It’s coming.

Yes, folks, Australia’s federal election circus looms. An eye-watering, mind-numbing deluge of unbelievable bullshit that has already been flooding the zone for months.

Which of the entrenched, dusty, crusty and rusty political Duopoly will get its turn sitting in the Big Chair this time around, hmm?

Who would have thought that Barnaby Joyce' great great grandmother was a Charles Darwin page three girl?

RENTERS BEWARE! Y'all is fix'n ta lose yer grass huts to all those Aussie house investors who be bailing on rentals in areas, like Sydney 'n Melbourne, ware gooberment costs 'n red tape, 'n dumb laws is startin ta bite, with SURPRISE REVALATIONS of what they’s eyeing next.

          Aussie Landlord

Premier of NSW, Chrissy Minns, wanna GRAB YER TESTICLES, 'n squeeze all thar money out of 'em, on Anzac Day.

 Ricardovitz. An artist's impression.

Oi Aussies! Ever had a Military man as leader...?

This morning Scott Morrison – Sideshow Scott, Scotty from Marketing, the Liar from the Shire, Bullshit Boy, Pastor Disaster – was censured by Parliament, the first former Prime Minister in Australia’s history to be officially and thoroughly condemned by his peers, the condemnations set in Hansard, forever.