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I can't help it, but I just
keep on thinking of all those
soft young Aryan virgins being
raped by filthy, swarthy foreign
scum with huge pulsating organs
of generation! I can see it now -
their flimsy garments being torn
away from their trembling naked
flesh by dark heathen devils.
Oh God! Oh God!
misha 21 years ago LEVIATHAN FLEXES ITS VILENESS
Coming soon? The Howard dictatorship accuses Xenox News contributors of being "terrorist" (whatever the hell THAT is) sympathisers. Be afraid, people, Democracy is being buried in "anti-terrorist" bullshit!
Anonymous 21 years ago Ignorance is Bush
I wonder how many Americans can find New Orleans on a map? Maybe they could then direct Dumbya's attention appropriately, hmm?
Chato 21 years ago THE RELIABLE FACE
Let me reassure the public about
the fact that I did it, that is,
unless I didn't do it. If there is
a problem with that, then somebody
else did it, unless it seems that
the public likes it. Then I did it!
(Unless I didn't.)

Judas Homunculus
ziggy 21 years ago THE RELIABLE FACE
Now we see the Prime Minister has also lied and deceived Australians - including anxious shareholders, gasp! - about the true state of Telstra. And his glib comment that Telstra chiefs should "talk up" the value of the company, exposes his corrupt, conniving nature, once and for all.
misha 21 years ago I HAVE ONE SIMPLE DEMAND
The ground bones of our children, fine as dust, as the future recedes?
misha 21 years ago MAKING AN OZ LEADER
Clearly posted under the wrong category. This is not Science, this is Poetry!
Chato 21 years ago Soggy Sao
Now you know! This has been the way
male Liberal Party leaders get selected
(the woman's method is too sick to mention).
Chato 21 years ago MAKING AN OZ LEADER
Horseshit appears in some formulas.
Anonymous 21 years ago THE FACE
now i can see it...
Chato 21 years ago THE FACE
Or go to the front page first.
http://mauriegee0.tripod.com/art.htm
Chato 21 years ago THE FACE
Chato 21 years ago THE FACE
The bastards at Tripod blocked my pic!
Anonymous 21 years ago PRINCESS JULIA STRIKES!
Are you saying that the Australian Government is run along the lines of a Star Wars episode?
Thats preposterous!

Jack Thompson
Chato 21 years ago LEVIATHAN FLEXES ITS VILENESS
These are very trying times for those of us
with delicate sensibilities.
Bush's budget cuts to the Southeast Louisiana Urban Flood Control Project are directly responsible for the scale of the hurricane's impact. For years, local critics have been warning about the possible consequences. The resulting catastrophe speaks for itself. But as one victim of Bush's policy succinctly put it in New Orleans this week, it's "just like Iraq but without the bombing". Absolutely!
Anonymous 21 years ago LEVIATHAN FLEXES ITS VILENESS
I sit here in my normal Sunday evening revelery...
at my hand amber liquid lingers cooly in a glass.

I consider our leaders like the lillys; sprayed outwards from dank stinking ponds. Overarching all is the hot sun burning their dimwit minds bright green.

On my table a key, a card, some foil. I open up my packet of McCains Corn Flour and gentleman, as they say, the rest is history!

On this ancient AZTEC dreammachine my mind doth race! Me pecker throbs like a piston in my hand and the missus sets off for the bedroom.

Now I stare up at the ceiling counting the days till the end. Pull the sheets up to cover my head but that dark end won't go away.
Fairness MUST be applied to these bludgers
from New Orleans. They could have been rich,
but no, they decided to be poor instead!

In this democratic, free world they MUST be forced
to face up to their MUTUAL OBLIGATION to the rich.
Jesus would have insisted upon no less.

Poor suffering Jesus and his suffering mother Mary.
When I think about how much John Howard has suffered
from watching these ungrateful scum struggling to
save their impoverished, worthless lives...
Fuck the poor! There is no place for them in a fair world!
i say send 'em to New York World Trade Centre site: they could build a couple of big ol tower blocks for them colored folks to live in.
As the plucky little arse-seeking
Oz PM has said on so many occasions,
"All the problems of the world
are caused by the failure of the
poor to admire the rich!
If they only stopped their envy
everything would be fixed by
the tooth-fairy."
What an outrage! You lefty, terrorist-loving losers have stooped to a new low, using the dead in New Orleans to push your vile anti-Americanism.

How on earth can you blame President Bush for the natural disaster that hit the Gulf States? You try and blame him and other strong leaders like PMs Howard and Blair for all the world ills but take a real look and you will see that 9 times out of 10 it is your decadent anti-business ways that have caused the problem.

Of course President Bush is doing every thing he can possibly do to help the stranded folks. And you can be sure that in the weeks to come you and the rest of the world will see that shining light of freedom and hope that is the United States, blazing in full glory as it rallies round and saves its people in trouble.

God Bless,

Patriot

Anonymous 21 years ago I HAVE ONE SIMPLE DEMAND
Not icing sugar; highly addictive corn flour.

Medicine of the Gods!

Professor Timbo
Chato 21 years ago I HAVE ONE SIMPLE DEMAND
That was icing-sugar, You idiot!
As the plucky little arse-seeking
Oz PM has said on so many occasions,
"All the problems of the world
are caused by the failure of the
poor to admire the rich!
If they only stopped their envy
everything would be fixed by
the tooth-fairy."

Chato 21 years ago QUO VADIS
Levi knows; Levi-at-han.
If only the U.S. invasion of Iraq wasn't such a strain on the budget, not to mention all those extremely generous tax cuts Bush gave - and continues to give! - to the stinking rich upper echelon of U.S. "society", hmm?
Anonymous 21 years ago MORE EVIDENCE OF JOY
Its political correctness gone mad! A man can't pinch a nice young lady on the arse as a compliment anymore.

Thank you 70 year old prick PM Howard; this the type of Australia you have made!
Anonymous 21 years ago QUO VADIS
Thomas Hobbes? Who's he?
A gospeller?
Chato 21 years ago Impeach Bush
William Norman Ewer had the nickname
"Trilby", and was a notorious spy
(so it is said).
Chato 21 years ago AUSTRALIA - WAR ZONE
Just wondering - when the plucky
little OZ suckhole shoved his head
up Dubya's arse, did he use a
condom?
Anonymous 21 years ago Leviathan Odour

Literally, "coiled". In the Bible, and especially the Old Testament, the Leviathan is some sort of chaos animal in the shape of a crocodile or a serpent. In other bible texts it is taken to mean a whale or dolphin, because the animal is there described as living in the sea. Later the Leviathan became a symbol of evil, an anti-divine power (some sort of devil) which will be destroyed on Judgement Day.

The Leviathan appears in more than one religion. In Canaanite mythology and literature, it is a monster called Lotan, 'the fleeing serpent, the coiling serpent, the powerful with the seven heads'. It was eventually killed by Baal. The Leviathan is also the Ugaritic god of evil.

Source: http://www.pantheon.org/articles/l/leviathan.html
Anonymous 21 years ago Impeach Bush
So what are you complaining about Bill?
Chato 21 years ago Impeach Bush
To take back some of their lost
freedom, people must decide to
turn off the TV and oppose the
extremist regimes of Bush,
Blair and Howard.
I do understand that the greed
and stupidity of the masses
makes this almost impossible.
Anonymous 21 years ago Leviathan Odour
The cause of Sense, is the Externall Body, or Object, which presseth the organ proper to each Sense, either immediately, as in the Tast and Touch; or mediately, as in Seeing, Hearing, and Smelling: which pressure, by the mediation of Nerves, and other strings, and membranes of the body, continued inwards to the Brain, and Heart, causeth there a resistance, or counter-pressure, or endeavour of the heart, to deliver itself: which endeavour because Outward, seemeth to be some matter without. And this seeming, or fancy, is that which men call Sense; and consisteth, as to the Eye, in a Light, or Colour figured; To the Eare, in a Sound; To the Nostrill, in an Odour, To the Tongue and Palat, in a Savour, And to the rest of the body, in Heat, Cold, Hardnesse, Softnesse, and such other qualities, as we discern by Feeling. All which qualities called Sensible, are in the object that causeth them, but so many several motions of the matter, by which it presseth our organs diversly. Neither in us that are pressed, are they any thing else, but divers motions; (for motion, produceth nothing but motion.) But their apparence to us is Fancy, the same waking, that dreaming. And as pressing, rubbing, or striking the Eye, makes us fancy a light; and pressing the Eare, produceth a dinne; so do the bodies also we see, or hear, produce the same by their strong, though unobserved action. For if those Colours, and Sounds, were in the Bodies, or Objects that cause them, they could not bee severed from them, as by glasses, and in Ecchoes by reflection, wee see they are; where we know the thing we see, is in one place; the apparence, in another. And though at some certain distance, the reall, and very object seem invested with the fancy it begets in us; Yet still the object is one thing, the image or fancy is another. So that Sense in all cases, is nothing els but originall fancy, caused (as I have said) by the pressure, that is, by the motion, of externall things upon our Eyes, Eares, and other organs thereunto ordained.
That's because it's faggot food.

A man needs a good sausage.

Trucker
agitprop 21 years ago Amphibian Ectoplasm pt 1.
Sounds like a transcription of one of the Rodents fucken cabinet meetings!
Chato 21 years ago Amphibian Ectoplasm pt 1.
Quick! pt 2.
(this is a fucking cliffhanger!)
Close scrutiny proves that the U.S. Resident defrauded voters for his second term 'win" too. When you're that rich and powerful, who gives a hoot'n'anny, right? And the fraud continues, unabated, on just about every issue the Liar-in-Chief sinks his bloody paws into.
misha 21 years ago Leviathan Odour
"He was thoughtful and grave but the orders he gave
Were enough to bewilder a crew.
When he cried 'Steer to starboard, but keep her head
larboard!'
What on earth was the helmsman to do?"

Lewis Carroll - The Hunting of the Snark
PERVIS 21 years ago Leviathan Odour
Champion your identity unto thyself.
PERVIS 21 years ago Leviathan Odour
"Leviathan Odour" - The movie
misha 21 years ago DROOLING STUPID DESIGN
Oh there's a war on alright: the war between reason and idiocy!
misha 21 years ago Leviathan Odour
Are you really William Blake?
misha 21 years ago Pardon?
Excuse me?
The "Simpson and his donkey" myth is - like the whole bizarre ANZAC obsession - just more Oz fantasy. Simpson wasn't an Aussie, he was a Pom who jumped ship in Fremantle. His real name was John Simpson Kirkpatrick. As Les Carlyon tells it in his terrific book "Gallipoli", Simpson "was as Australian as North Sea cod and peas".
Anonymous 21 years ago Pardon?
I, myself, have no fear.
There is no rear end assailant I fear.

In my fight for freedom I'll take on all comers!
Too right! I believe little Johnny will
unveil a bronze of Simpson in the act,
next *ANZAC day.
BTW, I believe the name of the donkey
was "AUSSIE"
(*ANZAC = Aussies Near Zero Actual Comprehension)
monsveneris 21 years ago I WAS RIGHT ABOUT IRAN FROM THE START...
Irony is overwhelmed by horror and injustice: there was no terrorist bastion in Iraq prior to the U.S. occupation; and it is the U.S. occupation that has provided Iran and Iraq Islamic dogma to find common cause. History will see the Bush administration's actions for what they are: cynical opportunism gone awry.
Chato 21 years ago When is she too old to root?
When you look at her face and can't be sure
it isn't John Howard you are gazing at,
it is time to give her a miss.
misha 21 years ago US AWARD FOR OZ PM
Given that Americans are notorious for handing out "awards" to themselves for just about anything you can imagine, I think we can judge for ourselves just what the PM's little trophy is really worth... ZIP! Our PM a "public servant"???? More like a public health hazard!

 

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