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OK, I'll bite! Now let's send Mr Howard to Iraq, have him maybe do a greet-and-meet in the streets of Sadr City? I'm real sure he would get the welcome he justly deserves!
You again Ricky? Don't you have some other hobby, like squeezing zits on your fat lazy ass!
Chet 19 years ago Anarchism definition
Ricky you give Americans a bad name with your endless steaming gushing horse pucky. There is a war on, sonny: the war to restore democracy to the USA!
Ricardovitz 19 years ago Anarchism definition
I know that Michael Savage says that "liberalism is a mental dissorder", and yes perhaps it is. But, I don't think that Ex_Liberal_Voter is necessarily insane. Possibly lazy, poor, unproductive, and maybe a devoute stundent of Bumonomics. But, insanity is not something that we professionals should take so lightly, don't you agree Doctor?

In fact, I think you missed the whole point of my response to ELV's dictionary lessons. Some people can't handle the TRUTH, so they get violent, act irrational, and become completely devoid of logic. Other's can't handle looking in the mirror at their ugliness that has withered, not only their face, but their grey matter. This often leads to confusion, ambivolence, animosity, and in severe cases depression and mental deficiency. But, I have yet to see a case where any of the above would be the root cause of true insanity.

So, I think you should go back and re-evaluate Mr. ELV, before jumping to such abrupt psychological conclusions.
DOCTOR_BENWAY 19 years ago Anarchism definition
Ricky, many victims of modern life are facing the need to overcome the stigma of clinical insanity. I see no shame in it myself, but there are those who fail to understand. Some clinicians like to destroy brain tissue with neurotoxic "medications", but here at the Recreational Psychiatry(TM) unit, we refuse such hypocrisy and charge the problem directly with our scalpels or with automotive electronics. There really is no shame in clinical insanity - take the plucky little Oz PM. I adapted a car's engine management computer to run his brain, and he is doing okay - that is if you like that kind of okay...
Debbie 19 years ago Free market housing
I think I understand the definition of fuckwit now.
Ricardovitz 19 years ago Anarchism definition
I know Pornograqhy when I see it. I know Communist Doctrine when I read it. I see and smell the difference between a sand monkey and a norseman without reading about it.

And I know Anarchy without some lame-assed liberal-arts major with a masters degree and Phd in reality avoidence writing a 10 page article about it!!!!!
Ricardovitz 19 years ago Anarchism definition
Dictionaries to justify WHAT and WHO they are. Truly pathetic. Truly a sign of aging radicals turning neo-liberal. I just cain't wait 'till these government tit-suckling commies who think they are "Anarchists" ('cause Webester says so) get alzheimers and shoved into nursing homes. Then, they will learn what fascism and anarchy really is.

Well, the Ricardovitz Dictionary says that the above definition is Communism, not Anarchy or any bastardized interpretation of Anarchy by putting an "IZM" on the end of it.

See, white people, if we follow the twisted intellectualIZM of lefty-liberals who thumb their dictionaries like a street-corner preacher thumps his bible, then the following would be true:

Hindus ain't got noth'n to do with HinduIZM

Radicals don't get involved in RadicalIZM

Jews don't preach JudenIZM

What's happening here, white people, is the bastardization of language by liberal communists. The same people that want to bring you GlobalIZM, CommunIZM, and SocialIZM. Are you lemmings starting to see the connection here yet?

Anarchy is pure. It is real. It is simple. It is the base level of human existance. As opposed to Anarchizm, which is nothing more than lazy left-bent intellectualls putting a fancy rapping paper over a stanky old, mold-ridden, fungus-filled shoe called nanny-state "Socialism".

Cynical Cyril 19 years ago Anarchism definition
As long as I don't have to hang around with the 'collective'.

They usually don't wash.

Maybe if they made me the leader of the 'collective' I would be more interested...
Ricardovitz 19 years ago Free market housing
There ain't no Devil. I ain't the Devil. I'm just your worst nightmare, the worst "bad trip" that an LSD-licking lemming ever had - THE NAKED TRUTH.
The_Exorcist 19 years ago Stay in Iraq, and get raped by a Bush
Demon! Release his body! Begone!
-anti666
Ricardovitz 19 years ago Stay in Iraq, and get raped by a Bush
What do you THINK y'all are?

Everytime I talk to people who think they are Atheists or Anarchists, it turns out that they are nothing more than government tit-sucklers. Why not just call yourselves what you are? Here, I'll help you come up with an appropriate name for the collective political pursuasions evidenced here:

Beggernomics - people who have nothing but like to complain endlessly about how productive people won't give them what they don't have, rather than work their asses off to get what they want.

Leachocrats - masses of lazy drug-guzzling hippies who hate stress, hate work, just want to puff drugs and "expand" their minds, all day and night, thinking that what their existance is somehow important or benefits the human race as a whole. This political group expects others to work hard, be inventive, study, do research and take risks so that they can continue to live happy-go-lucky stress free lives.

Productives - people who work, educate themselves, study, defer spending and consumption, independantly research areas of interest and take calculated risks to enhance their ability to independantly care for themselves and family members dependant upon them.

Governtheists - A religion comprised of various beliefs that Government is the Holy trinity, the Father, Mother and Holy Spirit. That Government can mystically take care of all of the needs of mankind. All that is needed is for the Leachocrats to become the high priests, or at least for the Productives to blindly follow the Leachocratic faith and turn over the fruits of their labor to the Government.
The_Exorcist 19 years ago Free market housing
What is your current name demon? Ricardobub? Goblinovitz? How does it feel to have no body but to crave one, Demonovitz? All you massless beings fit the definition of truly spineless. Your mates are having some trouble with Johnny's rotted-out body. You may not need him to have a soul, but a functioning nervous system might reduce his stumbles. Back into the sewer, demon.
-anti666
Ricardovitz 19 years ago Free market housing
What are you degenerates complaining about now? Is your nanny-government not giving you a tit to suckle? Or did your mummy and daddy kick you out of the house they worked hard for and purchased with their fruits of their labor. And, now your lazy, good-for-nothing, ass doesn't have a place to live?

Since when are people "entitled" to get things that they don't work hard for? Wake up white people, this is Darwin's World. There ain't nothing wrong with letting the weakest amongst us starve and die. That's just the natural order of things.

Now, Socialists believe that ALL people are entitled to the same things whether they work hard for it or sit around puffing reefer. Socialists believe that it's not fair for people who work hard, take risks, and invest the fruits of their labor to be able to have more stuff than people who dick around in school, get knocked up in high-school, puff reefer or smoke crystal meth. Socialists believe that hard work is evil and that puffing drugs is noble. Socialists believe that when mummy and dadda kick their little rotten asses out, that the NANNY-GOVERNMENT needs to take care of them.

Socialists are anti-Darwin. They believe in feeding the losers while starving the winners in an effort to de-evolve society back into furry chimps. Well, most socialist hippies make themselves look like furry chimps - there's your proof!

Ex_Liberal_Voter 19 years ago The Man from Kentucky
Look close at that calamari. What happens to all them foreskins anyway?
We have had years of Howard's non-core suckholeburgers with GST sauce - what next?
Ex_Liberal_Voter 19 years ago Free market housing
I notice that "Stumbling" John was received with some butt-sucking hysteria in Tasmania. Too much inbreeding perhaps? A put-up job? A full moon?
No matter how hard his fans suck, they will never suck as much as John does. If John thinks you can help his vainglory, you run the risk of having your brains sucked out through your butt!
Shopping Plazas surrounded by 19 years ago Free market housing
"affordable housing" - "deals with property developers" - "Invisible hand"

These terms make me think of one thing. The ALP in Victoria.

They have even invented and are introducing a way of getting the invisible deals done past the non ALP stacked councils.

Remember Kennett? Well the facts have clearly established that the Kennett Government was more transparent than the Bracks Government!!

Australia will be a property developers nirvana when ALP run state and federal.



Ex_Liberal_Voter 19 years ago Stay in Iraq, and get raped by a Bush
I believe "anarchism" is not the same thing as "anarchy" by standard definitions. Feel free to check it out. Feel free to not feel free if you feel compelled to feel that way - unless you don't.
The Cap'n 19 years ago Free market housing
When there is the light of love

Y'gotta trust us

let light shine

Y'gotta trust us.

let the lying lie...
and the dying die...

Y'gotta trust us
Black Flag Fred 19 years ago Stay in Iraq, and get raped by a Bush
without the property rights.
If the Minister says you are a naughyt boy, does that make you so, even though legal process found otherwise and proposed to release Haneef on bail? From what we know of Ruddock - and the rest of those prats in the Howard tag-team - he cannot be trusted on LIE as a matter of policy!
Abrahamster 19 years ago Stay in Iraq, and get raped by a Bush
Since it was the Bushowitz gang that turned everything upside down I suggest thems are the real anarchists!
Abrahamster 19 years ago The Man from Kentucky
I always thought Kentuckians were circumcised
Ricardovitz 19 years ago The Man from Kentucky
Ain't no camels 'round here. This ain't the shifty sands of Ayrabia! This is the lush, green, fertile womb of God's County! Ain't noplace pertier. And, as far as "Kentucky" fried chicken goes, yep - they use chicken dicks, livers, gizzards, hearts - you name it and fry 'em - well in lard and flower, that's what gits shipped out to you forigners anyways.
Chato 19 years ago The Man from Kentucky
Are the horse-shoes lucky like the song says, down in old Kentucky? I refuse to eat anything that remotely looks like it has been "Kentucky-fried" or Kentucky anythinged! You need more than ordinary luck if you gobble down what could be deep-fried, battered, camel foreskins.
Gippsland Diner 19 years ago The Man from Kentucky
Always thought there was something odd about that chicken.
Ricardovitz 19 years ago The Man from Kentucky
Some southern transplants voted to secede during the War of Aggression, but, your real Kentuckians ain't but a bunch of Northern Sympathizers.

Ricardovitz 19 years ago Stay in Iraq, and get raped by a Bush
by something now called "linguistic anarchism". That's a real shocker!! Put a real scare into me. Made me see the world in a whole nother light. Expanded my mind beyond the limits of God's universe.

I guess that's what happens when left-bent former anarchists get old, fat and falby, losing their hair and gaining contentment from an occasional puff of the marijuana reefer. Sad. They probably never even owed any guns for their nanny-state government to take away.

Hey, if you cain't rely on Anarchists to start a revolution any longer because they don't own the matches to start the fire or even any gun powder to make it go "boom", then what?

Welcome to Slavery in the 21st century. Where you either own the slaves or are a slave. Which one are you?
*CAPTAIN_AUSTRALIA* 19 years ago For the old times
I'm gonna block the S-bend of my dunny - just in case!
*CAPTAIN_AUSTRALIA* 19 years ago The Man from Kentucky
It has certainly lifted the usual standard of verse and jokes on Xenoxnews. I suggest a much closer emulation of the Plath death/life style - to add some metaphorical sugar to the turd.
*CAPTAIN_AUSTRALIA* 19 years ago Stay in Iraq, and get raped by a Bush
Ron, thank you for your superior intellect and reading skill. I am among the few who express their dismay through this syle of linguistic anarchism. After all, if the non-core turd can bore us all to death with his evasive dronings, what is wrong with clarifying and translating his tripe?
Unregistered 19 years ago Stay in Iraq, and get raped by a Bush
I enjoyed reading it. Not many people have written about the "business" end of things in this matter. It's good to see.
LordyLordyLordy 19 years ago The Man from Kentucky
A star is born.

It has the cadence of a Rilker and the content of a Wordsworth.

And the tragedy of a Plath.

Subtle but bold, dark but light, mellow but angry. This young man has summed up the mood of a nation.
Eric-the-half-a-bee 19 years ago DIRTY BOMBS & DIRTY BUMS
Bush is finished, his incompetent "career" highlight as US Prez an unmitigated disaster for the USA and the world. He should have stayed drunk, we would all be safer today!
From same 7.30 report interview. My comments in ( ):

JH: "Judge it by the 33 year low in unemployment (due to workers having wage reductions so business owners can afford to employ more staff). the
elimination of Government debt, (and the increase in household debt to over 1 trillion dollars) the reforms to the tax system, the reforms to the waterfront, (scab labour/remember the Patricks debacle) the reforms to industrial relations.

Kerry: "Regardless of what Peter Costello is saying to undo the damage today, his words in these considered interviews for the book are clear.
He thinks your record as Treasurer was poor on reform, on interest
rates, on inflation and apparently in Government on a pattern of
spending your way out of trouble as Prime Minister.

Can you understand why he would have done this knowing it would be
published in this climate in the shadow of an election?....what does it say about Mr Costello's political
judgement that he would allow his personal feelings about you to
potentially jeopardise your chances of winning the next election?"

>>John Howard of course sidestepped the enquiry from Kerry but as we all know it is Pete's way of saying, "I thought you said you would step down and let me be PM, but since you didn't, I am going to sully your next election campaign as revenge for your broken agreement. Screw you. Let's see how well you do now.
Even GWBush advised Howard to step down last year when he was in the US, adding that he should leave when he is at the top of his game for history's sake if nothing else.

Ron.
Blish 19 years ago LUNATIC STEALS TANK IN SYDNEY
Democracy shlemocracy! Why give this moron Dickheadovitz the space to vent his mindnumbingly vacuous remarks?
of dopy things coming out of any of the Southern States.

And, I figure on Australia being one of my southern state allies. See, y'all are even more south than we are. Y'all have the same problems we have with forigners and native injuns. Y'all speek the King's English like we do. And, y'all is mostly Scotts-Irish descent like we are. So, I consider many Australians my Brothers in Arms...that have been temporarily dissarmed, unfortunately. I know you talk a little queer, but I rekon that don't make no nevermind.

Now, you'r John Howard ain't such a bad sort for the most part, but he went over the top when the done took all your guns and ammo away. We can't stand for that, now. NO SOUTHERN STATE CAN HAVE THEIR CITIZENS UNARMED!

Jesus Ricky, ease up a bit. Go and sleep with your favourite pig, or whatever it is you hill people do to relax. If the colonials in Oz want to be ripped off by greasy property pimps and even more sleazy politicians, it is surely their right and their own business. I would never lower myself to dealing with any of the type of commercial scum that orbits around the Oz land-price Ponzi rackets. I have recently learnt how John's crew weasel out of paying for services rendered, and I'm not pleased at all. We must feel sorry for these doomed colonials Ricky. Soon this antipodean wasteland will be indistinguishable from Iraqistan's desert regions. Not for me, but it's okay if you like that sort of thing...
Unregistered 19 years ago DIRTY BOMBS & DIRTY BUMS
Jessy, get your ACLU Ayrab-lovin spew outa here. We all know what the ACLU stands for - Arab Cunt-Lickers, United.
personal irresponsibility on your Prime Minister? The fact that people in your country rack up 1.5 million dollars of debt buying big-screen TV's, gambling, luxuary cars, pet Kangaroos, etc. - that's somehow supposed to be your Prime Minister's problem. Riiiiiiiiiight.

I get it now. LEFT BENT THINKING: It's the government's job to make sure that I don't have too much money. It's the government's job to make sure that I don't spend too much money. It's the government's job go insure that I don't go into debt. It's the government's job to take care of me when I'm sick. It's the government's job to make sure churches will marry homosexuals. It's the government's job to wipe my arse for me. It's the government's job to clean my penis chease for me. It's the government's job to protect me from bullies. It's the government's job to insure that I'm never offended by anything. It's the government's job to castrate every male and inject females with testosterone so that the sexes will be physically equal. It's the government's job to provide "skin bleaching" and brain enhancement to darkies so that there will be no racial inequality.

What else should the government do for you Lefty-Liberal?
YUGO 19 years ago BECAUSE SHE IS WHO SHE IS...
YUGO 19 years ago Mobile Phones do kill you!
because it belongs to him
As we now know, there is no evidence. This is just Howard being Howard... the dessicated fucking coconut!
Max 19 years ago BECAUSE SHE IS WHO SHE IS...
MAMA!
Even Hewson has come out to confirm what we all know: neither Costello and Howard have had much influence over the economy, it's all been a lucky streak bound to end... and end it shall, just in time for Elmer Fudd to win the PM-ship. Batten down the hatches, boys and girls, and clear your debts... the shit's about to hit the fan!
Max 19 years ago DIRTY BOMBS & DIRTY BUMS
As in the United States, so in Australia: both Padilla and Haneef are political pawns in a sick, cynical power-play orchestrated by lame-duck scumbags in Washington (sorry, I mean Crawford) and Canberra (sorry, mean Sydney)...
Max 19 years ago Tribute to Stan Zemanek
As a good, god-fearing, racist, red-neck, shit-stirring ratbag, I'm sure old Stan is settling in quite nicely down there in satan's bowels.
Jessica 19 years ago DIRTY BOMBS & DIRTY BUMS
As we all know these are charges not even pertaining to Mr Padilla. Bush has been going downhill from the start of this war and his war on terrorism and he desperately and his croonies are grasping at straws. I hope that the american people still believe in not guilty until proven guilty, and to be guilty you MUST have evidence to convict. This poor man has been jailed long enough for crimes that he NEVER commit and from the looks of it NEVER INTENDED to commit. I also don't think this story is getting much coverage as it got when they threw these absurd charges on him. I for one hope that he is cleared of all this "bologna" and regains his freedom as he so justly deserves. I applaude you for being one of the many like myself that see the TRUTH in this and how DIRTY our President and his croonies are.
Ex_Liberal_Voter 19 years ago Haneef charged. Read about the evidence.
It turns out that the sim card was NOT found anywhere near the car!
Ex_Liberal_Voter 19 years ago "I will be judged" says John Howard, arrogantly.
Digger, there are 1.5 trillion Oz household debt dollar reasons why the Howard and Costello gang should by strung-up with piano wire, while their impoverished, foreclosed, homeless victims are invited to watch justice working for them for a change.

 

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