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I got invited, but I didn't go. 

How come I wasn't invited to run with the Murderers? I robbed a convenience store once - stole a pack of skittles. Steal the Rainbow, I always say. 

@RepomanHard to argue with Phil on that one.

It's alright to lose your heart but never lose your head.

@Karol Wojtyła's Holy SpiritIs that really you Papa JP2? Fighting for communism was never your bag. In fact you used to live in Ronnie & Maggie's arse back in the 80s. I was there so I know!
No, this seems like some nonsense a hillbilly from the Georgian hills would say. 

Thank you my dźwięk.  I fight my whole life for Peace, Communism and Pedophiles - all da same thing, if you know what I mean. What wrong with a man loving little boy? The Ugly One with the red horns tell me dis a good thing, no?.Then I die and dis Nazi Ratzinger, he take my job. Ratzinger and his "traditional Catholic" values, wants to curb-stomp peaceful pedophiles and call Communism "Evil".  What do dis Ratzinger fella know with his "Heil Hitler"? Even his name, was dat Adolf's fadder's name.  One and the same, if you ask me. And, he love da wumanz pochwa - they don't teach you that in Sunday School, no? 

Nowadays little old Johnny would be considered young for a leader!

@Commie-ConnieSounds good Connie. Keep it up and Idiotland will be back in its rightful place on the bottom of the world pile.

@RicardovitzAhhh... so he really is Little Nathan. Thanks for confirming Ricky 😉

We're ripping the balls off of American men, one by one.  My Dyke-Army has recruited lipstick lesbians to bed American men and slice their balls off right after having sex with them. Then, we take their trucks, their guns, their ammo and....well......look, we're fat, fucked-up, pear-shaped Femcells, we're still studying these things.  
But, none of that matters, Commie-Dykes are Winning! One small setback is that these lipstick lesbian recruits don't return to their Bull-Dagger handlers. They report back telling us they stay with these men to torture them more. To make babies with them (can't figure this out because their balls were cut off, right), they suck their cocks raw - brutal I tell you! Then, they steal their guns and send them back to Commie-Dyke Central Planning committee.  State of the art firearms, too.  These guns are battery operated, shaped like something my cunt craves and vibrate at 1000 vibes/minute.  WE WILL RULE THE WORLD...but...after I get my gun out of my cunt. 

It's no wonder that Uncle Sam is getting his bare arse spanked all around the world. What a clown he turned into. But Biden and Trump aren't the cause; they are the result.

Mr. Forest were a great Confederate Warrior!!! You surely shall be banished tar HELL fer all eternity fer blaspham'n his great name. Now I cain't tell ya nothin' bout Mr. Forest's pecker.  Dern't make no nevermind tar me ifn' he had a ape-sized njgger-dick or git it blasted off at Shiloh, Hernando, Fort Donelson 'er whatnot.  Cuz, Mr. Forest was thar most ruthless, viscious, cantankerous fight'n machine thar ever wuz.  'N us Southern men-folks dern't go 'round obsess'n 'bout man parts. A man tain't git no slippery Kooter  - dat what Thar Lord make women-folk fer. 

Sir Canker-Wanker, ya dern't know nothin!!! Dem Karutmeisters was bomb'n thar turd-shits outa Churchill's faggoty-ass. Dat Churchill, dern't give no nevermind 'bout womenfolk 'n loved lick'n poo from a homosexual's arse (ref. butt-buddy Eddy Marsh-Mellow) [Citation - Rickypedia https://RickIstory.org/riki/Winston_Churchill].
Anywhoo, Churchill drug his Kraut-bloodied arse ta USA 'n begged that Yankee-gimp FDR ('nother faggot married tar a Bull Dyke) fer help on thar eve 'o England's destruction.  FDR sent his best Confederate war-fighters ta slaughter them Kraut-cock-suckers fer his faggoty, pooey friend, Churchill.  

Now, Mr. Canker-Wanker if'n ya wanna learn up some FAIR DINKUM history, next time git yer facts from Rickypedia!!!

@RicardovitzNow listen here you puny penised moron. At that stage you yanks were sitting on your arses while us Brits were defending the free world! 
And as for the quality of the US Navy... 
Recent events prove that it is little more than paper tigers! Imagine having your arses run out of the Persian Gulf by the rag tag Iranian army. The US Navy is a laughing stock!

Hey Willy-Wanker, stop tell'n yer porkie pies!!! Them Limey's dern't git no wares near dat Kraut-ship.  Twas Ensign Leonard B. "Tuck" Smith of the U.S. Navy dat sunk it.  A good 'ol Confederate boy.  He spied it from da sky, 'n his boys bombed thar snot out of it.  
Yer Limey-sailors were too busy circle-jerk'n tar gun down dat Kraut Bismarck.  Git yer head outa yer stank'n alternate universe arsehole, boy - tain't good fer think'n machine!!!

@RicardovitzWe sunk the Bismarck? We? 
There were no Yanks involved in that one you sister-fucking fool. It was the Royal Navy what did it. The pride of the British Empire.

Harry "we done sunk da Bismark", I tain't git no reason fer walk'n 'bout Prussia.  After my niggros bring in da corn crop, I'm a gonna order me one of dem horny  Russian widow gals.  

@RicardovitzActually it was called Konigsberg you ignorant fool. The glorious capital of Prussia https://www.xenoxnews.com/life-a-style/under-the-influence/2233-blank-61376547
And you can be sure once it is liberated no inbred bumpkin like you Mr Ricardovitz will be allowed to visit unless it is to be the sanitation man or public toilet cleaner.

Thar World dern't give a dern 'bout stanky Ayrabs gitt'n butchered like Hog Jowels in thar shitty li'll sandbox. 
Keep up, son, cuz it all be 'bout NATO gitt'n ready tar turn Kaliningrad inta thar new Russian chop-'n-grind Soylent Green factory.  Yessiree, boys 'n girls, yer Kommie-Kaliningrad gonna be re-named PRUSSIA, like it always wuz. Ya 'member dat scene in KKKatherine ware gitt'n her pussy fornicated real hard like, jest after Peter done fornicated her mommy???  Dat's wat gonna happen tar Kaliningrad soon-tar-become-PRUSSIA!!!

Since when is being a genocidal mass murderer been a crime? We have a sky scraper here in Melbourne fully owned and occupied by a UK company that designs and manufactures weapons of mass destruction. There name emblazoned in huge letters above it for all to see. Mass murder is in vogue and a major economic driver. Diplomacy is so passe. Causing extreme pain, grief, agony and misery is where the money is at and Western governments have fully embraced the idea.
The major parties in Australia have both flagged that they are fully on board with a WMD based economy. And what of the pain, the disfigured carcasses and slow to rehabilitate and recover amputees, their limbs ripped asunder and removed? Well we have $100 million going into expanding the war memorial so the inevitable outcome, the atrocity exhibitions, can be celebrated! The whole thing sponsored by the bomb makers and spruiked by our elected representatives.

The dream is over.

Let 'em run and then ping them with slingshot marbles as they go past. Fucking brazen arseholes.

The world's a nightmare now. Can I dream my way out of it cause I am fucking terrified!

I am living the dream. Well maybe I dreamt that I was living the dream. But it could have been a nightmare.

A KKK gangbang! That would be hilarious. All of those tiny peckers. Even this Nathan in the picture is in the little pecker pose. 

Imagine drinking that Nathan Bedhead Forrester shit. It be like drinking the dunny water from a KKK gangbang!

The sooner that psycho South African prick gets his ass to Mars the better off we'll be 

@Yossi18 years later and the Yanks are still bombing innocents from above. Still the world's number 1 terrorist nation. And still run by fuckwits; whether it be Bush the dumber, Obama the crank, Sleepy Joe, or 'little hands' Trump.
The sooner this shithole country disappears up its own arse the better.

@RicardovitzWell looky here we have a triggered Ricardovitz. As soon as he hears about old President 'little hands' Trump he flips out.
What's the matter boy? Realising that your great leader is a fuckwit, just like his supporters? Why, that makes you one too Ricky. A rolled gold Georgian fuckwit!

Hay Jew, dance a jig tar this....
I like shuga 'n I like tea,
But I dern't like n*g*e*s;
No siree.
Thar be two lone things that'll make me puke,
Dat's a hog slurp'n slop and a big black spook.
And the NAACP
Would sure like to git 'hold of n*g*e* haten me.

Roses is red and violets be blue,
And n*g*e*s is black.
You know dat's true.
But they dern't mind, cause What the heck?!
You gotta be black ta get a welfare check!
Jigga boo, jigga boo, where are you?
"Missa Whitey, I be here in a wood pile peep'n at you!"
Jigga boo, jigga boo come on out
"I scared of da white man way down South!"
"Lawds no, Mr. Whitey, I be gitt'n gone ta ma big-black Betty, wait'n at home,Fresh fried chick'n hearts 'nturnip greens a plenny,'n wait'n fer me is 7 li'll pickanninies. 
Dern't be a fright, boy, we's jest funn'n
Git us some rope 'n mounted up fer gunn'n.

@Miskatonic MasterChrist. It is nearly 50 years now...

And old Prez Little Hands wanted to make him leader of Iran again. Was that part in the Bible Mr Botherer?

You sound like a real sweetheart Denis. I've been known to lounge around in bed all day on occasion. Don't let these anonymous bullies get to you.

@Denis (with one "n") Sorry Denise. Wouldn't want to get a drug taking, lazy hippie's name wrong, would I? Just get out and get a job and I won't bother you any more you lazy prick.

My name isn't Dennis. It's Denis. That is what it says on my birth certificate. One day I will show it to you all as proof. If I could only find it. I used to keep it in a safe. Ok, fine, it was more like a shoe box.  But it did have a lid on it. Fine, it was glad wrap or something like that. Anyway what is with that bad language? You must be a nasty person. Or at least a bit mean. And I am not lazy. It's true I did sleep all day once. Ok, it might have been more than a few times.

@Denis (with one "n")On the slow again Dennis? You fucken lazy drug taking prick. 

I used to be a space man. I even went to the moon once. At least I thought it was the moon. Wait it could have been Brunswick. Can't really remember.

Where are the spacemen nowadays? Heroes floating down from the ether that could rescue us all from the misery and woe of 21st Century life. These intrepid adventurers lit up the last century with their spunk and IQ.
Neil. Yuri. Valentina.Buzz.
Christ, who do we have now? Some hair transplanted South African freak and a bald headed fuck from Amazon! No wonder it is all going to shit.

@Heil HitenyahuGee Mr Trumpypoo, I thought the garbage was going to be used in the Magic Ballroom. The one you and your cronies are ripping us off with. 
Just wait till the Democrats are back in power. You will be neck deep in the garbage I assure you.

No worrying my friend. We send Earth garbage to Gaza Landfill.  This for filling holes so Donald J can build Mediterranean Palms Golf Course.  Coming very soon. Very exclusive membership.  Get in early.  Buy now, save later.  Now offering 10 free driving range sessions with tanerite exploding targets. Grand Opening August 1, 2028.  
Wear a Heil Hitenyahu T-shirt for win big prizes.

I thought we were gunna move there. A short stay, while on the way to Mars. What happened? Is he really as full of shit as they say?

I sit uptop dis here mountain - cool breez, gonna rain.  Crops grow'n good. Cows happy.  'N my workers is work'n.
Tain't no sea levels fix'n tar drown no nevermind.  I reckon if'n Greenland melts 'n drowns all them nefarious darkies liv'n down by thar sea - it be God's Will.  Ricky dern't mouth-off 'bout God's Will.  Nosirree!!!

20 years later it unfortunately turns out that it is real. Very real in fact.

@The DonaldFor your average American voter it is what Trump is doing for the economy, their community, and their lives that matters. But for your average MAGA nutter, say someone like Ricardovitz, it is all about his penis. 

Some people (Negros) say I have a big prick - well I do!  No one calls me Mar-a-lago slim.  My cock is thick and huge, one of the biggest pricks.  Why else would a porn star like Stormy allow me to Trump-root her silly? And, Melania - she can only handle my porno-prick half-way to the root and for 10 minutes.  If I'm not done, she slides me a couple $100's and tells me to pay Stormy to let me finish. 
Did you know, some people tell me, that Goat-Fucking requires slim, short rat-dicks.  I hear Iranians have evolved over millions of years to fuck goats.  Atlanta Slim, did you get that name fucking goats?

That orange prick is playing the weirdest fucken horn I've ever seen. He sure is an ugly looking freak. Can't imagine that sweet Melania banging him. She must be knocked out on valium or something when he does it.

When I see that shepherd I see a man content with his life. Resting on his balcony and staring out over Austria. Satisfied in knowing that his hard work and dedication will leave a lasting mark on the world. Blowing his pipe until his maid brings him his steamed brussel sprouts.
Yes, a man of his time, and of ours.

The peaceful shepherd rests after leading his herd to greener pastures. Y'know. The Ukraine, Donbass, and the Volga.

Gotta have a comfy couch though I reckon 

@The DonaldHaha Ricky. That is a good joke. The truth is that like in Afghanistan, the mighty Yank is getting his rather atrophied arse pummeled by the Iranians. 
Oh Ricky, how does it feel that you are getting beaten by Muslims? Again!