypoxis
  75. Bath house epidural subsidy
  76. XENOX INSTITUTE GENETIC BREAK THROUGH HAS PEOPLE CHEERING!
  77. WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU GOT THE CLAP
  78. LOOK OUT THE WINDOW
  79. New Threat Discovered Bigger Than SARS!
  80. ANOTHER GREAT AUSSIE INVENTION!
  81. SARS: What you need to know
  82. Iraq and Climate Change
  83. SELLING BAD NEWS MAKES BIG BUCKS!
  84. BREAKTHROUGH IN LUNG DISEASE
  85. THE HORROR, THE HORROR
  86. TOM TITMOUSE WAS RIGHT!
  87. Pass the cheese!
  88. EARTH GETTING FATTER!
  89. SHIT! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE!
  90. Turn it down a bit; I can't swim.
  91. It's in the regolith!
  92. Some more ground breaking Science!
  93. Conspiracy theory # 452
  94. The Latest in Science!
  95. Animals get their own back
  96. The mystery of Britney Spears' tits
  97. KILLER ANTHRAX: MADE IN THE USA
  98. Herod's rod = Intravesical staph?
  99. Children don't try this at home!
  100. THE CASE OF THE SHRINKING CHOPPERS

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