DID TERRORISTS TARGET 70 YEAR OLD AUSSIE PM HOWARD IN LONDON?

Speculation is mounting that the latest round of bombings in London may have been aimed at the third leader in the Global War on Terror; 70 year old Aussie PM John Howard.
The bombs coincided with the Australian PMs visit to the UK capital where he was attending the first day of the cricket.
Said one intelligence officer in Canberra:
"We suspect that Osama may have personally authorised this attack on PM Howard. Osama knows Howard is steadfast in his fight against Muslim terrorism and is right behind President Bush,

“But on the other hand maybe he just wanted to knock him off because he is such a sanctimonious old cunt.”
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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 21 years ago
    IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO TOURISTS:

    Although we will miss the father
    of the Howardland, we will just
    have to muddle through without
    his steady hand on the tiller.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 21 years ago
    Evil begets evil, and from little acorns do great oaks grow.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 21 years ago
    What's a terrorist?
    I thought we were fighting rabid
    exploding TOURISTS!
    Bastards sneaking around, pretending
    to spend their money and then -
    EXPLODING in the middle of a crowd
    of Howard-fearing, rubber-chicken
    worshipping decent folk!
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