Andrew Johns caught in possesion of Ecstacy...

...and when asked to explain it, he said that someone, a stranger, put it in his jeans pocket and then he forgot about it.
Well, from what I understand and can see from the mentality and attitude of footy players, if a bloke on the street put their hand in his pocket at all, the first impulse they would have would be to turn around and punch the guy in the head, at least once, and then probably continue to beat the guy into a pulp.

What a friggin joke those footy players are.
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    · 19 years ago
    I am always having strange men stick their hands into my pants.

    And I usually end up with some form of ectsasy.
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    · 19 years ago
    I suppose the horse racing fraternity is now pleased that non-core John "downsized" the Australian Quarantine service by sacking most of the bludging staff.
    Too bad about the horses and the races however.
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    · 19 years ago
    He didn't play footy. He played that poofs game. What's it called again. Ragsby or something.
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    · 19 years ago
    This is all bullshit. It was Shane's Mum who put the diet tablet in Andrews' pocket. She did not expect to find a shiny purple knob!
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    · 19 years ago
    Hahaha... yeah Trev, too right. I reckon if Joey Johns can play THAT well on eccy, then I'm gonna drop an eccy before I go out on the field next weekend. Maybe I'll play better than usual. Looks like that was Joey's secret weapon. It's gotta be good for ya performance despite how they tell ya on TV that drugs make ya lazy and dull and destroys your body etc... That's bullshit. It's obviously the opposite of that.
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    · 19 years ago
    I only get ill when I give up drugs.
    -- Keith Richards
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