Another day, another boatload. This time it’s the Sri Lankans.

Why do they all want to invade us?

I know we are the greatest nation on earth, but there are only so many people that can fit here.

A message to all you great Aussies!

It's election time again. Time to exercise your democratic right to determine the future of your country. Do it for your family and your friends. Do it for yourself. Do it for our glorious dinki-di Nation!

It’s coming.

Yes, folks, Australia’s federal election circus looms. An eye-watering, mind-numbing deluge of unbelievable bullshit that has already been flooding the zone for months.

Which of the entrenched, dusty, crusty and rusty political Duopoly will get its turn sitting in the Big Chair this time around, hmm?

Who would have thought that Barnaby Joyce' great great grandmother was a Charles Darwin page three girl?

RENTERS BEWARE! Y'all is fix'n ta lose yer grass huts to all those Aussie house investors who be bailing on rentals in areas, like Sydney 'n Melbourne, ware gooberment costs 'n red tape, 'n dumb laws is startin ta bite, with SURPRISE REVALATIONS of what they’s eyeing next.

          Aussie Landlord

Premier of NSW, Chrissy Minns, wanna GRAB YER TESTICLES, 'n squeeze all thar money out of 'em, on Anzac Day.

 Ricardovitz. An artist's impression.