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I warned you didn't I? I told you about Him. Now the global financial system is collapsing - RIGHT NOW! Yes, you idiots, RIGHT NOW!
Why do you think the Dark One put a set of goblins in charge? To help you pathetic vegetables? That's a laugh. You are really in trouble now. Got it? TROUBLE, spelt B-I-G T-R-O-U-B-L-E.
I will try to help you but I suspect this has gone too far. Pray for your sorry arses.
Our Father who art in Heaven...
-anti666

The shit is about to hit the fan IN A BIG WAY! Aussies are exposed to the cruel global winds worse than ever before. All thanks to lunatics like non-core John and his neo-nazi bum buddies.
Nobody is safe, and this time watching the footie will not help the dopy Aussies. Maybe someone could try crucifying John, or burning him as a votive offering to the smirking gods!
Everyone will be sorry this time...

It is obvious that Digger is clueless. Digger, buy a beginner's economics textbook, and discover the stupid thing you just said.
Too late to tell the truth now, Johnny is doomed. Now Petey will happily let Captain Turd go down with the shit. Who wants to be the turd in charge when it all gets flushed?

Our debt is only higher because our assests are worth so much more. Under PM Howard our wealth has skyrocketed; our homes are virtual goldmines for all of us.
And we deserve it because we have worked so hard all our lives.
You loony lefties with you ignorance of economics are, as usual, completely wrong.

Digger,
Cranbourne

Magic! Absolute magic! If these lads form a political patry I'll vote for them no wucking forries!

Less than 24 hours after the Chasers War on Everything APEC prank the worldwide media coverage is already saturated with the story that is making Aussie authorities look like the pack of doofusses that they are. But remember - incompetence starts at the top. The Scotsman ' Bin Laden' beats tight security to get near Bush hotel Chas Licciardello got out of the car dressed in a white tunic and cap and wearing a fake Osama bin Laden-style beard. The New Zealand Herald Motorcade comedy infuriates police NSW Police Minister David Campbell: "I don't see a funny side to what's happened today. I don't see a funny side at all. I'm extremely concerned people would take the sense of security so lightly." USA Today Fake motorcade breaches security at Aussie summit Security isn't as tight as you'd think in Sydney... Raw Story - View AP Video here Fake Osama comes within 30 feet of Bush hotel "Surrounded by fake security men in black suits but lacking security passes for the ongoing Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation (APEC) forum, the pranksters managed to get past one important security checkpoint," AFP reports 49ABC News - Kansas USA Mock bin Laden prank shows how close the real one could have gotten to Bush This was an incident that began of course as comedy, but may have ended up instead making a laughing stock of the APEC security machine. $160 million spent and this convoy got within meters of the hotel. Malaysia Sun Comedy team breaches major security at APEC Police say they are not embarrassed that the fake motorcade managed to get close to President Bush's Sydney hotel before it was stopped. WBIR-TV Knoxville USA Summit security foiled with fake motorcade The stunt comes as a deep embarrassment for Sydney police who've been describing security for the Pacific summit as the tightest in the city's history. Monsters and Critics Australian TV comedy stunt angers White House Comment: Hooray for the Chaser's War on Everything! Pricking the bubble of pomposity surrounding Bush was long overdue. Slashdot Australian Comedy Group Prods APEC Security Comments: Their finest moment has to be wheeling a trojan horse full of greek soldiers into the turkish embassy.. (can we park this here?) Comment: Bruce Schneier also points to one of the Chasers videos about regarding racial profiling and terrorsim on his blog . "How Australian Authorities Respond to Potential Terrorists Watch the video of how the Australian authorities react when someone -- dressed either as an American or Arab tourist -- films the Sydney Harbor Bridge and a nuclear reactor. The synopsis: The Arab is intercepted within three minutes both times, while the U.S. tourist is given instructions on how to get inside the nuclear facility. The Telegraph (UK) Bin Laden comic mistaken for Canada diplomat The security measures, the toughest ever imposed in Australia, include closing much of the city and erecting steel and concrete barriers around landmarks such as the Opera House. Snipers are in position on rooftops... Reuters Comedy TV show team penetrates tight APEC security The cars made it well inside the high security zone and were stopped by police within metres of the hotel where U.S. President George W. Bush is staying during the Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation (APEC) group forum. Bloomberg Police Arrest Australian Comic Dressed as Bin Laden at APEC About 3,500 police backed by 1,500 soldiers, tanks, water cannon and explosives-detecting dogs are deployed in the New South Wales capital to guard APEC leaders.

The guille and lengths that the Chaser took to penetrate the $250 million security measures are apparent. How could the authorities be to blame?

I stuck my finger up my arse then I stuck it in my nose.

It didnt stop it smelling. In fact, it smelt quite bad.

Next I got the missus to stick her finger up my arse while I put my fingers in her ears. Again, I could smell, but at least I felt a little better about it.

I was wondering what all of this uproar was with APEC and 'organ harvesting'.

Given the number of Howard/Bush news articles posted and comments about JH and dubya and number of politically savvy people on here, I would've thought that Xenoxnews would be the place to get the most info from for the public re: apec, for the next 2 weeks at least. It's got credibility in that regard, more than any other blog I know of.

And it seemed to work for my smells, but I could still sniff the guy in the next cubicle.

Poofs are deaf

The Man 'o' Steel and Dubya are having a threesome with Hyacinth.

It will be gruesome!

The Sydney residents have been assured that the APEC retaining wall will be able to hold back the hordes of sex-crazed officials and politicians who will run wild with dangerous looking knobs on sticks.
But everyone is advised to stay clear of the mesh, because the APEC wankers could bite or spit.

you try typing with one hand on your joystick and the other tapping on a sticky keyboard

its bloody hard!

Herr Fuckhead, many of us thank you for your numerous worthless suggestions.
By "Your just jealous" you must have meant "You're just jealous"
This does not mean we don't like you. Your weirdness is a lesson for us all.

Cause you aint getting a root.

We gave up on "standards" long ago...

or maybe Mr Tumnus from the Lion Withch and Wardrobe...

They are as horny as hell, everyone knows that.

Fucking a fawn in the green meadows of narnia...

Lest we forget.

Plato, I think you are maybe a trifle scrambled there. However, it is true that control-freaks and those despots who strut around as our "leaders" give most everyone a hard time.
Anyone who tries to "lead" the Captain is playing with fire. Never felt the need to be led by anyone - least of all by inferior little creeps who stage national security scares, and blow my money on APEC mass orgies.

Homosexuality is regarded as shameful by barbarians and by those who live under despotic governments just as philosophy is regarded as shameful by them, because it is apparently not in the interest of such rulers to have great ideas engendered in their subjects, or powerful friendships or passionate love-all of which homosexuality is particularly apt to produce.

Wow! The reporting standards of this website are phenomenal!

I like them hairy wrestlers...
Those giant hammer throwers.

Give me a girly with muscles
And hair on her lip

She can play with my balls anytime ;)

Not to mention the benefits to the environment

Of course! All sport is a homo thing. Not that there is anything wrong with that! Certain weak tendencies in the psychoneurotic personality leads it to seek an idealized image that demonstrates all the things it lacks. Things like: manliness, strength, grace, attractiveness, talent, wealth, power, fame - I think I've made my point. The weak, deficient and inferior personality will always grovel to its homosex ideal.
Certainly not my cup of tea, but for some it is tolerable, and indeed compulsive I presume. Without their sport they would become monsters like Dahmer or Gein, I have no doubt - leaping around dressed in bits of the skins of people they have murdered. Not a good look.

Teflon John.

Don't worry John. I'm sure the enquiry you set up into the quarantine service that you buggered and that failed to stop the horse flu, will clear you of any involvment. As usual, somebody else will have done it. So sleep snug in taxpayer funded Kirribilli House while the servants go about their duties.

Sorry about the clones Prime Minister, but we could not stop them from eating each other. Should we try again? Can we take some more cells?
I notice your emphysema is getting worse - you should see about that.

Little Turd has caused millions of working Aussies to plunge deep into debt. His only answer for the working poor is: "get a job you bludgers!"
Trouble is, they ARE working and they are still poor.

Oh yeah? Speak for yourself Digger. Since when was being killed the same thing as being liberated from slavery and oppression?
Why aren't the John-lovers signing-up for service in Iraqistan? Chickenshit arselickers the lot of them.

How dare you compare Australia's greatest PM with the Nazis!
Our PM has liberated more people from slavery and oppression than you latte-sippers ever will.

And you will all be choking on your wheaties when PM Howard storms back and wins the election this year.

Digger

Cranbourne

Fuck you_ _ Go dogs

I only get ill when I give up drugs.
-- Keith Richards

Hahaha... yeah Trev, too right. I reckon if Joey Johns can play THAT well on eccy, then I'm gonna drop an eccy before I go out on the field next weekend. Maybe I'll play better than usual. Looks like that was Joey's secret weapon. It's gotta be good for ya performance despite how they tell ya on TV that drugs make ya lazy and dull and destroys your body etc... That's bullshit. It's obviously the opposite of that.

The North Will Rise Again.

He wont be flushable. He'll bobble around like a vegans turd: full of buoyant fibre and nuts.

You'll never see the end of him.

In my wife's family, I find o­ne Kincade who fought for the South. He is her great-great uncle William R. (W?) Kincade.

William R. (W?) Kincade Born abt. 1845 Died abt. 1896 Buried in Pleasant Ridge Cemetary in Tippah County, Mississippi. William first served in Potts Company, 2 (Davidson's) Mississippi Infantry (Army of 10,000) under a 60 day enlistment. He then joined the 23rd Mississippi Infantry Regiment in Company G. He has a Confederate tombstone.

won some battles. Over the decades, the war has taken on many faces. But, one thing is for certain, the War Against Northern Aggression AIN'T OVER!!!!

And, we Confederates are winning. We have a Texan for President. Before him, a man from Arkansas. Industry has moved to the South, and the North is becoming nothing more than a rust-belt. This is the New South, and we ARE winning this war!!

This is all bullshit. It was Shane's Mum who put the diet tablet in Andrews' pocket. She did not expect to find a shiny purple knob!

He didn't play footy. He played that poofs game. What's it called again. Ragsby or something.

I suppose the horse racing fraternity is now pleased that non-core John "downsized" the Australian Quarantine service by sacking most of the bludging staff.
Too bad about the horses and the races however.

BATMAN! BATMAN! BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am always having strange men stick their hands into my pants.

And I usually end up with some form of ectsasy.

your hero inbred slobber face forefathers got their hairy butt fucked asses whooped. too much butt fucking - not enough active brain cells - same as how you talk about muslims like you are talking about your own actions and religious attitude.

yank muslim confederate - not much difference - dumb petty inbred know nothing dark age thinking nuff nuffs.

keep shooting each other, best thing that can happen - only way species can evolve if the retards keep shooting each other - over whatever petty reasons they can think of, fine by me.

Go shoot someone Ricky

Both are Muslim sympathizers - each a part of the left wing of the Democrat party.

However, I am a Confederate, and have no relation whatsoever to any Yankee, or "Yank" as you call it.

The grift or the graft - the towel head or the wanky yank - same shit - different shit head.

Cannot see the problem. Back in the old country we simply hoisted the tall poppies even higher on long sharpened stakes. They could be seen for miles around. After a while tall poppies became scarce, and we had a lot of used stakes. I would be honoured to apply some sharp "market forces" to your strange little "short poppy" national leader. You could dance around the bonfire while my boys run him up the flag pole. Call it "poppy" day.