PITCH FOR MODERN MOVIES...

Staff Writer 02 October 2005 1 minute read

OK. Your finally allowed to enter Mr Producers big room. He is sitting there, waiting to hear your pitch for the movie...

Let's hear it. STORY #1

"Lonesome cowboy vagabond with a large penis mets 2 girls in a motel room..."

STORY #2

"Alien craft circles the earth. It ejects it's sewage onto Earth from which a superhuman race arises..."

STORY #3
(My Favourite)

"Bored English dandy hits the high seas as a pirate in the 18th Century. Much ass fucking and cock sucking follows as he cruise the Carribbean with his queer Pirate freinds. Then they plunder a Governmnet cruiser and end up with a the Governor's daughter on board. Hilarity ensues as the boys can't quite figure out which hole to fuck..."

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Anonymous · 21 years ago
Heres another one...

A dozen drug crazed arab students take a few jets on a joy ride around the US. A couple planes accidently crash into some buildings. The hilarity ensues as a trio of bumbling world leaders trigger World War Three in response...
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Chato · 21 years ago
It gets even more funny.
The three amigos are so busy
sucking each other's arses
that they don't notice that
everybody has died in the
apocalypse and they themselves
are in Hell being cheered on
by a crowd of demons.
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