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too bad they didnt get Senator Bob Hill while he was overthere...
He could have asked them where they hid all those WMDs we invaded for!

Yep, Duhstralia has chased a bunny up its own arsehole. The good news is that the Tory Rodent party is guaranteed to implode eventually... Lets hope there's some fragment of Australia left when the cuints are through with it!

Dear Tanya

I regret to inform you:
It IS too late!

It has been too late for
some years now.

We have entered the catastrophe,
and we must ride this storm
until it has done with us.

You can thank the various Aussie
dullards that exist on the Left
and the Right of politics, and
also the wonderful supine Media
clowns, for letting us all down.

I am sorry - for all of us!
We have been too stupid.

fuck australia and all the arseholes that sail on her.

Ahmed,
Baghdad

I WAS AT HOSPITAL. in bed.
i called for the nurse.
desperately, for my bowels were about to empty.

but alas, she did not hear the call...

i was swimmin' in it!

Hey, his imperial Asshole King George reckons it's legit to make the first move! So if the mullahs feel threatened by Bushnik squeals and grunts, they have every right to launch a premptive strike on Amerika.

Not that the Bushniks have any real interest in democracy - at home or abroad - but its obvious neither do Arab societies. It's all about power struggles and greed. Now that's something the fucken Bushniks and the Saudi dictators share in common, big time!

Don't you meet "twat on the desert sands"?

Praise be to God that Aussie
democracy is kept safely under
lock and key by our plucky
little arse-seeking P.M.
Judas Weaklingston Hitler

The putrid Islamics hate us
because our freedoms have been
protected from public misuse
by our wise leaders.

We must remember -
Howardland Security says:
FREEDOM IS TOO VALUABLE TO BE
USED WILLY-NILLY BY THE PUBLIC.

I can sleep easy knowing that
freedom will not break loose
any time soon, and we will be
safe as long as it stays in
a secure hidden place.

Thank God we are protected
from the rabid lusts of the
war-worshipping Iranian demons
by the ANZAC
(Aussies Near Zero Actual Comprehension)
AXIS OF WEASEL forces.

ANZAC forces are ably led by our
plucky little arse-seeking
P.M., Judas Weasel Hellspit.
He has my confidence because he
led ANZAC forces to victory against
the turks early last century.

Having lived in fear of Iranian
madman attacks all of my life,
I can at last sleep secure in
the knowledge that pure Aussie
virgins will not be soiled by
coarse heathen bestial lusts
squirting unmentionable sticky
substances.

I am a Liberal Party voter,
and reality has never interfered
with my life.

What an outrage: sex with a donkey!
I think it is much more humane to have it with a gerbil, preferably squeezed tight up my ass.

Carson,
C/o QueerEye Guys

Yeh c'mon ya Mad Mullahs!
I's a double-dare ya!

President W Bush

The Americans are applying "political pressure" on the so-called government of Iraq to deny Australian imports and purchase US wheat. So much for your precious alliance Mr Howard!

Springtime for Howard? Winter for Australia!

The Rodent believes in the sanctity of ANZAC Day so much that he got the Turks to churn up the bones of the war dead to build a road so his loyal drunken supporters could get to the Gallipli shores for a drunken knees-up! And if there's a big fucken mess left behind, well hell, that's just the good old larrikan Aussie spirit, right? Tell that to the war widows and orphans you fucken opportunistic old geek!

The PM is getting fucken desperate! In a pathetic attempt to glean support from the pisspots and yahoos that turned the sacred shore of Gallipoli into a garbage dump, the old wanker actually compared the ANZAC ceremony with New Year's Eve revels at the Sydney Harbor bridge! Um, yeah, like one event commemorates our war dead and the other is a wild piss-up! Which is which?! Is the old cunt losing his rat-like grip?!

Here is a site where the
magnificence of our gormless
leader is commemorated in
noble art:

http://mauriegee0.tripod.com/art.htm

Our PM is rock solid on all of his commitments; especially to freedom and democracy and our brave Aussie soldiers! Shame on you, on the most sacred Aussie day to attack our elected leader.
You whining Labor losers will never change that.

Digger
Cranbourne

There were many dry eyes today.
Judas W. Hellspawn the plucky
little arse-seeking P.M.
reminds us that his example
of the ANZAC spirit
(Aussies Near Zero
Actual Comprehension),
means that there is no excuse
for anybody not winning in
the race of life.

The P.M. gurgled this wonderful
sentiment, as a large wet patch
spread on his pants -
"If I can win a World-War,
those losers in any competition
they enter must have their legs
broken to help them to do
better next time!"

But he loves our brave Aussie diggers!
Good on ya Mr Magoo.

Pithy. or should I say pissant! Dont like it, then off yourself!

Truly, life can be a fucking
miserable business!
What decent being can have any
time for a creepy God that can
allow his son to be nailed to
a stick, so that maniacs can
parade around with images of
this poor dead bastard nailed
to a stick.
"You killed God's son!"
they rave at you.
"So you must do as we say!"

A loony old guy called the
bloody Pope waves a black old
stick, with a black old image
of a dead guy hanging off it.
The most grotesque thing since
Rod Quantock waved a rubber chook
on a stick, leading his followers
on mad adventures.

Ah yes, Cthulu, the great Old One!
How wise he was to leave his child
to torment Aussies and drive them
even madder.
His gibbering, slobbering insane
spawn - P.M. Judas W. Hellspawn!
The exquisite evil of his noble
plan - drive them mad, and then
destroy them!

And now the truth is coming out:
http://www.theage.com.au/news/World/Germans-relive-Soviet-mass-rapes/2005/04/20/1113854258079.html

Concerned,
Konigsberg

Religion is a mental illness.

Hey dont blame me for the fucken mess Australia is in: i voted for YOU oh great priapic Cthulhu Lord of the Flies! Unfortunately the nation's craven, arse-sniffing morons voted for that fucken dickless little Lord of the Lies instead: John Weasel Howard

Don't blame Howard and Co. Blame the dickheads that vote for 'em.
The great unwashed dimwits of Oztralia!


Ye Old Bill

Sure, the Rodent can be trusted... to lie through his false teeth and screw the working poor of this pathetic, bum-sniffing, suckhole of a country!

Typical pea-brained, flag-waving, arse-kissing bullshit! Pushing the furphy that opposing that smirking fraud George W Fuckyou equates with supporting the Butcher of Baghdad! Well I can spot a mass-murderer a mile away, and only one of them is currently sitting in a fucken jail! The other one is sitting in the fucken White House!

Listen you loony lefties, the proof is in the pudding. Just open your eyes for once; freedom is on the march in the Middle East and you are still whinging! Your lot would have Saddam released and put back in charge of Iraq! You would still be allowing the Syrians to dominate Lebanon even after they assassinate politicians!
How about swallowing some pride and start having something constructive to say about the fight of freedom vs tyranny and terror.

Patriot

The retarded geese who
give their love to P.M.
Judas W. Hellspawn will
break down sobbing when
they think about the
terrible strain his latest
despicable act of betrayal
has put him under.

Silly old blue-rinse harpies
will fumble in their purses
and handbags - looking for
some spare change to send
to the poor suffering little
P.M. who tries so hard and
is SO misunderstood.
Boo Hoo!

I tell you - WE ARE FUCKED!

So which sanctimonious old paedophile priest gets the guernsey the corpse once wore? That's some fucken hat though, aint it?

There goes Medicare! What the fcuk was that then, another of the Mendacious Midget's "non-core" promises? Maybe he CAN pin it on that worm Costello? (Yeah, right, a fucken maggot dumping on a worm!) Or is one Johnny's many "advisors" to blame? You fucken morons voted for this pack of two-faced tory tyros! Eat shit and die!

Aussies are prepared to face
any hardship, and make any
sacrifice in support of our
plucky little arse-seeking
leader. Most of the insectoid
dullards who voted for him
regret they only have one
life to have ruined by the
little crypto-fascist creep.

I am sure most farmers are
quite ready to die for the
awful, droning little Judas.

May he rest, hung-up by his
tiny shrivelled nuts, and
his admirers rot in Hell.

Give it to them Agitprop!
But I don't think it will
get through to many Aussie
dullards. They have been
drinking yellow water from
Howard and thinking it's
lemonade. Australia is an
express train looking for
a cliff to plunge over!
Bloody Lemming Land!

Bush is an unashamed fucken liar ad infinitum! His policy is: deceive and conquer!

Yeah it deserves saying twice you fucken pinheads with an attention span of a fucken chicken!

John "Ratbag" Howard PM, the Six Billion Dollar Budget Surplus Man! Or will it be a "surprising" TEN BILLION dollar surplus?! One thing's for fucken sure: the money didn't just pop out of thin air, it was ripped out of essential services like Medicare, the public health and education systems, and taxes above and beyond anything this pathetic, suckhole of a country has ever seen before! Howard's is the biggest taxing govt in our history! You fucken morons! You're copping it up the arse and still think its christmas!

John "Ratbag" Howard PM, the Six Billion Dollar Budget Surplus Man! Or will it be a "surprising" TEN BILLION dollar surplus?! One thing's for fucken sure: the money didn't just pop out of thin air, it was ripped out of essential services like Medicare, the public health and education systems, and taxes above and beyond anything this pathetic, suckhole of a country has ever een before! You fucken morons! You're copping the arse and still think its christmas!

he is a bionic prick!

hey i just watched the funeral. it was great!
especially that bit when the polish prick leapt out of the casket and shouted he was alive!
seems that the buddhists were right all along...

Happy viewer

ps Can we have subtitling next time. all that latin drove me crazy!

My God! I just had a flash!
Freedom, capitalism, how could
I have been so blind? Now I
can see why the Islamics and
commies envy our:-
Capitalism:
(Offering little girls some
lollies in exchange for
special favours.)
Freedom:
(To massage my crotch while
waiting outside the school
with my bag of lollies.)

No wonder our plucky little
arse-seeking P.M. is such a
defender of our noble western
liberties!

Spot on Patriot. There is no oil shortage, it is just the Mad Mullahs of Tehran manipulating oil prices along with that commie nut Chavez. There is undoubtedly a link between the terrorists in the Perisan Gulf area and Chavez and Castro. All of them are linked by their insane hatred of freedom and democracy.

Raspberry Cordial

It has been the long stated goal of the Bush League to crush all possible opposition to US "interests". Yup, just like in the movies these crackpots really do want to "take over the world". Deluded, arrogant hangers-on like the Brit poodle Blair and our very own Evil Dwarf imagine that by parroting the bully's mantra they will get a seat at the grown-ups table. There is nothing benign about this. They are dead wrong. This isn';t about battling "terrorism" or spreading democracy (Like spreading manure in a fallow field?!) This IS about global domination by a minority of greedy religious fanatics (No, not the al Q'aeda type - they don't have enough clout). The Bushies are the greatest threat to democratic ideals the world has ever faced.

With George W Bush in the White House the hypocrisy you speak of so poignantly has never been so overtly and horribly demonstrated.

Unfortunately, there are no "freedom loving people" in the Bush administration.

Bump this up! Remember XenoxNews was first with this poll weeks before Pope JP2 carked it!

Agitprop, I think you are being
unfair by equating morons with
the voting public.
I have met some morons, and I
found them much brighter than the
voting public.

I will defend anyone's
right to have a whinge or
to feel sorry for themselves -
especially for myself!

But Myles, my friend, we have
been through all this sort of
thing and I must draw your
attention to the example of our
plucky little arse-seeking P.M.
who does not complain when he
is used as a sort of arsewipe
by his axis-of-evil mates.
He even allows his public-toilet
creeping talk show host mate
"The Parrot" to savage him on
some occasions!

Patriot, that must be the biggest
tongue-in-cheek I've read for some
time!
Petrol will not be the major worry
of the dullards when the true state
of the world forces itself into their
mental voids.
There is hardly any area of life that
is not set to tip into disaster.
When it all starts to collapse,
all the dronings of the feeble-
brained world leaders and the corrupt
media fuckwits will count for nothing.