AFL TO START WEARING SALAD CAPS

Overturning a ban that has lasted sixty years since the days of Carmen Miranda, AFL executives will once again start wearing salad caps. Once considered "unmanly" salad caps will become the fashion statement of the 21st Century and something that a real man will want to wear. AFL executives will form the vanguard of this new expression of masculinity. Shown here is the Fruit Salad cap by Italian designer Gino Di Tutti Frutti.