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Wlen you freel the crold craws of the glovernment alound your baws, you rill scleam! I plomise you!

Here is our well-reasoned case: A vote for Rudd, is a vote to try to unscramble our precious scrambled business egg. Eleven years of scrambling that egg to perfection could all be ruined by voting in the union-affiliated Labor Party egg-descramblers.
Ask yourself if you want to risk having unscrambled egg for breakfast. A vote for John Howard is a vote for scrambled egg. Who do you trust to scramble your eggs? Just think egg, think scrambled, think John!

Just wait until we call in the bills!

Vote for me!

I'll do whatever you want!

FucKrudd - another dud.

Australian politics is fucked.

Ignore the lot of them.

Vote beer/marijuana party - its our only hope.

The latest poll has PM Howard bouncing back. You Kruddy lovers are gunna have egg all over face again when the Aussie mainstream vote back the best PM ever.

Digger,
Cranbourne

As you point out stars are already burning so he must hope his stupid eyes will burn. I know you're an ex liberal voter and I know thinking must be new to you. Just think a little longer next time. You're doing well! Keep it up.

Yes, you're right. Thick!

You hope the stupid eyes will burn, or the stars? I believe most stars are already burning. Is that useful information?
Help him Lord.

When I do.

Non-core John next? Now let us pray - please Dear Lord, you know you need him to help you in Heaven. I'm sure you can find some other parasite to take-over Kirribilli House. May the arse-sucking rodent go to his just reward. Amen.

Holy cow! When are people going to stop dying?

factory records founder and Madchester legend Tony Wilson has died.

Well there you go.

Yachting journalist and author Lou d'Alpuget died in Sydney at the age of 91, August, 2006.
He wrote a yachting column in a Packer newspaper.

Ricky, I don't go there - you should know that! You could ask Benway - he has had some results with psychosurgery and electronics. Most people are robopaths or sociopaths, and best avoided. Best thing about most dykes is they don't breed, but how can we stop politicians breeding? Where's Doctor Benway?

Just for filthy Dikes, dirty Dike lovers, and women who's kooters stank so bad that only a buzz-headed bull- Dike will touch it.

What Dikes need is a real man to bitch-slap some sense back into them. Ain't worth no nevermind for me to go 'round mess'in with Dikes.

Chato, you up for the job?

with that jesus loving dipshit!

We always fixed such problems in the traditional way. Neither Jews, Vikings, Christians, Franks or other drooling rabble ever escaped the sharpened stake. After a while we received no more visitors. In the end nobody dared to send a letter or even a postcard! Such was the power of the old ways.

In my experience, every despot can be improved by having the pointed end of a sharpened stake inserted where the sun does not shine. The stake should be planted so as to hoist the despot high, and in full view of all and sundry. Lighting a bonfire and dancing around the impaled despot is optional, but I strongly approve of such innocent revelry.

I bet it goes and sounds like that inbred cajun inspired southern squeal like a pig music. Bring out the gimp!

This raving old satanist is always saying that sort of thing. The sooner we crush his head to release the demons screeching inside it, the better off everyone will be. Amen.
-anti666

Well I never!

I never heard of this legend. How did it go?

Hello friends! i new on your forum!
see ya:))

That thing looks handy. Me and Von used to play like that.

Yeah man, we gotta get the band back together. Von was skin.

Yep, they are still thick!

John should sell his foreskin cheese to the small group of John-lovers out there. He must remember to charge them GST on it. Otherwise, it would not be right.

All praise to John

Our lord and master

Smite the nay-sayers John

Smite them hard

doesn't bother even counting votes

is out of style

would choke on the truth

Good Lord, every time some dumb old hippy takes the big dirt nap, these drug-guzzlers cain't get their depression and anxiety under control no matter how many chemicals they pump into their bodies!

All this moan'n and groan'n over some dead carney organ grinder. A man like Von Wagner dies - a real musician who worked hard all his life, and ain't nobody to pay tribute to him. But, some old hippy organ grinder dies and all of the socialists are wimpering like a baby pig in a poke.

Hawke perhaps? Maurie, who are you talking about? (D'Alpuget? Her family lived on the slope of the steep hill at Earlwood at the end of the shopping centre near the bus depot. Their house was built high up on this sandstone cutting. She was the black sheep. Dad wrote about yachting.)

Condolences to all the family and also to Bob. I never did like that Blanche Dupuljet but.

Why would I want learn about Lee Hazelwood?

and I was there.

Then get off your bum and go learn something about him.

Buy one of his records and have a listen.

Who?

and go Roys!

There are also the two Peters, the greasy one who left, and the smirking conman who waited too long for his shot at having the top bastard job. The fine pair - Tony and Alex. The dalek-voice Senator. All the various deadhead Liberal bastards and cheats. The ID card that is not an ID card man - Oddjob Joe, now trying to sell John's latest shit to the public. The various nazi women John had hand-picked to do his dirty work, including the cold old sociopath bitch who got out early. We can drag the fat fascist alcoholic back from Rome. So much justice to be done, so little time!

Yes - his fault. Dirty little Johnny's own filthy acts. The voters will have their say on election day. Even the NWO and good mate Rupert the Dirty Digger are happy to cut withered old John adrift. He has done all the filthy acts they wanted, and now he is used-up. There will be just as many dry eyes when he has gone as when Beazley evaporated. With a bit of luck some of the innocents he shit on will hand him over to some mad Islamics for some tough, but fair, non-core justice.

That's right it's all Howard's fault...

Not!

How about you lefty losers getting of your arses and stop whinging.

Da cordial is in da house,
And the lefties shit their blouse

By the beard of the prophet - this article fills me with hatred for John Howard. I am now a Howard Hater! How can this be? I am smouldering with it. I cannot bear the sight of the little goblin. I must block my ears if I hear his drone coming from a radio. I will not sleep until his gizzards become wrapped around the wheels of a speeding truck. Until his head is shot into the blazing heart of the Sun.

One less airheaded Ricardovitz is a step in the right direction, methinks!

Their little Christian paedophile-shielding hero has arse-raped their brains, that's all. Put the old dears to sleep with a big needle. The final solution, but where will John get his votes?

Hey, is that you John Safran? Decided to join did you?

Are you trying to insult Ayrabs? Or White people? I rekon I knew a 1/2 Ayrab girl who was half from Turkey that looked a little like that Gal, except for those titties - she dern't have no titties - almost none at all. She was real light skinned, but had dark brown nipples. I liked runn'n with that Gal, but dern't give her none of what she was looking fer.

Even me as a dumb kid knew that it just weren't right laying with something that mostly looked white, when them dark brown nipples looked real foreign.

Lost your marbles have you Colin? Typical stupid old cunt John-lover. How about giving Johnny some more GST and sucking his foreskin clean for free you geriatric moron? This is what I was afraid of - stupid old duffers just as daft as their lunatic little dictator. Christ, I can see it now, like a scene out of Night of the Living Dead - old, mouldy, brain-dead zombies looking for a ballot box to help to re-animate poor dead Johnny in between looking for a functioning brain to eat. It's just - too bloody horrible!