An occasional series on the down and outs who should have a shave. Feel free to submit your own.

Just over the page. What begin as an irritation now has a life of its own. It wriggles at night, must to the chagrin of the scrotum owner.

An infection gone wrong?

Your health is central to your existence and feeling of well-being. A healthy person has a clear mind and a properly functioning body. It should run like clockwork, and one obvious measurement of the ticking of this clock is your bowel regularity.

How to achieve this regularity?

Just dropped a load in the pan.

Man it looked like “The Thing”; hard dry and cracked.

 

A superhero was spotted in the dunny this morning.

 

Didn’t see any corn either.

 

Any of you ever squeezed out a comic book superhero?

 

By SirWillyWonka

I've said it before.... I'll say it again...

It is a modern disgrace that facial hair is now acceptable to wear.

In the past a man wouldn’t be seen in polite company unless he had a clean face.

But look at all the bums with beards now…

 

Oh... very stylish. Not.

 

Could you get more disgusting? He even has bits off food hanging off it!

 

Prince William looks a dead ringer for his inbreed forefathers

 

See?

 

 

And of course these bums. What sort of stupid religion would tell a man to look like this?

Have you got any more examples?

I done come 'cross this here li'll ditty - right resourceful gal here is doin her own foot surgery:

She git a big 'ol nasty wart on that thar foot, 'n she take to it hack'n at it with nothin but scissors! Y'all gotta watch this here brave gal learnin ta surgery on her own foot.