Dear Doctor...

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It feels like there is a big pimple on my arse, right on the rim of me anus.

I reached down and felt it and it was a little squishy.

But man does it burn!

What could it be? Haemmarohoids???

No sight of blood in the fecal matter yet.

All suggestions welcome.
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    · 21 years ago
    My name is Doctor Chato.
    I have seen many such cases as yours
    and it is always caused by a little
    turd infiltrating healthy tissue.
    The technical name of this condition
    is Johnus Howardi Unflushabilicus.
    The only remedy is radical excision.
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