Overnight, the Minns LABOR government here in my cooked home state of New South Wales handed police the authority to enact a blanket refusal of all public assemblies for up to three months after “a terrorist incident.” The police commissioner has the “discretion” to turn that power on and can extend it in two-week increments.

“To privilege one ethnic community over others is deeply offensive and dangerous.”

“The great nations have always acted like gangsters, and the small nations like prostitutes” – Stanley Kubrick, American filmmaker and photographer.

“So you’re going to Australia! What are you going to sing? All I can say is sing ’em muck! It’s all they understand!” – Dame Nellie Melba, Australian Soprano, speaking to Dame Clara Butt, English dramatic contralto.

The latest polls have the Labor Leader Squeaky Albo winning election 2025 in a canter. There is still time for Liberal leader Dutton to turn it around, but he needs to pull his finger out quick smart.

However fear not Conservatives! The geniuses at Liberal HQ are already hard at work on it. Why, with ideas like this, how could they fail:

A message to all you great Aussies!

It's election time again. Time to exercise your democratic right to determine the future of your country. Do it for your family and your friends. Do it for yourself. Do it for our glorious dinki-di Nation!

It’s coming.

Yes, folks, Australia’s federal election circus looms. An eye-watering, mind-numbing deluge of unbelievable bullshit that has already been flooding the zone for months.

Which of the entrenched, dusty, crusty and rusty political Duopoly will get its turn sitting in the Big Chair this time around, hmm?

Who would have thought that Barnaby Joyce' great great grandmother was a Charles Darwin page three girl?