Oi Aussies! Are we really going to get ourselves another sheila PM? This time she won't be a union hack but a former small business operator. You know, a fair dinkum Aussie from the backbone of our great nation!

Boxhead. A man among midgets. The legend of our lifetime. The man everyone wants to know and be seen with.

Indeed, it seems even resident Xenoxnews.com rightwing numbskull Ricardovitz is trying to meet him...

Just a flush in the pan

Certainty can be good. Particularly when the facts are fairly straight forward.

He came.

He saw.

He sacrificed his life for mine.

Yes, that was Jesus.

Ernest Hemingway. Writer, raconteur, and amateur fisherman.

His mysterious death. They said he went out to catch that damn fish but never come back. Now we can tell you the truth. We killed him. 

And the why.

Burnley tunnel springs a leak.

That's right.

It is 25 Fucking years since XenoxNews.com leapt onto the Internet.

25 years of Australia's only Fair Fucking Dinkum News.