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I suggest it be the basis of a
new Ostrichlian national anthem,
or use the name at least.
gives me a reason to stay in bed each morning; grab the joystick and make the sheets sticky.
what do i dream off?
blow jobs in car parks.
ok.
my dreams are small.
but in the end we are all dust and i'd prefer that the spirals of infinity in me knackers get some use, somewhere.
Lost
In A Wilderness of Pain
They must be sucking down some
pretty wild dope I reckon.
the history of the world that
a fucking nutcase held us all
to ransom because he was told
by the "voice of God".
(For Howard, substitute the
"voice of Bush")
Patriot
Oh. That's right. By your opposition to PM Howard and President Bush you are supporting Osama while staying at home...
Patriot
Are they the same "intelligence services" that supplied information of WMD's in Iraq? This is merely a distortion of the facts to build a case for a pre-emptive strike against Iran.
Once we get the road to Isigny me and the boys will leave.
Cpl Uhl
709/243rd Div
Wehrmacht
of fuel will become prohibitive.
Such is progress.
by excessive freedom in the first place.
We need not worry much longer.
This problem is being fixed by the
little Suckhole of Steel.
I have seen many such cases as yours
and it is always caused by a little
turd infiltrating healthy tissue.
The technical name of this condition
is Johnus Howardi Unflushabilicus.
The only remedy is radical excision.
They are spectacular and filled with the worship of me.
Incandescent I stand above the world and the rest bow and scrape...
Dont intrude upon my dreams.
what you do?
Swallow a dictionary?
freedom from terror.
freedom from violence.
freedom from celibacy.
Indeed it is the last issue which bites the deepest, for if a man can't get a root he is lost in a world of violence and frustration.
And by the way did you know Elmer Fudd was gay?
Who'd have believed that!
Desperate Trev
Digger
Cranbourne
The three amigos are so busy
sucking each other's arses
that they don't notice that
everybody has died in the
apocalypse and they themselves
are in Hell being cheered on
by a crowd of demons.
have shown odd behaviour or have been
seen carrying suspicious parcels.
I need say no more...
This could happen if the international community allows the Mad Mullahs of Iran to get their hands on them. So I say lets invade Iran now to stop them.
Raspberry Cordial
A dozen drug crazed arab students take a few jets on a joy ride around the US. A couple planes accidently crash into some buildings. The hilarity ensues as a trio of bumbling world leaders trigger World War Three in response...
Patriot
Herodutus?
Shove it!
Osama Bin Laden or Snoop Doggy Dog!!!???!!
for fucking Christ's sake!
fear than any "terrorists" he tries
to con us with. History has shown us
all the dirty twists and turns and
Howard has learnt them all.