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Who da President? Ya know we can only scratch our ass if the big prick in DC says so. Sleepy Joe or the Orange Nightmare?

Yes, perhaps is the case.

Think we can crack the 50C mark this summer Aussies?

I'm reckoning we can ;)

We will all burn in Satan's flames.

@RicardovitzYep old Sleepy Joe isn't too inspiring. Nonetheless sisterfucker, he is your President.

Enjoy.

Joe Biden is Xi Jinping's wrinkly 'ol bottom faggot.  Commie Xi likes danglin his rice-pecker in Biden's prolapsed rectum all whilst scream'in "ROUND EYE BLOODY ASSHOLE" in Chinkaneese.  Xi Jinping - everone know he a queer faggot commie with slant-balls 'n a rice sized pecker perfect fer ass-rape'in old American politicians who is on China's dole. 

Good Lord! Those evil Chinese are sending nasty pics of good old Aussie Diggers. President Biden help us please.

How wonderful Biden's new secretary of state! What great credentials. Starting the war in Yemen one of his great achievements. And he certainly won't take any whining from those lazy Palestinians. With Biden at the helm the USA is clearly back on track!

Just the one.

@Bob in BaghdadHow many Bob's are there in Iraq?

@YUGOyou should be happier this year Yugo...

Look at that fucking monkey Bush at the top. Compared to what that cunt did, Trump is a nothing. We are all still paying the price of that Bush fuckwit.

Looks like the half arsed 'liberal elite' of Oz are already trying to draw a line under this story. Can't have our 'human rights' credentials being questioned. This includes making up shit about poor old Diggers having their families insulted. As if that is any way equivalent to what the fucking SAS did.

Boys 'n Girls, tis only 2020.  I'm a gonna be report'n the Good News till at least 2080; some Angels done told me it could be a heap longer 'n that.  I reckon, I jest gett'n started!!!  Gonna be runn'n fer Prime Minister of Australia all that time, unhunh.   Tenants plow'n my fields 'n mak'n green from ugly brown.  Yessiree!!!

Whatever the case with Biden it seems he is broke and is now [url=https://www.huffingtonpost.in/entry/joe-biden-trump-transition-fund-plea_in_5fb8afdac5b62517bdbda51d]asking for money[/url] to fund his journey to the Whitehouse. Can't he get one of his filthy rich backers to fork out a little cash? It is pathetic.

Mostly them black folk git the Covid in 'Lanta.  That's cuz they is fat 'n got D'beeties. I'll take 7 of you D'beeties fat darkies tar work my land 'n I promise you, I'll git ya look'n lean lickity split.  Work that chub off yer fat ass plow'n my fields from sunup till wenever I say its quitt'n time.

@Ricardovitzi dunno Ricky. I reckon that COVID is right behind you, sneaking up to infect you. Probably happen after one of your sister diddling sessions.

Then bam! Ricky will be knocked out cold.

Can't we just bomb them all. 

Exterminate the brutes!

Been 'round a long time.  Gonna be on God's Earth fer a lot longer too.  Thar Lord told me I ain't done work'n his land.  He also told me I ain't done fight'n off Lucifer's Communists neither.  When my work is done, y'all pray I assend to the cool, white Heavens.....or I'll be down here fornicate'n y'all till thar end times!!!

@RicardovitzChrist. You been around this long you Hillbilly numbnut!

Was this before or after Gillard was told those brave Aussie diggers were shooting prisoners and slitting the throats of teenagers?

@MiltonNot anywhere that pricks like Biden, Trump and Co live. That's for sure.

@Col Blimp, Eltham RSLYeh who knows what those 14 year old kids could do? Better slit their throats just in case.

Where is this civilised world? What are the real estate prices like?

With these clowns there is always some other enemy to start a war with. How about you fuck off Patriot and go and fight them yourself you warmongering prick.

I tell you where I'd like to see the wise old heads of Blair, Howard, and Kissenger. On a fucking pike outside the Green Zone in Baghdad!

The secrets of the Australian Upper Class.

How long has this German bitch been in power for? Fuck, the Yanks are normally trying to overthrow you if you win more than 2 elections... 

I suppose it because she has been such a useful Yankee lackey for so long they let her be.

@RicardovitzOh Ricky. You change your mind like a girl. Now President Trump is like Jesus, Savior of the United States of Idiocy. But a few years ago he was just another New York Carpetbagger!
 
I suppose when your mind is mush from screwing your sister too much it is a bit difficult to keep one thought in your head for long.

My Corona

Ooh, my little Wuhan one, viral one
Coming to congest my lungs, ay Corona
Zoo-o-notic transmission …where’s it from?
Bats or civet cats who knows why, Corona?

When’s it gonna stop, fever cough, wash your dirty hands
Why’d I ever stop in Hubei for vacation, man?
Why Why Why Why AHHH CHOOO
M-m-m-my Corona

Don’t you come no closer, huh, no closer bruh
Unless you got an N95, Corona
Got a travel history, I’m quarantined
Should’ve just quit touching my eyes, Corona

Never getting off, stuck onboard such a dirty boat
But why you hoarding masks when you live in Alaska tho?
Why ey ey ey ey NO

M m m my Corona
M m m my Corona

When’s it gonna get to me, get to me
You killed the doc that called you out, why Corona?
Internet conspiracy, COVID-19
Is it just a pack of communist lies, Corona?

Never gonna stop, media, such a dirty game
Cuz no one gets the shot for the flu but it’s just as lame
Why Why Why Why A Choo coughing

Come a little closer, huh, ah, will ya, huh?
Close enough to look in my eyes, Corona!
M-m-m-my Corona!

Thar Northern Yankee Suck Nigga Dick
Them English Limey's lick Irish prick,
Jews is Bum-Fornicat'n Ayrabs,
'N Germans is cook'n Jews on hot slabs

Oh, it's a grand ol world
A world of churd
A Living Wonder
Fer me to Plunder!

You see, it's that picture of Osama. What's he got to do with anything this is about!

@Ricardovitz
The North will Rise Again

When it happened we walked through all the estates, from
Manchester right to, er, Newcastle. In Darlington, helped a large
man on his own chase off some kids who were chucking bricks and
stuff through his flat window. She had a way with people like that.
Thanked us and we moved on.

'Junior Choice' played one morning. The song was 'English
Scheme.' Mine. They'd changed it with a grand piano and turned
it into a love song. How they did it I don't know. DJs had
worsened since the rising. Elaborating on nothing in praise of
the track with words they could hardly pronounce, in telephone
voices.

I was mad, and laughed at the same time. The West German
government had brought over large yellow trains on Teeside docks.
In Edinburgh. I stayed on my own for a few days, wandering about
in the, er, pissing rain, before the Queen Mother hit town.

I'm Joe Totale
The yet unborn son
The North will rise again
The North will rise again
Not in 10, 000 years
Too many people cower to criminals
And government crap

The estates stick up like stacks
The North will rise again X4
Look where you are
Look where you are
The future death of my father

Shift!
Tony was a business friend
Of RT XVII
And was an opportunist man
Come, come hear my story
How he set out to corrupt and destroy
This future Rising

The business friend came round today
With teeth clenched, he grabbed my neck
I threw him to the ground
His blue shirt stained red

The north will rise again.
He said you are mistaken, friend
I kicked him out of the home
Too many people cower to criminals
And that government pap
When all it takes is hard slap
But out the window burned the roads
There were men with bees on sticks

The fall had made them sick
A man with butterflies on his face
His brother threw acid in his face
His tatoos were screwed
The streets of Soho did reverberate
With drunken Highland men
Revenge for Culloden dead
The North had rose again
But it would turn out wrong
The North will rise again
So R. Totale dwells underground
Away from sickly grind
With ostrich head-dress
Face a mess, covered in feathers
Orange-red with blue-black lines
That draped down to his chest
Body are a tentacle mess
And light blue plant-heads
TV showed Sam Chippendale
No conception of what he'd made
The Arndale had been razed
Shop staff knocked off their ladders
Security guards hung from moving escalators

And now that is said
Tony seized the control
He built his base in Edinburgh
Had on his hotel wall
A hooded friar on a tractor
He took a bluey and he called Totale
Who said, "the North has rose again"
But it will turn out wrong

When I was in cabaret
I vowed to defend
All of the English clergy
Though they have done wrong

And the fall has begun
This has got out of hand
I will go for foreign aid
But he Tony, laughed down the phone
Said "Totale go back to bed"

The North has rose today
And you can stuff your aid!
And you can stuff your aid!

God Save Thar South:
Twas a red hot night night in Mobile
Sweat a dripp'n from the reverend's chin
His mohair suit was shinin'
He told us all about sin

It could be wall to wall in New York
We could be livin' hand to mouth
Jesus dern't love no Yankee
But God saved the South

'Cross the street in the pool hall
Bubba put threw that eight ball down
It's a grand 'ol celebration
Jimbo passed the Jack around

It's wall to wall in Boston
We're livin' hand to mouth
Jesus dern't love no Yankee
But God sure did save the south

God saved the south
Yankee boy shut yo mouth
Yes, God saved the South
Yankee boy shut yo mouth
Shut yo mouth you sinful Demon!

Some long haired boys with geetars
Playin' behind the chicken wire
They's goin' up tar New York City
Gonna sing about Atlanta's fire

It could be wall to wall in New Amsterdam
We could be livin' hand to mouth
Jesus he dern't love no Yankee
But God He loves thar South

And God saved the South
Yankee boy shut yo mouth
Yes, God saved the south
Yankee boy shut yo mouth

Yes, God saved the south
Yankee boy shut yo mouth
And God saved the south
So,Yankee boy shut yo mouth

Lookey thar - Aussies fly'n the Stars 'n Bars!!!  Southern pride, boy's 'n girls, yessiree - it's catch'n on in the deep, deep, deep Aussie South!!!

Oh I dunno mate. Aussies and guns are never a good mix. Maybe those Diggers should stick to logistics. You know, peeling potatoes and latrine duties.

Outrageous! Our boys have been under enormous stress killing the Terrorist menace all around the world.

How would you like to live in god forsaken lands like Afghanistan and Iraq, filled with savages who would kill you as soon as look at you?

No wonder they might make a few mistakes or step over some arbitrary line. One thing you can be sure of, the barbarous enemies they are facing have done atrocities far worse than whatever the SAS are accused of.

@Helen of ToyboyA playbook they transplanted to Syria quite successfully. And I imagine they have the same in mind for the liberation of East Turkmenistan...

Tain't nothing ever over in the South, boy.  Y'all 'll learn on that. I'm recruit'n right-think'n Aussies who will join us in this monumentus 'n epic battle fer Thar Republic!!!

@RicardovitzIt's all over Ricky! Your Orange fuckwit is on the way out. 
Better woke up Ricky boy. Your hillbilly nonsense will no longer be tolerated. 

I give you my word - Clayton voted a thousand parcent fer that Trump boy, yessiree, we did!!!  Thar problem is them queer-folk poo-diggers in that thar Abomination-land, Craplanta.

This tain't done yet, Yankee - THAR SOUTH SHALL RISE AGAIN!!! 'N this time we ain't aim'n ta free no nevermind.  Australia, join in our fight 'n we will git yer guns back!!!!

@Franklin's KiteYep it is a joke. Yet those Yankee fuckers love to bomb and kill people in the name of their shithole democracy. They should shut the fuck up and fix their own mess before they go stomping round the world again.

The Trump nightmare is almost over. Rich old white man, status quo Democrat Biden has 264 electoral college votes and rich old white man, deranged loose-cannon Republican (nominal!) Trump has 214 - making Biden six electoral college votes away from the 270 needed to win. Bloody absurd electoral system over there. The so-called electoral college - an anachronism leftover from America's slave-owning past - decides the winner, regardless of the popular will of voters. That is precisely how the Mango Mussolini became POTUS in 2016. 
So much for democracy!

@RicardovitzRicky. Is the election all coming down to Clayton Georgia?

@Muscle bound veganBest to not shit at all. Eat sparingly, and use every morsel to power your wonderful life. Don't let anything go to waste.

Eat meat; shit sinks. Eat plants; shit floats. Stink or swim.

@RicardovitzThey'll be singing that as they march him and his criminal family out of the White House in a few days time. America will have finally come to it's senses.

Trump Anthem: Mine eyes have seen thar glory of the coming of Don Trump, He is trampling out that Biden from his basement ware he's stored,He hath loosed the mighty lightning from His deadly swift sword:His truth is marching on.I have seen Trump in the shadows stalking a hundred working tramps,They have builded Him a big wall tar keep the Mexicans in camps;I shall lead Trump's armies ta round up all them fucktards on food stamps,Republicans are marching on,Gory, gory, stabb'n Confusious;Gory, gory, pillagi'n Judas!Gory, gory, shoot'n BudahHis truth is marching on.In that desert of the Jew Christ was born ta avenge you and me,With strength 'n glory he be fight'n fer you and me.As He died to make men holy, let us fight fer our Country,President Trump is marching on.Gory, gory, stabb'n Confusious!Gory, gory, pillagi'n Judas!Gory, gory, shoot'n BudahHis truth is marching on.