SCHIZO VIRUS STRIKES OZ!

AXIS OF TERROR attacks OZ with
a pathogen that turns brains
into rotted salad.
Partisan fighters stage a brave
counter attack from the jungle. In the latest TERROR attack upon
the confused OZ public, the dirty
quisling HOWARDLAND government
as a partner in the AXIS OF TERROR,
has attempted to spread a pandemic
virus that destroys the brain of
the victims by fostering a desire
to follow spectator sport while
wearing infected salad on their
heads.
Those who are already infected seek
to spread the infection, but they
can be recognized by their silly
schizophrenic ramblings and their
attempts to interest others in
wearing salad as a fashion statement.

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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 21 years ago
    That's the spirit. Now you're getting it.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 21 years ago
    Do you want me to play "MISTY"
    for you sweetheart?
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 21 years ago
    You can cry if you want to. It's your party.
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