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The latest revelations (and those annoying facts just keep on being exposed!) prove that Australia was secretly well aware of the systemic abuse of Iraqi captives by their US captors at Abu Ghraib and elsewhere. But, being slaves to our weasle PM's delusions of grandeur, we simply puckered up and gave the PM's insane mentor George W Shrubbery yet another enthusiastic blow-job.

It's a simple fact that Iraqis have more in common with Iranians than they do with the USA. It's a natural outcome of the US invasion that the two countries establish their common bond against a common foe.

The PM's a man!?

Yes, the Iranians have Ostrichlia
surrounded by nuke-armed warships
and their giant bombers fly over
every few minutes, and if it was
not for the efforts expended by
our brave boys at the Malabar front
and the Giant GST batteries aimed
threateningly in their direction,
the filthy ragheads would be defiling
our pure aryan virgins, ripping their
flimsy undergarments from their soft
desirable bodies, ravishing them with
enormous engorged foreign organs of
generation, pumping into tight, wet
little...

Stop knocking our PM!
He is a decent hard working Man who has represented our Cuntry the way it ought be represented.

A.Bolt

So do I!

Take it easy!
(I think you are hyperventilating)
I'm sure he got it.

I think the wrong guy got shot!

If s/he/it ever turns up, I'll drop you a line (She-it! get it, get it, do you get it?)

I have always hoped that the little
non-core maggot would be strangled
by his own intestines when they
could not stand the shame of it
all, anymore.

Don't worry about it: once the Iran/Iraq Shi'a islamic alliance picks up speed, those poor dumb fuck marines (i.e. mainly stiffed reservists and dipshit kitchen hands) will be chased into the fucken sea!

Aussies should be chanting "raindrops keep falling on our heads' like the pack of memory-deficient merinos they are! Pack em into one of those "live export' death ships to fucken Iraq!

i don't much care for the slippery fucken bastard either!

Historically, the USA has always backed its economic clout with its military dominance... and its always about the MONEY!

What would happen to the wine after
Jesus uses it to baste your pecker?

My god is cuddly and warm.
I can speak to it any time...it will always answer my prayers!

They put it on the cross and still they couldn't kill him.

Oh LordyLordyLordy Jesus baste my pecker in fine wine and give me ye olde women of old...Rachel and that whore Jezebel.

I stagger eyeless in Gaza looking for the Jewish prick now...

More and more, democracy has come
to mean MORONocracy. As the feeble
minded become the new force in the
nation.

I say it's a poem of the modern age;
rhyme and reason explode in a cacophony of oragsmic delight.

And then the mess, the consequences...
Perhaps a future reference to the problems in Iraq?

Obviously our anonymous poet was day dreaming a reality that is entirely true in our media saturated world of naked, lubricated, buxom, and svelte wenches...

Meanwhile my class is calling and now I must go.

Professor Magoo
Cumbridge Uni

Spot on Tom!

The next model comes with a six-speed
gear cluster for sporty dullards.

Are the JWs offering "Life of Brian" now?

BTW - I have no gripe with lilies of
the field and Brian made a good point
when he mentioned them (and the birds).
Although the point would be lost on the
raving neocon ratbags.

That was confusing! I don't use
IE (Internet Explorer).
But if I did, why would that make
me a bludger?

Like you they don't have jobs
IE Bludgers!!

No thanks. Stick it up your arse. I'll have a copy of Life Of Brian though.

Well consider the birds then....

Hysterical Hebeys refuse to give up their beach front villas to impoverished Palestinians!

All those Jewish Bums in Gaza need a good shave and then give them the bums rush right the fuck out of there!

Disgruntled Viewer

(Shit! The squidly one.)
Lord Cthulu, I am not worthy!
How could one dare to question your
prior claim to all Godly magnificence!
Please allow me to grovel in your slime.
(like a John Howard voter)

Foolish Man!
What doth man know? Nothing! He is to God what a worm is to him, except a worm knows better than to question his Lord and Master!

All Man's knowledge is a pile of shit hidden behind the back shed.

Lord Cthulu strike them blind and pierce their genitals with flaming arrows; deliver their bodies to the House of Lamentation where they will shrivel naked before your omnipotence!

You will worship any god or God at your
own peril. Any god/God worth its salt
would know the whole of creation, since
he/she/it did the Creation.

Personally I won't trust any god that
would populate a nice place like Earth
with the pack of fuckwits and monsters
I see swarming on it now.
But a god that does not know is innocent,
and cannot be blamed, but who needs it?

I will give a hint:
See if you can tell a real God from an
imaginary God.

Does this mean we can bomb Iraq again!!

Keep those munition stocks a bit longer folks!

Dear Xenoxnews readers,
Reports now suggest that Osama is on his way to Iraq to led the terrorists there personally. And there is only one way he can get there: through Iran.

What more evidence is needed of the Mad Mullahs complicity in International Islamic Terrorism?

God Bless,
Patriot

I DID consider the lilies, and I
found that most lilies are toxic -
just like most national leaders
and the suckholes who support them.

Pardon?

Care for a copy of Watch Tower?

Have they genetically engineered any dope plants yet? This is definitely a crop that the Iraqis could rebuild their country with. They could sell it to all those Yankee soldiers!

Phil "Pothead" Williams

Fuck them, fuck all those flowers...except for the Demon Flower...long may it bloom..it's fetid stink reminding you of the stickiness in your pants...Cthulu place their knackers in a vice...

The farmers won't be forbidden to save and replant seeds. They will be unable to save and replant Monsanto and other GM seeds because the crops that grow from these seeds don't produce new seed. You have to go and buy more seed to grow another crop. There are no patents on nature's seeds so if they have their own they can keep using them. The Monsanto seeds will probably perform better and give farmers a better, larger, more resilient crop (hopefully).... frankly I'm glad they won't produce seed as it's also a way of safeguarding against cross-pollination... which is already happening here in Australia by the way from some of the early test GM crops.... when controls weren't so stringent.

Consider the lillies....

Listen Pate, you jackass! the Rodent's menagerie is hiding a secret survey into exposure of Australian troops in Iraq to depleted uranium. D.U. weapons were used with bloody fucken gusto by U.S. and British forces in Al Muthanna during the 1991 and 2003 conflicts. There are now 450 of our precious Aussie diggers in the province, "providing security for Japanese military engineers", and "training" the nervous handful of poor, penniless desperados that have joined the Iraqi army but have not yet deserted. The Defence Dept knows about the report but also won't release it. Something to fucken hide?! As usual, the Rodent cuts and runs from the fucken truth!

Next Comment:
"Where's the bog! I'm dying mate!"

As little Johnny said. Freedom and
democracy are very precious.
They must not be allowed to fall
into the hands of the people.

I love freedom.
And business. They go hand in hand.

I thought I would give asparagus a try.

Isn't that a Cap'n Beefheart tune?

Depleted Uranium? Is that what you deluded left-wing nuts are resorting to??
I know you are anti-science but surely you should have stayed awake enough in your High School science class to realise what a crock-o-shit the 'Depleted Uranium' scare is...
Meanwhile Iraq moves onto freedom and democracy and you have done nothing to help it.

Patriot

Its's still about OIL,son. Global oil production has "peaked", and it's all downhill from there, right? Meantime, oil consumption is increasing, the main culprit there being - you guessed it! - the glorious USA! So, iin the great American tradition, Bush and co used their military in an attempt to control what's left of Middle East oil supply to the world. Too bad it's a fuck up that will do us all more harm than good. Then there's the Euro... Yep, Saddam was about to dump the US dollar for the Euro... now we can't allow that, can we?

It is hard to escape the thought that
our esteemed leaders want us all to
be completely fucked.
But that would be paranoid and therefore
we have nothing to worry about...

I'm confused. Are we post-apocalypse yet?
Did you mean neocon fiscal rectitude,
or neocon fist up rectum tube?

Better over there than over here?!

Little has changed except the increasing numbers of lives and resources wasted. One can only wonder in dumbfounded incredulity what it will take for the U.S. to admit it's devastating stupidity, get out of Iraq, and start paying war reparations for all the cruel harm George W Bush and his his supporters have inflicted.