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TEX LUMBAGO 21 years ago Panzer elbow summit transport delay
are you boys gunna grow up and join us peverts down here?
Chato 21 years ago BABY BLUDGEONER CAUGHT
It is never too late:
www.schizophrenia.org
You really do have a crush
on me don't you darling?

You should really not be so
bitter about things.
Go meet another nice zombie like
yourself, and keep taking your
medication.
Anonymous 21 years ago BABY BLUDGEONER CAUGHT
Sorry to hear about Cheato and that other guy. Maybe that's why they are so full of hate.
Anonymous 21 years ago SCHIZO VIRUS STRIKES OZ!
You can cry if you want to. It's your party.
Anonymous 21 years ago AFL TO START WEARING SALAD CAPS
I only wear my bag of fruit for job interviews....
Anonymous 21 years ago Panzer elbow summit transport delay
This has to be the best article on Xenox News I've ever read.

Chato means a Japanese teapot. Sometimes worn on the head.

Chato is also Spanish for "flat" or "snub nosed".... Your mumma probably thought of it after she dropped you on your face.
Anonymous 21 years ago SHIP TURNS INTO CAR
Thanks for sharing your favourite website.
Anonymous 21 years ago SCHIZO STRIKES OZZIE'S VIRULENTLY
Sorry to disappoint you boys but I made all this up. You know you take this web site far too seriously. When you grow up hopefully you will be able to tell the difference between what's real and what is not. I'm not Gay so don't try to chat me up and I'm not trying to break you two up either. You make such a lovely couple. And I've said before I don't like John Howard (not that I know him). I hope you stop felching each other long enough to take the time to read this and consider what I've said.
That was more ideological drivel
from a PANZER right-wing think-tank.

Panzer is an abbreviation of
"Panzerkampfwagen", a German
compound noun which translates
as "Armoured Combat Vehicle".

The German "Panzer" is derived
from Old French pancier, meaning
"armor for the belly".
Hello sweety, I'll try to play
"MISTY" for you.
And by the way, I'm not Chato
the Apache indian. He is dead.
You probably think you are
an indian chief named Geronimo
or some such, but sweety,
that cannot be true.
You are such a darling.
Please say hello to John, your daddy.
Chato 21 years ago SCHIZO VIRUS STRIKES OZ!
Do you want me to play "MISTY"
for you sweetheart?
pripyat 21 years ago SCHIZO STRIKES OZZIE'S VIRULENTLY
Can't fault him on that. Pity he can't get to bits of shit like Howard and Bush, 'o' and you, Fruitcake lickass cunt.
Anonymous 21 years ago SCHIZO VIRUS STRIKES OZ!
That's the spirit. Now you're getting it.
"Last night's meeting was very fruitful"
We know what that means!
I think grown men fondling each
other's scrotums after a manly
game should not be brought into
this issue.
Chato 21 years ago AFL TO START WEARING SALAD CAPS
But fruit does suit you,
old fruit that you are.
Chato 21 years ago AFL TO START WEARING SALAD CAPS
Fruit means U R G-A-Y

(but maybe it doesn't)
TEX LUMBAGO 21 years ago AFL TO START WEARING SALAD CAPS
some readers maybe brain dead but we appreciate them all.

Ed.
Anonymous 21 years ago AFL TO START WEARING SALAD CAPS
Thanks for pointing that out, brain dead readers like pripyat will appreciate it.
Anonymous 21 years ago AFL TO START WEARING SALAD CAPS
That's right it looks like Banana Gusmao.
Anonymous 21 years ago AFL TO START WEARING SALAD CAPS
Isn't that guy in charge of East Timor?
Anonymous 21 years ago AFL TO CEASE SALARY CAP CONCESSIONS
Oh those whining Victorians! Guess what? Take away the salary cap allowances and you still won't win the flag again!

Percy
Brisbane
Anonymous 21 years ago BOMB ANOMALY TRAIN SURVIVED!
What would you like me to be on about? What is your native tongue? Perhaps I can translate for you?
pripyat 21 years ago Peaceful Melbourne
Lame, lame, lame, fruitcake. cunt.
pripyat 21 years ago BOMB ANOMALY TRAIN SURVIVED!
What the fuck are you on about? You must be headfucked, Suckhole.
Anonymous 21 years ago CARR JUMPS SHIP
Watch your back beazley.
Chato 21 years ago BOMB ANOMALY TRAIN SURVIVED!
Yes please, 2 sugars.
Anonymous 21 years ago BOMB ANOMALY TRAIN SURVIVED!
Coffee enema?
Chato 21 years ago BOMB ANOMALY TRAIN SURVIVED!
No more enemas! We will all go blind!
Chato 21 years ago KEEPING FAITH SAFE
Xenoxnews may be a whore,
but it can still give you
a very nasty suck!
TEX LUMBAGO 21 years ago KEEPING FAITH SAFE
Well you are welcome to add your point of view Geronimo. We have a non-discriminatory editorial policy; we'll take anything! Tex Lumbago
Anonymous 21 years ago KEEPING FAITH SAFE
I think we should rename this website "ihategeorgebushandjohnhoward.com" cause that's all there is here.
That's hilarious! I love political satire! Viva Xenox News!
Better to shoot all the pregnant
women than to risk having one
sneaky bitch sneak through with
a bomb hidden in her womb!

These pregnant women hate our
freedoms and are just waiting for
a chance to explode among a crowd
of god-fearing decent folk who
support Johnny and worship the
holy rubber chicken on a stick.
Oh what nonsense! Are you saying we should cede the streets to the Terrorists? Thats crazy.
These fanatics hate our way of life and no feel good rubbish is going to change that.
I feel sorry for the Police who have to take these terrible decisions; remember they are doing it to protect us and our way of life.

Patriot
What's a terrorist?
I thought we were fighting rabid
exploding TOURISTS!
Bastards sneaking around, pretending
to spend their money and then -
EXPLODING in the middle of a crowd
of Howard-fearing, rubber-chicken
worshipping decent folk!
Chato 21 years ago Peaceful Melbourne
You may find some help at
www.schizophrenia.org
Chato 21 years ago KEEPING FAITH SAFE
You may find some help at
www.schizophrenia.org
Anonymous 21 years ago KEEPING FAITH SAFE
and here's the old idol: Click me
Anonymous 21 years ago KEEPING FAITH SAFE
Here is the new idol:
Click me
Anonymous 21 years ago Peaceful Melbourne
Or piss in my pocket.....
Chato 21 years ago Peaceful Melbourne
You must never eat the yellow snow,
or dance in the yellow rain.
Alien motherfucker!
Chato 21 years ago NO MORE HATE CRIMES!
Windbag!
Anonymous 21 years ago NO MORE HATE CRIMES!
Lying to the people is a centuries old tradition. All governments have engaged in it. It's a crime against yourself to blame others for your situation. You're the architect of your life. If you don't like it then change it. You have the freedom to do that. If you choose to whine and blame others for your lot in life then that's your choice. You don't have to do that. Nobody owes you anything. You can do it Chato! You have the power! Just use it instead bitching all the time.... kid's today... sheesh... Just remember you have absolutely no right to tell other how they should live. That's their choice. Oh shit I just got caught in a catch 22 of my own devising.. .You're fine just they way you are Chato. I love you, you whinging, complaining, self sabotaging, victim of your mind..... peace. I shall not harangue you again. "Don't go changing....."
Chato 21 years ago MORE LEFTIE CLAPTRAP ON AIR!
Yes!
It IS pernicious leftie propaganda
that threatens to undermine the
hard work of the right-wing think
tanks that gave us a kindergarten
view of life and society.
I ain't bitter. I am now enlightened as to why you post such crap here.
Anonymous 21 years ago MORE LEFTIE CLAPTRAP ON AIR!
go to www.narconews.com to find out more.
Chato 21 years ago HOWARD'S DEBT-FREE OZ.
How appropriate! A little cunt
blows a bubble and a little prick
bursts it.

 

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