I ARRIVED ABOARD A COSMIC CHARIOT...

Herby 15 April 2004 1 minute read

Your world is a peach about to be plucked.
Thine juices will it secrete.
Of human blood rank and meek. With my 3rd eye and my Arcturan IQ I can view your whole world at once. All thought just sand trickling down my hourglass.

Your wifes will tickle my balls while I conquer your fields.
Your power will be sucked dry.

I will piddle acid into the oceans. And fart toxic fumes into the atomsphere.
You will swear to me eternal fealty; on pain of death.

I atop my cosmic chariot promise you thus.

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Anonymous · 22 years ago
Hey Herbie, welcome aboard.

Love your attitude and confidence. Sad to say, however, that there are a few of us that have had similar ambitions and expectations, though down here it ain't all that easy. Be lucky if you get half a stale jam doughnut with that approach (if your lucky!)

Keep on it though; good luck!

ET
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Chato · 21 years ago
Alien motherfucker!
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