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semi-gods

Are football stars considered divine? Or at least demi-gods?

They say that when Zeus came oceans were filled.
Unfortunately for myself, I struggle to make 1 fl ounce.

My wife and my girlfriends have all loved it.

Hey Patriot
Looks like you were right on the money. All the Iarqi soldiers have fled in face of our overwhelming superiority.
Boy dem peaceniks looking stoopid now.

Free a towelhead for me!

Raspberry Cordial

and now it has arrived at work

Once, while gazing upon the veneer of heaven we call the sky, sprinkled that it is with the dew drop stars; I came upon an ecstactic vision. In it, between the spreadeagled legs of a hookah, was a god. Bearded and frocked in the majesty of his office, he had cast aside all her glory and was pleasing her in the French arts.
I closed the magazine and then stepped back inside...

As long as they are consenting I don't see a problem.

you need to STOP taking those drugs man.

Of course it's ethetical you gnong. They do it all the time.

Then sacred question of virginity would be raised. If the holy receptacle was filled with the wood made flesh then obviously all claims would be lost.
However if her gaze was avereted during the incident she would still rate a canonisation.

Fr Steely

What about Saints? Fer instance if Joan of Arc was to give me manual relief. That would be OK, wouldn't?

You'd have nothing to say without the word "fuck". Like calling real leaders names? What a festering pustule you are. What a mental pygmy. What a putrid excuse for a human.

You'd have nothing to say without the word "fuck". Like calling real leaders names? What a festering pustule you are.

I guess youre ok with the way the Iraqui regime treats its citizens. You care nothing for the people of Iraq. Blind moronic asshole! Put your money where your diseased mouth is and ship off to Bagdad to serve mankind as a human shield.

u mean opertion iraqi invasion

As with the Palestinians, so too the Iraqis: Israel and the USA, hand in hand, guaranteeing a shitload of terrorism for years to come!

What's that? Spanish Flu? Is that a flu that makes you horny or something? Spread by flies or something ain't it?

it's just some of that biological weapon shit that's been unleashed.

More like Aunty Jack I think.

First old Ned, now this! I'm gunna have nightmares for sure!

if there's one undeniable fact to come out of the iraqi information ministyr its this: george w bush IS an idiot!

Lance Corporal of Horse Steven Gerrard, speaking from his bed on the RFA Argus in the Gulf, said: "I can command my vehicle. I can keep it from being attacked. What I have not been trained to do is look over my shoulder to see whether an American is shooting at me."

So much for the"hearts and minds" stuff... looks like we're all in it now!

Cripes! Well I'll be gobsmacked! George W Bush - a man generally acknowledged by both his peers and his crtics to be a man of little depth and even less comprehension of global events - has managed to achieve the aims of a certain Osama Bin Laden: George Jr has united virtually the entire the Arab world against the West!

- Dusty Davo from Derrimut

More bullshit.... Iraq is a lame duck with few serious weapons

Truth: US oil magnates aquire dozens more oil wells

For fucks sake will someone shut that ignoramus in the White House UP! Its like the nutters have taken over the fuckin asylum over there!

Oh well thats alright then... I think!

How about the Brits engaging the Iraqis in the "biggest tank battle since WW2"... turns out there were only THREE Iraqi tanks involved! !! The Yanks are putting out more blindingly fake spin than even the doomed Iraqi government!

The only thing being "swept aside" is the truth. Not that the Texas Shrub or the Tongue from Downunder ever let the facts get in the way of their war!

Looks like the Shrub is speaking in tongues... No wait, that's John Howard I'm thinking of...

Pep talk? Don't you man POOP talk!

well I was just refering to their nimbleness, not that I wanted to fuck'em!
Though I do remember having a thing (a hard thing) for Nadia Comenci; but I was the same age as her.

You forgot to include "daybydaybydaybydaybydaybyday..." and "gotblessamericagodblessamericagodblessamericagodblessamerica..."

I mean those Romanian gymnists... weren't they all about 9 years old!!!

Wouldn't it be Godophillia or something like that?
First bang Isis and then after that de-flower the virgin Mary. That would be a tale worthy of ancient epics!

have you, ahem, got some footage of that. because I'd be mighty interested in viewing it.

Electric jigaloo

Yeah, give up Max ya cheese dick. Who cares, let them walk all over everybody and slaughter women and children without a wimper. Forget it.

It's not my picture it's Ned's picture and he's having a brain storm.

Hmmmm... Isis!
I wouldn't mind porking that supernatural bitch!
They say she was as nimble as a Romanian Gymnast!

Geb, son of Tefnut and Shu, brother of Nut, father of Isis, Osiris, Nephthys and Set, was the god of the earth.

Geb is often to be seen as a man with a goose atop his head

In many places Geb is referred to as the "Great Cackler" who was supposed to have laid the egg from which the world sprang.

Possibly, as a result of this, Geb is known as the "father of the gods".

Isis his daughter was sometimes named "the egg of the goose".

At least he wasn't the biggest cunt.

she's fucking your wife.

Nice of Patridiot to admit the Yanks are going after "Iraqi resistance" and not just Saddam. Boy oh boy, has Bush and co ever opened up a can of worms!

He was a dumb Irish cunt afterall.

And why the fuck has Eva gone on holidays in Washington?

Where's the ethics in attacking a third-world country crushed by a dozen years of economic sanctions. Where's the ethics in defying the United Nations who refused to ratify such an attack? Where's the ethics in the US govt granting all the contracts to "rebuild" Iraq to its corporate mates? Where's the ethics in squeezing bloody Australia out of the bloody Iraqi wheat market we've held for 50 bloody years!!!

That's practiclly pedophilia you asshole!

The Yanks will probably attack Mongolia next!