NOISES I LIKE...

The guitar of Jonthan Richman on Sleepwalk.
Please make that my swan song as the casket goes into the fire... I like the clink of full 800ml bottles of Melbourne Bitter as I take them from the car into my house. Especially on dark cold nights in Melbourne.

That squishy noise as your pecker goes into the one you love.

Itchy-scratchy noise as I plug in the strat copy and proceed to belt out a tune or two.

The phone ringing when some drunken friend calls.

That Muslim prick calling the faithful to prayer, when I'm hungover in Cairo, and the baker's boy climbs out of my bed.

The sound of the pain that goes on and on; was never any escape, you're a fool to think you could.

The death rattle. Yours and mine.

Ian Curtis singing in Ceremony: "All she asks is the strength to hold me..."

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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 21 years ago
    Sleepwalk is such a lovely melody.
    I suggest it be the basis of a
    new Ostrichlian national anthem,
    or use the name at least.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 21 years ago
    I like the sound of sipping champagne from her shoe after scoring big on the stockmarket again.

    Just think, only 15 years to the roaring 20s!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 18 years ago
    I like the smell of a Dutch Oven
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