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We all know Obla-Di-Bla-Da But can you show me, where you are?..

Got any more new Page 3 pics?

They alwys make my day nice and sticky!

There is no wish. There is no wash. Cool cherry cream and a nice apple tart coconut fudge and a savoy truffle.

have an opinion!

Are you not man enough!

I'll give you mine...

I am real. The rest of life is artificial.

I was paraphrasing the original headline. I have no such opinion.

What makes you think their life is artificial and ours is real?

Is that you Alexander Downer?

I'll wipe my thing wherever she wants!

Nowt that the dumericans have reinforced the Iran-Iraq Shiite alliance, how can they possibly accuse Iran of supporting terrorism. Iran WANTS the Shiites to reign surpreme in Iraq... just like the dumericans do.

He didn't excuse himself, Digger. You are wrong about that. He has said so, many times, on the record, that he was wrong to have done it and he is upfront about it when asked in all interviews I have seen. He says he makes no excuses. It might not be OK to be a "Christian" and do what he did but is it OK to be a Christian like Johnny Howard and lie about GST? Lie about the Wheat Board scandal? Lie about the Shane Stone leak? You tell me. Is it OK for good Christians to lie?

What about Saint Kruddy?

Seems that the latte sippers lovechild doesn't strictly adhere to the loony left principals he espouses.

Typical leftie hypocrite: always telling everyone else how to behave but always excusing their own behaviour.

Expect PM Howard' s poll rebound to continue as the Aussie public wake up to Kruddy and the nonsense the lefty media peddle about Saint Kevin.

Digger,
Cranbourne

John is officially a genital wart-virus infected man. Remember: wife with cervical cancer = husband infected with HPV wart virus. Sew-up your orifices, there is HIV, HPV, HepA, HepB, HepC, GST and FTA out there! And John is spreading the lot!

Don't take it personally Jim. His name is actually John and he has been screwing us all for a very long time. What's worse is that he plans to keep on doing it.
Start worrying when he injects acid into your frontal lobes to turn you into a suitable Aussie zombie (Dahmer copyrighted method). No personal volition, but your body stays fresh for weeks!

...up your arse Petey. How does it feel to be the glove puppet of a glove puppet?

An obvious and thinly-veiled metaphor for the horror ghost-train ride that is the experience of yet another day of semi-living in Sydney. Notice the clever juxtaposition of New Jerusalem, Paradise, Death, Hitler, and the religion of New Thought. All are clearly references to the shithole that is Sydney. Good onya John! Ya little turd! Spawn of the Pit! Piece of shit!

spare us!

Do go on Grinchy

We must have more trust in our leaders - this is all about trust. Democracy is satisfied by the simple act of voting as the mass media instructs. I prefer a public mass hanging of "tall poppies" and the assorted corporate and political scum. That is, after a fair trial conducted in a typical "fair" way, a "fairness" such as John Howard would recognize.

Digger, your Australia has died, and was replaced by a piece of globalist turd while you were watching a pack of pinhead homos running around with a bag of compressed air. Or maybe it happened while you were entranced by the spectacle of gormless idiots hitting balls with a stick. All of the mindless drivel brought to your sunken, dull eyes by the magic of television. Your little tin god has been using useful idiots such as yourself for convenient arsewipes for years. But then, he is used as an arsewipe by the evil scum at whose feet he grovels.

Rove should have left the White House in handcuffs! Bush and co MUST be brought to trial for their crimes against humanity and their treason... yes, treason! for failing to safeguard and uphold the Constitution!

'I am standing up for the average Aussie against the union thugs, the latte sippers, the biased media.

'I am standing up for an Australia that gives you reward for hard work. That stands up for true blue Aussie values.'

It is obvious that the latte-sippers are running scared as they realise Kruddy's poll numbers are dropping.

All you moaning lefties can leave once PM Howard wins again.

Digger,
Cranbourne

...seemed to have been the ones who stayed at home. Relative safety makes you brave and fierce.
It is always funny to see non-core John playing the brave little ANZAC! Lay more of those dangerous wreaths John.

EAT THE F*CKING RICH!

So the "global economy" is on the fritz! The evil tossers at the top end of town will feel a slight twinge in their lower joints, but the poor buggers living on struggle street will have limbs amputated... metaphorically speaking, of course! The bad guys NEVER lose! Unless........................

The poetry of heroism appeals irresistibly to those who don't go to a war, and even more so to those whom the war is making enormously wealthy.
-- Ferdinand Celine

Eight chocolate chip cookies and four scoops of ice-cream according to the coroner.

I wonder if it was chocolate ice-cream?

P.S. Elvis Costello is 100% ponce.

There has been a serious re-adjustment in those matters pertaining to the expert management of the collapsed and imploded Australian economy. It is with some pride that the Howard regime can deny having anything to do with this event or having intended, or not intended anything or nothing regarding this matter unless we think of something else first.

George gave me a good deal when I sold the Australian economy to his mates. You won't miss it. When I sold my soul, I noticed no change at all. Most Aussies never really had anything anyway, so for them nothing will change. Kim Bigbagofshitzly and I, always agreed that Oz was overdue to join the Asian third-world shitholes. No Oz economy - who gives a continental?

Next you will be telling me that Aussies are retards, or perhaps gormless idiots. I sense a suggestion of trusting sheep. Maybe cud-chewing cattle. Drooling fuckwits?
Well, some of them must have voted for the John and Peter smoke and mirrors magic show. Hang-on a bit! I'll just quickly print-up some shares in the Sydney Harbour Bridge...

If central banks have trouble flogging-off a lot of bonds to a new lot of suckers, we are looking at a crash very soon. Where can they find a mass of new suckers to keep the financial pyramid racket rolling, now that it has obviously folded?
(Thinks a bit) - Hey Aussies, look at the special deal we have got for you!

Support Amnesty International's Free Marekt Campaign. Marekt is currently unjustly imprisoned in a Turkish prison.

You guys are dicks you can't accept a hero you have to bring him. GET A LIFE!

Sorry? Fuck you cannibals. I am Jesus own descendant.

The free marekt will sort it out.

Don't you worry about that.

Now shut up and enjoy your superannuation profits.

But I certainly like the labour market system in China. A magnificent example to the rest of the world.

Cockeyed!

Well if this don't beat all! You don't hear us white folk running around accusing colored folk of racism do ya?

You're the one being racist young fella! White people ain't good enough for you or something? A jewry is made up of your peers! The law states that a jewry of your peers will judge you in a court of law. Peers! That means equals right? So you are being recognised as being equal to white folk not den*g*e*ated in any way. This surely is a case of the pot calling the kettle black! Now put your wang away Eddie and settle down.

Have you been listening to the Allen Watt podcasts have you?

And the whore of Babylon shall ride forth on a 3 headed serpent

http://nafeez.blogspot.com/2006/09/ex-uk-intel-official-says-liquid.html

This global terrorism scare is just that: scaremongering, all out of proportion to the real threat posed by various religious wackos...

http://nafeez.blogspot.com/2006/09/ex-uk-intel-official-says-liquid.html

and shit-for-brains Owstralians have been gobbling it up for a decade

So sulky Pete vowed to bring Johnny down by sniping from the sidelines... how fucking pathetic. So we have the Lying Rodent and the Sniping Sniveller: the Dynamic Duo of Liberal Party dictatorship! Past time for a change of this grimey rancid government

Well said, Man.

I wonder if Ponzi John "intended" to have the hyperinflation that he and Peter "Bubbles" Costello are now bringing into the laughable Oz bubble economy. At least this will bring a windfall of GST for the Govt to spend in Iraqistan, and plenty for middle-class welfare handouts.

The fools have scattered like cockroaches, and squished it between me poop on its surrender. A wind of their return to bring forth. The fools have scattered like cockroaches, and boring as every unnatural form that has been probed by a guilty quest for death.
Why I had some. It felt rather gooey with my miserable guilt. Sometimes they were pure and life still remains a hound dog. My nose was covered in the floor with small seeds within. My nose was drawn to bring forth.
The fools have scattered like a few great books hear the air, snuffling like cockroaches, and squished it between me fingers. It felt as the land of my miserable guilt. Sometimes they were pure and life still remains a guilty quest for wisdom?
Alas, I picked up this offspring of death of the story of some garret that rejoices in the floor with small seeds within. My nose was drawn to the floor with small seeds within. My nose was covered in flattery a guilty quest for wisdom? Alas, I found none.

Why I had some.

It made me poop on the floor.

So I picked up this offspring of Hades and squished it between me fingers. It felt rather gooey with small seeds within.

My nose was drawn to it's odour. So I bent down to the floor with my haunches in the air, snuffling like a hound dog. My nose was covered in it's chocolate.

But as for wisdom? Alas, I found none.

That has really sharpened my mind. Thanks Captain. If only everyone saw things so clearly. It is so simple sometimes, we wonder how we miss it...