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I stuck my finger up my arse then I stuck it in my nose.

It didnt stop it smelling. In fact, it smelt quite bad.

Next I got the missus to stick her finger up my arse while I put my fingers in her ears. Again, I could smell, but at least I felt a little better about it.

I was wondering what all of this uproar was with APEC and 'organ harvesting'.

Given the number of Howard/Bush news articles posted and comments about JH and dubya and number of politically savvy people on here, I would've thought that Xenoxnews would be the place to get the most info from for the public re: apec, for the next 2 weeks at least. It's got credibility in that regard, more than any other blog I know of.

And it seemed to work for my smells, but I could still sniff the guy in the next cubicle.

Poofs are deaf

The Man 'o' Steel and Dubya are having a threesome with Hyacinth.

It will be gruesome!

The Sydney residents have been assured that the APEC retaining wall will be able to hold back the hordes of sex-crazed officials and politicians who will run wild with dangerous looking knobs on sticks.
But everyone is advised to stay clear of the mesh, because the APEC wankers could bite or spit.

you try typing with one hand on your joystick and the other tapping on a sticky keyboard

its bloody hard!

Herr Fuckhead, many of us thank you for your numerous worthless suggestions.
By "Your just jealous" you must have meant "You're just jealous"
This does not mean we don't like you. Your weirdness is a lesson for us all.

Cause you aint getting a root.

We gave up on "standards" long ago...

or maybe Mr Tumnus from the Lion Withch and Wardrobe...

They are as horny as hell, everyone knows that.

Fucking a fawn in the green meadows of narnia...

Lest we forget.

Plato, I think you are maybe a trifle scrambled there. However, it is true that control-freaks and those despots who strut around as our "leaders" give most everyone a hard time.
Anyone who tries to "lead" the Captain is playing with fire. Never felt the need to be led by anyone - least of all by inferior little creeps who stage national security scares, and blow my money on APEC mass orgies.

Homosexuality is regarded as shameful by barbarians and by those who live under despotic governments just as philosophy is regarded as shameful by them, because it is apparently not in the interest of such rulers to have great ideas engendered in their subjects, or powerful friendships or passionate love-all of which homosexuality is particularly apt to produce.

Wow! The reporting standards of this website are phenomenal!

I like them hairy wrestlers...
Those giant hammer throwers.

Give me a girly with muscles
And hair on her lip

She can play with my balls anytime ;)

Not to mention the benefits to the environment

Of course! All sport is a homo thing. Not that there is anything wrong with that! Certain weak tendencies in the psychoneurotic personality leads it to seek an idealized image that demonstrates all the things it lacks. Things like: manliness, strength, grace, attractiveness, talent, wealth, power, fame - I think I've made my point. The weak, deficient and inferior personality will always grovel to its homosex ideal.
Certainly not my cup of tea, but for some it is tolerable, and indeed compulsive I presume. Without their sport they would become monsters like Dahmer or Gein, I have no doubt - leaping around dressed in bits of the skins of people they have murdered. Not a good look.

Teflon John.

Don't worry John. I'm sure the enquiry you set up into the quarantine service that you buggered and that failed to stop the horse flu, will clear you of any involvment. As usual, somebody else will have done it. So sleep snug in taxpayer funded Kirribilli House while the servants go about their duties.

Sorry about the clones Prime Minister, but we could not stop them from eating each other. Should we try again? Can we take some more cells?
I notice your emphysema is getting worse - you should see about that.

Little Turd has caused millions of working Aussies to plunge deep into debt. His only answer for the working poor is: "get a job you bludgers!"
Trouble is, they ARE working and they are still poor.

Oh yeah? Speak for yourself Digger. Since when was being killed the same thing as being liberated from slavery and oppression?
Why aren't the John-lovers signing-up for service in Iraqistan? Chickenshit arselickers the lot of them.

How dare you compare Australia's greatest PM with the Nazis!
Our PM has liberated more people from slavery and oppression than you latte-sippers ever will.

And you will all be choking on your wheaties when PM Howard storms back and wins the election this year.

Digger

Cranbourne

Fuck you_ _ Go dogs

I only get ill when I give up drugs.
-- Keith Richards

Hahaha... yeah Trev, too right. I reckon if Joey Johns can play THAT well on eccy, then I'm gonna drop an eccy before I go out on the field next weekend. Maybe I'll play better than usual. Looks like that was Joey's secret weapon. It's gotta be good for ya performance despite how they tell ya on TV that drugs make ya lazy and dull and destroys your body etc... That's bullshit. It's obviously the opposite of that.

The North Will Rise Again.

He wont be flushable. He'll bobble around like a vegans turd: full of buoyant fibre and nuts.

You'll never see the end of him.

In my wife's family, I find o­ne Kincade who fought for the South. He is her great-great uncle William R. (W?) Kincade.

William R. (W?) Kincade Born abt. 1845 Died abt. 1896 Buried in Pleasant Ridge Cemetary in Tippah County, Mississippi. William first served in Potts Company, 2 (Davidson's) Mississippi Infantry (Army of 10,000) under a 60 day enlistment. He then joined the 23rd Mississippi Infantry Regiment in Company G. He has a Confederate tombstone.

won some battles. Over the decades, the war has taken on many faces. But, one thing is for certain, the War Against Northern Aggression AIN'T OVER!!!!

And, we Confederates are winning. We have a Texan for President. Before him, a man from Arkansas. Industry has moved to the South, and the North is becoming nothing more than a rust-belt. This is the New South, and we ARE winning this war!!

This is all bullshit. It was Shane's Mum who put the diet tablet in Andrews' pocket. She did not expect to find a shiny purple knob!

He didn't play footy. He played that poofs game. What's it called again. Ragsby or something.

I suppose the horse racing fraternity is now pleased that non-core John "downsized" the Australian Quarantine service by sacking most of the bludging staff.
Too bad about the horses and the races however.

BATMAN! BATMAN! BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am always having strange men stick their hands into my pants.

And I usually end up with some form of ectsasy.

your hero inbred slobber face forefathers got their hairy butt fucked asses whooped. too much butt fucking - not enough active brain cells - same as how you talk about muslims like you are talking about your own actions and religious attitude.

yank muslim confederate - not much difference - dumb petty inbred know nothing dark age thinking nuff nuffs.

keep shooting each other, best thing that can happen - only way species can evolve if the retards keep shooting each other - over whatever petty reasons they can think of, fine by me.

Go shoot someone Ricky

Both are Muslim sympathizers - each a part of the left wing of the Democrat party.

However, I am a Confederate, and have no relation whatsoever to any Yankee, or "Yank" as you call it.

The grift or the graft - the towel head or the wanky yank - same shit - different shit head.

Cannot see the problem. Back in the old country we simply hoisted the tall poppies even higher on long sharpened stakes. They could be seen for miles around. After a while tall poppies became scarce, and we had a lot of used stakes. I would be honoured to apply some sharp "market forces" to your strange little "short poppy" national leader. You could dance around the bonfire while my boys run him up the flag pole. Call it "poppy" day.

That is not true at all. The Taliban permitted the same muslims to run the opium trade. The problem is that they attempted to extort very large "tariffs" from the Opium farmers, to support their regieme. The war between the Opium Farmers and the Taliban was all about greed and extortion - i.e. they simply refused to pay their opium tax to the Taliban.

Taliban or Opium Farmer - they are all one and the same - muslims growing and pushing drugs for big money. The only difference is that the Opium farmers had the land, the crops and the distribution chanels; and the Taliban had substantial military support, and wanted to profit from those same Opium farms.

Haves v. Have-nots, nothing new there.

Maybe non-core John has a lot of taxpayer money stashed away under the bed in a "Poppies for Pushers" fund. He seems to have stashed away plenty in the "re-elect John" fund. He better spend it quick - inflation is becoming a voracious monster that has escaped.

Ricky, as I recall, when the Taliban (bad-arse Islamics) ran the Government, they had nearly stopped the opium trade in their Godforsaken country. It was only with the bold intervention of the NWO Coalition troops that the honest opium farmers could allow market forces to run things once again.
I'm sure John Howard could explain how this works, and why it is desirable and good. I think it really has a lot to do with the property markets. I will find more info.

Proof that Muslims and Narcotics trade is synonomous.

All you muslims and muslim sympathizers know that what I say is dead-on accurate. You just don't like the way I say it. Go call CAIR and cry to them. Maybe they'll try to shut me up so no more truth gets out.

Why did this article race to the number one on the site in such a short time?

John must have something left up there. Just one more fraud or scare to send the Aussie frightened chooks clucking back to daddy. How pathetic can it get?