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Dont worry pal. I already have.

luv
Osama

For the arsewipe who wanted
to know about Chato the Apache
chief.
(not the basis of my pen name)
The most important part of his
history was how he was lied to
and betrayed by the United States
government. He did not betray HIS
own people. When he died he was
widely mourned.

I can hardly believe the
number of Maggot Howard
fans who have commented
favourably on this article.

I must be doing something
right after all.

Say hello to your little
tin god for me, arseholes.

Here's a great T-Shirt for you Chato

Chato was the name of the Apache chief who betrayed his own people and helped the US Army round them up.

No I'm not. You should definitely leave the country.

Hey Leon, how did you do
with the master race thing?

Wrong again, arsehole!

forget the bicarb and coca leaves....
Corn Flour. keeps you up all night long. be warned though: one sniff and your hooked.

well spotted!

Is that what is meant by
a JOLLY ROGERing?

Does bicarb REALLY work
with coca leaves or is
it something else?
It should be an alkali.
Some chemist could kindly
tell us...

Are you kidding!
I LOVE the madness
that is going on in
Oz. I wouldn't miss
this nut show for love
or money!

The UK will not be seeing
me again until the Oz drongoes
have destroyed their own
country first.
I sure won't use the
underground again,
that's for bloody sure.

As I can e-mail my assignments
to head office, I can live
almost anywhere.
Long live the Internet!

Say hello to Maggot Howard
for me.

I think Chato should leave Australia. Clearly he doesn't like it here. He must be a Pom. Never stops whinging.

System of a down
B.Y.O.B.
Blast off its party time....and where the fuck are you?

You:- Howard, Bush and Blair?

Tony Blair says the attacks were done by terrorists who want to disrupt the English way of life, who want to disrupt them from going about their everyday business, as they have every right to.

Question that needs to be answered is: Do Iraqis have the right to go about their everyday business?

Which countries are allowed to go about their everyday business and which ones aren't?

Off you go, Patriot.
Please keep us safe.

Just like our little
arse-seeking P.M. does.
He who dragged Ostrichlia
into this no-win horror as
a favour for his filthy mate
Dubbya.

Is it too late to adopt the
Spanish solution now?

The price of believing
neocon lies is more of
this shit.

Looks like those evil terrorists are at it again, this time massacring innocents in London. We must all pull together and get behind our leaders now!
If we waver in the face of this threat Osama and his minions will see it as a sign of weakness. The terrorists have declared war on our civilisation and we must destroy them wherever they maybe; in London, in Afghanistan and in Iraq.

God bless and stay strong!

Patriot

Whaddaya gonna do about it whitey?

It was Australian workers – stonemasons in Melbourne – who were the first in the world to win the eight-hour day, in 1856. So join the masons guys..... and stop whining. Your brothers will look after you no matter what the Government does.

Hey Agitprop, did you
notice some noise being
put on the line?
Some strange anonymous
traffic going by.

About pus. I think pus
beats their "sincerity"
for value every time.

He is undefined.
I am not sure whether you
can choose what you get
under these rules.

He seems to be sure that we
all richly deserve it though!

I just can't wait for my
next load of well-deserved
crap, I'm sure!

We must deserve it,
if you say so,
Mister mystical.

Please stay undefined.

Hey I'm a luminous easter egg? What do I get? I'm a slave to the banks. My master is invisible but I am hoping to communicate with him via email soon instead of pieces of dead trees.

Well if you're going to define yourself as an "employee" and "working stiff" then you deserve everything that comes your way. You're much more than either of those.

Hi Trevor, I am you,
and you are myself
in an infinite number
of possible universes,
past, present and future.

That is, unless I got
it terribly wrong.

Yers. Zigackly. Life is but a dream. Your dream. Knock Knock Neo.

Ziggy, that was a cruel joke.
Patriotism is too important
to be disturbed by unpleasant
facts, particularly when they
come from a member of a loser
race or culture.
We can all save ourselves from
reality with a frenzy of flag
waving patriotism.
We should all stop worrying
and love the war.
Who needs brains anyway?

This is fucken class warfare, conducted by that cockhead Bush in the Mutated States and here in Ostrichlia by the Rabid Rodent! They reckon nothing can stop their rampage as long as they wave the flag and shout: "Look out! Terrorists!" Their fake sincerity oozes out of them like pus from a gangrene leg! Amputate that fucken limb, boys!

I remember something about
"merrily, merrily" and
"row your boats" and
"down the stream" and
"life is but a dream"
I guess we are all fucked
anyway!

Be a man and not a fool,
rub your magnet, not your tool.

I told you to seek help!
Your condition can get even worse!

Since 1996 the Rabid Rodent's core mission has been to shift the balance of power away from employees and further in the employers' direction.. Not that there ever was a fucken balance, since ordinary working stiffs like me get shafted each time the Liarberals get their fucken hands on the tiller of SS Monstralia! And now they have the fucken Senate too! I'm for a national strike too! Shut the whole bloody cuntry down until the Rodent squeals and croaks!

That put an end to things. Is there a way out of this web of illusions?

I just can't believe that Jim knew how to write. It's just too far fetched....

Chato thinks John Howard is in charge! Hahahahahahaa

Still in hell. Oh well.

My choice. I work for myself. Agitprop does not speak for me in any way shape or form and the fact that you attempting to paint things in this manner tells me that you are not above using the same methods as our beloved Prime Minister and are distorting things to to support your argument. I take time off when I want to. Just not annually. The workers of Australia are only interested in getting more for doing less and the the employers are only interested in paying less for doing more. Circumstances change. Sometime soon we will all have to decide between doing what is right and doing what is easy.

Anyone with an agenda (or even simply a belief) distorts reality to fit their own paradigms. This isjust the way it is. We all do it to some extent. When we all do it together the illusions created seem even more real. There is no right or wrong. Just different viewpoints. What the fuck do we know?

So, you miserable cunt -
that's your gripe:
"Nobody ever gave ME anything!"

And now you cannot stand the
idea of anyone getting something
for "free".

Your imagination is misleading you.

Stop feeling sorry for yourself
and accept my offer of a cheap
medal for your miserable condition,
and seek help.

Good luck.

Why do you need to ask someone else for permission to do something you want to do?

Who knows?

But what kind of miserable cunt
would refuse him a small break
from his work?

Hmm? What hell? If you're bitching you're the one in hell pal? Sounds like your vision of the world is what is grossly distorted and misrepresented.

I don't know about annual leave but he did spend 40 days and 40 nights in the desert.

Sounds like Chato wants everything handed out on a platter. As if being born means you're owed something! Nobody owes you anything. Like I said to Chato there are no guarantees. Maybe he should watch that Charles Bronson classic again and see how his namesake handles problems.

I'll bitch as much as I wish.
Please enjoy your personal Hell.

That was just a figure of speech. I ain't really afraid. And I don't feel like a pizza. All I'm saying is you make your own heaven or you make your own hell. If you want to live in hell that's fine with me. Just stop bitching about it.

Don't be afraid -
remember your fridge magnet.

You have to empower yourself I'm afraid. No one can do it for you. Not even Lil Johnny can do that for you. So stop expecting him to.

Thanks for your message but I am currently on annual leave. Please send any important documents to the Lavage Centre, PO Box 69 Noorioopta.
Thanks
Peter

Did Jesus ever take annual leave?

Empower yourself and leave
decent people alone.
I doubt your capacity to empower
anyone is worth a pinch of shit.