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Fuck it. Lets bomb Tehran now before they start bombing us.

Digger
Cranbourne

Bugger that! Now that lying prick Howard is gunna let all those rag-head boat people out of the camps!
Didn't we vote for him so we didn't have to live next to these people?

When a foreigner is forcibly detained by "them" in Iraq, it's "kidnapping". When an Iraqi is forcibly detained by "us" in Iraq, it's "extrajudicial detention".

I. Bokor, Armidale

It's too hot for the putrid
little pretend P.M. to tackle.
Maggot only takes credit for
for what others have done
if he thinks there are some
votes in it.
Hell will freeze over before
the little filth acts for her.

Johnny and little Lord Downer
of Baghdad slithered around about
the Wood rescue so the dullards
might think it was a cleverly
implemented operation planned and
executed by the plucky little
arse-seeking P.M.
Of course, it was mostly a bit of
good luck that liberated Wood.

Someone should have told
the hayseeds that when you
fuck with the Canberra
devil-rodent, you get your
arse severely burnt.

Soon they will have to
leave their devastated,
parched fields to the
salinity, the duststorms
and the ghosts.
The land that has been
raped to death, soon will
support nobody, and they
will not need any
telecommunications.

Our good ol' ANZAC
(Aussies Near Zero Actual Comprehension)
boys in Eye-rak are just
aching to cop some
hot man-on-boy action.

Go on Rodent! give 'em the
order to go fucking wild.
Running around crazy, shooting
anything that moves, their
proud erect members just
throbbing for stern neocon
action with the fierce
rag-head children.

So the Duhmericans "rescued" old money-hungry Doug from those nasty terrrorists, did they? Did they fucken what! Looks like they've pulled another Jessica Lynch Hollywood bullshit blockbuster out of their arses by kicking in a door that was already open in a house they were invited to! Dumb fucken Yanks!

That would be corrupt CORPORATE scandals... but then again, we are talking about the fucken Howard government here, right...

Actually the old ratbag wants to sell government into private hands. After all, we all know private corporations are heaps more fucken efficient than public institutions, right? I mean, just think of Ansett, that glorious Australian icon, going down in fucken flames while the government regulators sat around playing with each others dicks... yeah, that would be the fucken HOWARD GOVERNMENT I'm talking about! Anyone got the latest head count of corrupt scandals? Hey, let's put fucken Rodney Adler in charge of the country!

They must have read you Tom! Seems those limp dicked terrorists have folded and handed over the aussie hostage. Every day it is getting better and better in the new Iraq!

Hopefully our PM will merge all governments into one. And then he can do away with elections because we all love him and want him stay PM forever and ever!

Digger
Cranbourne

Cant you put a bandaid on it?

Chato you brilliant bugger! I want to have your baby!

Don't forget the fucken SCALE of the pre-invasion Yank & Brit bombing campaign: in 1999/2000, according to the fucken Pentagon itself, the Yanks flew 24,000 "combat missions" over Iraq! That's a lot of broken dishes! Then there's the lie (so fucken MANY of them!) that U.N. inspectors were "expelled" by Saddass. Bullshit they were! The inspection teams were pulled out after imbedded Yank spies were sprung preparing for that fuckfaced Fraud W Bush's invasion of Iraq! Impeach the bastards!

A highly intelligent
alien race placed these
monoliths here for the
day when humankind was
ready to join the great
Galactic Federation.

Who has the heart to tell
them that they have
wasted their efforts?

Aye. I've had cause to interact with these green beasties...
It was on my way home from the tavern after I had a few. Pissed and desperate for some company I staggered past one and I swore it had a parrot on it's shoulder!
"Good evening," I said, "Do you feel like a good keel hauling my emerald laddie?"
I heard it say yea!
So next thing me strides are round my ankles and my raised staff was in me hand.
"Now good sir," I said, "where do you want this rogering?"

Well bugger me if there was a hole I could fuck!

I just about broke the old fella lookin for one.

Woke up next morning curled up round the green devil. What the hell are these green scurvy dogs?

Horny Pirate Pete

You didnt believe me did you???
I told ya.. the bastards are spying on us!
Ive rigged the home with a covering of glad wrap on the outside and tinfoil on the inside; its my only protection against that 70 year old prick Howard's spying eyes!

Im not crazy. I know they want me.


Flim Flam Man

You must have a death wish.

We will have to kill you.
You know that, don't you?

And you thought it couldn't possibly get any worse! Well, now the Rabid Rodent has the Senate as well, and the world is his oyster... too bad about that fishy stench as the nation rots from inside out!

I mean 20:00 and 20:27... bugger!

You've mistakenly transposed Items 1 and 9, and you've mispelled Item 11: "INFERNAL proceedings commence!

My shifts ends at 0800 but the first train out that way is 0827... bugger!

re: Item 7.
Can you get your member up anymore?

Agenda: Item 1: Reading of last meetings minutes Item 2: President's report Item 3: Treasurer's report Item 4: Progress Report from Operation Manager regarding XN World Media Takeover Item 5: Web Manager Report Item 6: New Items of Business Item 7: Tasks assigned to appropriate members (I have a specific task for my member that I'd like to bring up) Item 8: Group Prayer for World Peace Item 9: Get some beer Item 10: Formal proceedings close Item 11: Informal proceedings commence

Post a snap of that anal-retentive old nit John Fuckyou Howard and his gaggle of salivating LibNat suckholes!

No, I do NOT support terrorists in Iraq or in the White House, or whether they support Al Qaida or the Bush administration. The simple fact is, it is the illegal, unjustified U.S. invasion and occupation of Iraq that has turned the country into a focal point for anti-U.S. violence. Even Saddam Hussein himself could not manage that! It took George W Bush to create this self-fulfilling nightmare!

there is no alternative...
only death.

pOPE pIUS xii

If you had your way the people of Iraq would still be under Saddam Hussein the greatest tyrant since Stalin!

Patriot

Stay on topic:

Your estimation of time
until "VICTORY" was nowhere
near the mark, was it?
You did say DAYS.
I suppose there have been
many "DAYS" so far.

I take it that you support
this fraudulent "WAR".
I invite you to pay for
it yourself - or go there
and see who you can kill.

Maybe it would be more
convenient if it was run
in Australia to save the
fans of this "WAR" the
trip to Iraq and back.

I am sure if the Canberra
arsewipe thought it politically
beneficial, he would start
a war right here.

BTW - not "LEFTY" just not
a stupid war-mad retard!

So I take it you are supporting the terrorists in Iraq rather than the forces of freedom and democracy?

Typical lefty nonsense.

Patriot.

Middle of 2005 and it's
still running hot!

I won't take race tips
from Patriot in future.
That's for sure.

To understand this strange situation
you need to assess the love affair
between Howard the Canberra Paralysis Tick
and his adoring victims.

It may help to read about pathological
sado-masochistic interactions.
The dullards WANT to be destroyed by
their awful geriatric lord!

Pretty hard to beat that plot.

Maybe a steamy creep-on-creep,
sex scene - P.M. John Howard and
Talk-back thing Alan Jones
(of public-toilet fame) get
into a sleazy geriatric grapple.

I believe they have an unwholesome
relationship of some kind already.

No, the Aussie underclass
have been declared "FAIR GAME"
and are not to be considered
human, or even alive.

In fact, they should not be
mentioned in polite wealthy
company, as it may put the
decent folk off their classy
meals.

Most relaxed and comfortable
decent folk and the mass media
have agreed to write the victim
class and the losers out of
history and out of the game.

The only possible chance of a
way back in is by deperately
offering to be used as an
arsewipe of the sociopathic
patrician philistine class.

They can wring their hands
over everyone except the
victims of their corrupt
system.

We now have the most cynical,
putrid and evil bunch of thugs
ever seen, in the long history
of this sad, doomed country.

What if she is really guilty and just playing us all for suckers? Wouldn't that put a rocket up all the hand wringing bleedin heart Corby lovers!

Ok already! We know the Yanks are dumb and deluded because they are the most misinformd nation on earth! But Aussies have no such fucken excuse! WE re-elected that old bugger Howard because WE love his sneaky, slimy, brutal, vindictive, sanctimonious fuck-you-all attitude. KILL THE POOR! KILL THE POOR!

The Pretzel Prez is too busy jogging and threatening other countries to have sex with anyone... unless it's with his Veep Cheney... Hmm, come to think of it, they do call the VP DICK, after all!

Brilliant allegory! Fantastic satire! Magnificent metaphore! John Howard the pirate!

It's real fucken simple: the Shrub is insane.

The PM - aka the Little Ratbag - is as fired up as a bitch dog in heat! He's been hanging out for this kill-the-poor shitstorm his entire miserable life and is hell bent on screwing the Aussie battler as far into the fucken ground as he can. Any working stiff who voted for John W Fuckyou deserves what's coming. And brother it gunna get real fucken ugly. I just dare the old bastard to drive down my street one late night!

Mr Patriot (?), the simple truth is that U.S. occupation forces have absolutely no idea who they are fighting. Zarqawi is just one facet of a diverse crystal comprised of anyone ipposed to the Bush administration's arrogant confrontational foreign policies. President Bush and his deranged colleagues have created the very thing they claimed to have set out to destroy.

I laughed at the great god Pan.

There are many forms of evil in this world. Adolf hitler, Joseph Stalin, ex- presidents Pinochet, Soeharto and Hussein represent one form. Then we have Maggie Thatcher, Ronald Reagan, George Bush Snr and George Bush Jnr. And then there's Australia's very own John Howard PM, a grotesque conglomerate of all of the latter. Mandatory detention for ayslum seekers and their families is a monstrosity that must not be tolerated by any nation presuming itself to be civilised. Alas, Australia!

Maybe we should send the
little Canberra fighting
rodent to scare them all.

Oh, I forgot - he only
attacks those who cannot
fight back.

In 1996 Australians gave up what little self-respect, fair-mindedness and intellect they had by voting for a man already proven to be a devious, cynical political snake-in-the-grass. Nothing can stop John Howard now. But, inevitably, for all his self-agrandising hubris, the Prime Minister will face a huge backlash. His dark reign over this nation will eventually come crashing down. As for his so-called IR "reforms", I quote the deputy director of the Melbourne Institute, who warns that by discarding unfair dismal laws the PM may discourage firms from expanding beyond the 100-worker threshold. In his words: "It could be anti-employment." And once again, the John Howard's solemn words are betrayed by his vicious actions. This is class warfare, plain and simple. The battle is on.

The only "employees" the Rodent won't ever consider sacking, no matter how incompetant, corrupt or abusive, are his very own ministers! Duhstralia, you were warned! The Rodent Chainsaw Massacre is upon us!

In reviewing a particularly excreble "reality" TV show this week, an Age reporter wrote:

"Lies, deceit rewarded, rapacious behaviour encouraged... obnoxious behaviour perpetrated in the pursuit of ratings, we should ask ourselves how and when we became numb to it."

I thought he was writing the Rodent PM and his souless, gutless, mindless party political drones!

no problem. just that we havent heard much from pervy lately on the 'news.

Only kidding...

Careful! That is one of the xenoxnews illuminati your knocking there!

Hi Pervis

The idea of YOUR death
gives me a feeling of
peaceful bliss.