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My antique browser gave up
on the later version of
Flash movie on the Telesurtv site.
What am I missing?

Please don't be bitter, sweetheart.
It is not nice.

Oh I get it now Chato. You're still in high school aren't you? Year 7 is it? You should be doing your homework insteading of wasting time here.

don't worry.
i've had a wrongful life...
didnt do what they told
now its bang-bang no growin' old...

Yippee Yip Yi Yay!!!

Not only has Maggot Howard
turned to the oldest, darkest
religion - he is a harlot in
the world's oldest profession.

Let's get this right:
He is a cunt of a cunt's cunt!
OK?

There are no guarantees in life son. I suggest that if a man with a gun asks you to do something then you should probably do it if you don't want to die. At least you won't be deported as an illegal immigrant.

Warms Regards,

J. Howard

So your answer in dealing with Howard and changing the goverment is to turn to religion? Which one?

Evil begets evil, and from little acorns do great oaks grow.

Somewhere out there a little prick awaits to burst our economic bubble!

Please Mr Howard, if I carry my ID card and fridge magnet at all times, we I be safe from both the terrorists AND the police?

To explain how a geriatric neocon
stooge keeps going is easy.
He has called demonic forces
from the very depths of Hell,
and is now an empty, soulless shell.

Is it somehow a crime to be 70 years old? Are these headlines using the phrase in a derogatory sense? Is being 70 synonomous with suffering from dementia? One could say "Senile PM" or "Demented PM" but why "70 Year old"? This is an innocent phrase and when it is used as a descriptive prefix it should induce in the reader a feeling of respect towards an elder who has simply survived 70 winters! The fact the he is 70 and is still so hale and hearty and actively employed in a very demanding job should be a singlular point of inspiration for us all. What is his secret I wonder? How does he endure the endless onslaught of criticism and complaints? Does he drink some magical elixir of youth containing the distillated oil extracted from exuberantly nubile virgins that have been boiled alive? Or does he simply eat a diet rich in sardines? I know not but if he has an autobiography perhaps we all should read it and learn. Why can't we all just get along?

IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO TOURISTS:

Although we will miss the father
of the Howardland, we will just
have to muddle through without
his steady hand on the tiller.

I have red your mesage,
and i will not do it
agayn.
I have bean norty.

please no critisicim over speling!

Ed

Nobody is perfect, but
your spelling should have
been
YOUR WISDOM
not
YOU'RE WISDOM.

I hope this helped.
Thank you for your interest.

Ah you're wisdom shines like light from a black hole. Thank you wise one for sharing your nonsense with us. May you grow up one day.

I think I forgot to mention
that Howard is a very ugly
little motherfucker.
He really should stop sucking
wealthy arse. It wouldn't hurt!
God he is awful!

So what should we do o mighty stater of the obvious and preacher to the converted? Hmm? What is the answer? Leave the country? Keep posting articles in irrelevant websites and hope that the nation will read them? Then what? Please give us a path out of this madness. It is too easy just too complain all the time about how poorly others are doing their jobs. Show us your grand plan for saving us all. Lead us to the holy land where Chato's wisdom shines on us all.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of aldeberrys.

Lil Johnny won't let his battlers on Struggle St down! He has created the economy that is the envy of the free world.
Your just jealous.

Hyacinth,
The Lodge

What did you know?

Some men were born to live at ease doing what they please richer than the bees are in honey. Never growing old Never feeling cold Pulling pots of gold from thin air. The best in every town best at shaking down best at making mountains of money they can't take it with them but what do they care? They get the centre of the meat Cushions on their seat houses on the street where it's sunny but who is the land for? the sun and the sand for? You guessed! It's all for the best!

It is annoying when some people use very short lines in their articles and comments. Why do they do that I wonder?

swoosh

sometimes ive looked into the pan after a good dump and wanted to pick up that brown stuff and start squeezing...dont worry. I never do.

Adolf loves Eva

Fuck this!

I won't be buying any
shares in this bloody
product if this is all
the interest it gets!

No need for Aussies to
feel ashamed of the
Dirty Digger as he is
no longer an Oz citizen.

But the Rotten Rodent
is still technically
a citizen of Oz, and
it is appropriate for
Aussies to feel ashamed
of him.

If Murdoch is a model,
then what evil thing
is he a model of?

When a man feels ashamed, he generally begins to get angry, and is inclined to become cynical.

-- Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Murdoch is a model for us all. What's the matter don't you like rich people?

It has been made amply
clear that the ruling
regime in Oz has not
enhanced the safety
of the public, but
have placed the public
in grave danger.

Yet by some strange
alchemy the facts get
reversed, so that
the mob of zombies
who have fallen in love
with Rodent continue to
insist that he is
protecting our precious
"Australian values".

Is preserving the option
of fanatical devotion
to neo-fascist ideology
so important that some
would give up their
freedom and maybe their
health or lives for it?

Xenox News - evading the middle ground.

Its true our anti terrorist attack strategies are almost non-existent. The government are not serious about this and will probably wait until something happens before committing funds to it. This is unfortunate because Australia's on-going assistance in the invasion of Iraq has certainly increased the threat on our country a thousand fold.

Not long ago we were a relatively unknown friendly country. Now we are known to all radical terrorists as an invading force, one of the strongest members of the coalition of the willing, John Howard our Prime Minister the best friend of George Bush and Donald Rumsfield.

Under John Howard our country has shifted from once being an unknown friendly isle to becoming a major terrorist target.

John Howard has destroyed the security and stability of life for all Australian families.

and why? What is the justification?

Because Osama Bin Laden from Saudi Arabia bombed the twin towers in the USA.

How this translates into Australia participating in the invasion of Iraq is a mystery that will never be understood or justified.

We do need security now of the highest level as we are a major target seen as haters of Islam. Australia is somehow now an ally of the Israelis against the Palestinian state.

What gets me is that there is no benefit at all for Australia in any of this. Only the introduction of a continuous terrorist threat that we never had before.

Meanwhile on Corby:
The Australian Financial Review did report that four Indonesian public servants gave evidence in Corby’s trial testifying that she tried to prevent them from inspecting the bag and then later admitted the drugs were hers...”

Cowering Aussie

Murdoch makes Hearst seem an amateur. An misinformed electorate cannot make democratic choices.

Rightly so, rightly so!

Clearly, we must dismantle the democratic bits of our democracy in order to protect ourselves from "terroristS" who want to destroy our democratic "way of life".

The simple answers are
always the best.
(e.g. Pi = 3
as does "e")
John W. Horrid
P.M.
(Performing Monkey)
and maths genius
of Oz

Personally,
I think the answer is -
drugs.
Or maybe 44.

Heck! (fuck!)
Was that democracy?

They reckon that fooling
the majority of dullards
on one single day every
three years is democracy?

If that was democracy
who is going to miss it
now that it's gone?

Boy! I been Havingk (sic) fun!

What a great interview!
Philosophy at her best!

Bloody Japs - Dark, dank Ponds,
fer Chrissakes.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold the monkey for you.”

I guess that fucken decade is well and truly over then, right?!

You can get a fucken job??? Where, mate. where the fuck can you get a job unless youre prepared to bend over and pucker-up for the Rodent's shriveled old knob as he sign your next "individual workplace agreement"!!!

Its BECAUSE we love Australia that we object to the lies, spin and bullshit that is preached as patriotic fucken gospel by the likes of such mean and tricky fucken old suckholes as the Rodent PM and his mindless mob of tory zombies chanting "kill the poor, kill the poor, kill the poor... and the refugees!" Fuck you and your friends in Amerikkka, you Ku Klux Klown!

Heck. You sure can cuss for a redskin.

Chato needs to be deported or become a politician....

It's not whether we are better than zimbabwe or stinkostan or wherever, it's just how much more patriotic bullshit there is in Australia now-a-days. We aren't the worst country but in no way are we the 'best' country - buts thats what you hear!
Fucking aussie this and aussie that...fucking sick of it.

they must be pussies if they drink tea anyway. Send 'em to the land of the cappucino machine; that'll fix 'em!

This is a fine nation. You guys have never lived anywhere else have you? Go and live in Zimbabwe or Tanzania... you're living in paradise and all you can do is bitch about it and spit on the people who are trying to preserve it.... you guys make me sick...