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How much is the international plutocratic establishment paying Osama to play the big, bad, Islamic bogeyman? He is as vital to the 9/11 myth as Santa Claus is to Christmas.
Perhaps, as vital as John Howard is to the Liberal born-to-rule myth. BTW, how are you Aussies going to pay your crippling nett debt? As far as I can see, you have nothing left to flog off. Maybe more APEC sex tours are needed?

He might have a teeny peeny but like any bloke worth his salt, he sure knows how to use it.
Refer to my post about Rickardovitz on the news article about woman photographer if you dont know what I mean by that.

And now you know why I call Costello "perky pete". Its an Executive washroom thing.

Ron.

It's not his teeny peeny that worries me - it's his broken mind.

Jason Koutsoukis calls him thusly:
"Policy contortionist."
Anybody heard Johnny called that before?
Pretty bloody accurate, but I like earthy titles. Little Turd, Fithy Arsewipe, Nutless Suckhole and suchlike.

von mises, - ok,, yeah, "land price" is more accurate and a low interest rate promise is an instant advantage....as we have seen before. ...but it can be said in general that aussies voted with their back pocket in the last few elections.
Howard apologised to the electorate for scaring them with workchoices today and is putting policies in place to sooth their fears and claw his way back to some degree of likability.
I will bet you $1,000.00 right now that he says that there is no difference between his policies and Rudds, now that the IR laws are more palatable and he has set up watchdogs etc.. and that there is no one issue that should sway people to vote Labor.

I might look dumb but I have his modus operandi sussed now. I can predict to great accuracy his thought process because I understand that John Howard uses Hegelain dialectics. This is a completely air-tight explanation for how his mind ticks and his reasoning for decisions. Its so obvious.

I cried when I read about the poor bloody tumour. We all know how terrible Howarditis is. But now the malignant John has been cut out we can all live! It has been a long, dark, more than 11-year winter for most of us.
Let us all praise the summer that is coming! Rejoice!

Dig it deep. Six feet deep. Cardboard coffin. JohnnyBits wormfood. Soon.
Little Turd has dug his own grave this time.

I'm with you Ron. I've sworn off what is called pastry these days. Awful crap that is not fit for a Liberal Party pig. Cheap and spew-making - inedible frankly.
I think you might have meant: "fluently" though.

And I blame Knob Howard!

Ron, it is land-price that Aussies love. They would kill their own kind over land-price. Great Ponzi-schemes are built and collapse because of that desperate love.
BTW, there is nothing special or wonderful about foreigners - we are all foreigners somwhere or other. Of course, non-core John wants to make us all unwelcome (unless we are rich!)

After the coming electoral bloodbath, perhaps the severly pruned back Bush will find a little plot of land down in good ol' Crawlfo'rd for his Aussie bootlick the rusty Man of Tin!

Most people think they live is a democracy without realising that its simly a version of democracy, whittled down to suit the selfish needs of the corporate elites who control governments throughout the world. 9/11 was a godsend for these sociopathetic maggots... as it was for OTHER terrorists, like Osama Bin laden & co.

And I blame John Howard!

Chato, I dont agree that Australia is about to be swept down
the socio-economic sewer along with
the rest of the world.
I think we will go down alone. We never invested in IT or job security when we were told to by leading economists and IT experts from around the world many years ago and so the skills shortage will take effect and try to be replaced with foreign workers who white anglo saxons here cannot do face to face business with because they fail to be able to communicate with them fluidly and also the Asians have a different work ethic and do things on the cheap. Thats a fact. Im not racist. I have tasted the difference in the asian and western food of the same type and its pretty big. I have wanted to throw up infact as I chewed on the low quality, sugar and fat laced ingredients in their pies and pastries for example.
Thats where we are headed because of economic rationalism.

About what? I cant recall thinking anything he said made any sense to people living in the 21st century.

As for Paula Bronstein, I think the massive company she does work for, Getty Images, will sue the fuckin shit out of the someone in Australia responsible. Getty Images alone turned over AU$1 billion last year so they are not people you want to fight in court.

The image of Paula being pushed like that alone (besides the fence) will just add to the reputation Australia has now of being a once laid-back, she'll be right nation, to one that hates foreigners ( Cronulla riots) and aggro cops with no respect.
We are really fucked if we underestimate the value of these images on the global news. I hope that if John Howard gets elected for another term, he shoves his proverbial cock much further up the arseholes of the Australian people, so that they become immobile and have to bend forward just to get enough air to plead with him to stop. The Australian electorate deserve nothing less painful than that for thinking that their bank accounts are the most important issue in this country.

Another useless anagram of "I am the walrus":
"We maul his rat"

I am the walrus

They may be rogues, but they are no fools. Some years ago I wondered when the next global economic depression was coming. The wondering and waiting is finally over.
Enjoy it. You worked hard for it. You probably won't survive it.

Everything looks the same outside. I just checked. It's a little bit wet from the rain.

Maybe Ricardocitz was right after all...

How much more of this being pushed around by these nutless suckholes?
Who can stand for this shit! God, please, make it end! No wonder they took the guns!

Right. Its good to be able to put a name to the victim. thanks. I couldn't find anything about the incident on google news this morning.

In another incident, international photographer Paula Bronstein was pushed on to a concrete pathway by police when trying to photograph an arrest.

Biggest back flipper in history. Who would have ever thought... Chasers video on Garrett

Our new champion for the environment! Coming to a forest near you! Watch the video

Did I do that? It's a complete blank! I remember no such thing. Still, it would not have been the first time I slightly over-indulged and lost a day or three off my calendar!
So it went well? Bravo for the tumour. Somehow that does not sound right. I might need some chemical assist - Nurse!

It is hard to find any upside in John's total rape of economic theory and its application. However, I have found one bright prospect: he will eventually die.
Of course, you will have to pay the bill for the funeral.

Downer is such a complete dickwit you gotta wonder how he survived so far... no wait, all he had to do was fondle the Prime Monster's tiny testicles and join the amen-Johnny chorus!

Is the new Osama tape by the same guy in the stunt? The guy in the stunt looks more like the original.

We have no respect. For you or ourselves.

Who'd want a PM thats speakies chinese?
He aint a real man. Kruddy is a ex-public servant yes man. Perfect for his Union Bosses.

Digger

Cranbourne

Non-core John's "born-to-rule" Neo-Fuckwit stormtroopers are unable to believe that their victims would ever find out who their tormenters actually are. They are in stunned denial of what is coming.
And what a petty little sulk Alex "Dangerously Stupid" Downer indulged in over Rudd's public display of mastery in spoken Mandarin. A few too many sips of taxpayer funder wine has removed any chance of a Howardland Neo-Fuckwit mastering Mandarin.

Cunning stunts!! Superbly & excellent.

I love a dumbass cuntry
a land of sweeping claims
of ragged dumb fuck pollies
and voters with no brains

Thank you

Where's your APEC rave?

Come on Johnny! Where's my cheque? If you want my vote you're gunna have to cough up big time, pal! My empty bank account is waiting for your core promise!

We all know what APEC is and we all know those involved aren't worth a cow pat. Fuckem!

Jesus H. Mohamed! I feel SOOOO safe and secure knowing these frikkin geniuses are looking after national security with all those NAAAAAASTY terrorists - and comedians - out to eat our babies! Fuck, if this doesn't prove what a crock this waronterrorism is nothing does!

It will all fall over soon anyway... GWB is ensuring the world goes to hell in a handbasket.

You have no respect for women What are you achieving with this insulting material

A cornerd rat, no matter how scared, stupid and cowardly, will always lunge at you... I think with GWB so completely fucked-up the worst is yet to come

I feel sorry for the leaders.

I myself have often succumbed, through lonliness, to the charms of the ladies of the night.

And, may I say, I have always acquited myself well.

There was a time I was in New Delhi and I had to resort to the animals of the night. Those monkeys can really squeal. And their claws are quite sharp!

Anyhoo... as I was saying. I feel sorry for our world leaders and have no problems with them diddling a whore or two during their brief stay in our fair cuntry.

You forgot one important point Digger. If we are asset rich with our houses being worth so much then if no-one has the ready cash, there will be no-one to buy any of the houses in the first place, except foreigners who are not in the loop.
If everyone in the room has gold bars, no-one in the room can actually make a move to buy any....simple logic.
This APEC meeting reminds me of the Enron meeting before the shit hit the fan. Everyone posturing and firm handshakes and saying how good things are. It's too similar and it's scary.

I warned you didn't I? I told you about Him. Now the global financial system is collapsing - RIGHT NOW! Yes, you idiots, RIGHT NOW!
Why do you think the Dark One put a set of goblins in charge? To help you pathetic vegetables? That's a laugh. You are really in trouble now. Got it? TROUBLE, spelt B-I-G T-R-O-U-B-L-E.
I will try to help you but I suspect this has gone too far. Pray for your sorry arses.
Our Father who art in Heaven...
-anti666

The shit is about to hit the fan IN A BIG WAY! Aussies are exposed to the cruel global winds worse than ever before. All thanks to lunatics like non-core John and his neo-nazi bum buddies.
Nobody is safe, and this time watching the footie will not help the dopy Aussies. Maybe someone could try crucifying John, or burning him as a votive offering to the smirking gods!
Everyone will be sorry this time...

It is obvious that Digger is clueless. Digger, buy a beginner's economics textbook, and discover the stupid thing you just said.
Too late to tell the truth now, Johnny is doomed. Now Petey will happily let Captain Turd go down with the shit. Who wants to be the turd in charge when it all gets flushed?

Our debt is only higher because our assests are worth so much more. Under PM Howard our wealth has skyrocketed; our homes are virtual goldmines for all of us.
And we deserve it because we have worked so hard all our lives.
You loony lefties with you ignorance of economics are, as usual, completely wrong.

Digger,
Cranbourne

Magic! Absolute magic! If these lads form a political patry I'll vote for them no wucking forries!

Less than 24 hours after the Chasers War on Everything APEC prank the worldwide media coverage is already saturated with the story that is making Aussie authorities look like the pack of doofusses that they are. But remember - incompetence starts at the top. The Scotsman ' Bin Laden' beats tight security to get near Bush hotel Chas Licciardello got out of the car dressed in a white tunic and cap and wearing a fake Osama bin Laden-style beard. The New Zealand Herald Motorcade comedy infuriates police NSW Police Minister David Campbell: "I don't see a funny side to what's happened today. I don't see a funny side at all. I'm extremely concerned people would take the sense of security so lightly." USA Today Fake motorcade breaches security at Aussie summit Security isn't as tight as you'd think in Sydney... Raw Story - View AP Video here Fake Osama comes within 30 feet of Bush hotel "Surrounded by fake security men in black suits but lacking security passes for the ongoing Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation (APEC) forum, the pranksters managed to get past one important security checkpoint," AFP reports 49ABC News - Kansas USA Mock bin Laden prank shows how close the real one could have gotten to Bush This was an incident that began of course as comedy, but may have ended up instead making a laughing stock of the APEC security machine. $160 million spent and this convoy got within meters of the hotel. Malaysia Sun Comedy team breaches major security at APEC Police say they are not embarrassed that the fake motorcade managed to get close to President Bush's Sydney hotel before it was stopped. WBIR-TV Knoxville USA Summit security foiled with fake motorcade The stunt comes as a deep embarrassment for Sydney police who've been describing security for the Pacific summit as the tightest in the city's history. Monsters and Critics Australian TV comedy stunt angers White House Comment: Hooray for the Chaser's War on Everything! Pricking the bubble of pomposity surrounding Bush was long overdue. Slashdot Australian Comedy Group Prods APEC Security Comments: Their finest moment has to be wheeling a trojan horse full of greek soldiers into the turkish embassy.. (can we park this here?) Comment: Bruce Schneier also points to one of the Chasers videos about regarding racial profiling and terrorsim on his blog . "How Australian Authorities Respond to Potential Terrorists Watch the video of how the Australian authorities react when someone -- dressed either as an American or Arab tourist -- films the Sydney Harbor Bridge and a nuclear reactor. The synopsis: The Arab is intercepted within three minutes both times, while the U.S. tourist is given instructions on how to get inside the nuclear facility. The Telegraph (UK) Bin Laden comic mistaken for Canada diplomat The security measures, the toughest ever imposed in Australia, include closing much of the city and erecting steel and concrete barriers around landmarks such as the Opera House. Snipers are in position on rooftops... Reuters Comedy TV show team penetrates tight APEC security The cars made it well inside the high security zone and were stopped by police within metres of the hotel where U.S. President George W. Bush is staying during the Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation (APEC) group forum. Bloomberg Police Arrest Australian Comic Dressed as Bin Laden at APEC About 3,500 police backed by 1,500 soldiers, tanks, water cannon and explosives-detecting dogs are deployed in the New South Wales capital to guard APEC leaders.

The guille and lengths that the Chaser took to penetrate the $250 million security measures are apparent. How could the authorities be to blame?