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I don't know about the "greatest hoax". The greatest hoax would have to be the Bible and the Christian churches myth about Jesus being the son of god. Bush and Co have a long way to go to catch up with the Catholic Church. It's a good start though, I'll give him that. The Lunatics took over the asylum a long time ago.....

Jezus H Kryst, Ed! what the fuck are you doing to this site!

The U.S. House intelligence committee's senior Democrat, Jane Harmon, has labelled Resident George W Bogus's claims about Iraq, "conceivably ... the greatest intelligence hoax of all time." Remember Joseph Goebbel's claim that Poland was about to attack Germany in 1939. What's that you say? Joseph WHO? Yeah, that's about fucken right: you obviously voted for John fucken Howard!The Resident of the U.S.A. and Prime Suspect of the U.K.  stand accused of lying to embark o­n a war whose justification appears to have been, as U.S. deputy defense secretary Paul Wolfoshitz recently fessed up, "for bureaucratic reasons." "Bureaucratic reasons"??? Fuck! The fucken lunatics have taken over the asylum and renovated in the the neo-gothic style of George Orwell!What's that you say? George WHO?Go fuck a flying donut!

Hey Ed, get off the dunny or shit! What's with this <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:country-region><st1:place> and all that fucken other rubbish that keep cropping up in my post? What have you dopey fucken winos done to xenoxnews!

The U.S. invasion and occupation of Iraq has taught potential proliferators of WMD one thing very, very fucken clearly: that if a country wants to prevent a U.S. attack they had better have nuclear weapons!

"I don't think we went there for the oil, and I don't think we went there for the things the White House said we went there for either," said Vahan Zanoyan, chairman of PFC Energy, a business consultancy. "The main reason was to consolidate our position as a superpower." The cunts!

Too early to tell yet! There are still hundreds of sites to inspect. After all Iraq is a big place.
How do I know this?
Lil Johnny said so!

So sad for Australia that such a vile, destructive individual is able to capture and stifle critical political debate in such a potentially extraordinary democracy. I will never comprehend how Australians can accept the imprisonment of families - children and infants! - in desert interment camps like criminals. It is truly sickening.

There is no "axis of evil". Howver there are diverse groups of willing fanatics eager to force their agendas upon the rest of us. Al Qaeda is one such group. The current U.S. administration is another. We must be mindful of both.

not that there is anything wrong with that...

We all know the Ed is gay

hmmm erections and rectums..all needed is KY!

Thank you Ed! Er, but when your say "rectified", it conjures up a rather unsettling image; somewhere between erection and rectum! what IS it with you people!

As for the joke...when you submitted article what topic did you select? maybe you selcted jokes by mistake? Anyhow ive rectified it.

Yes there are teething problems but hang in there I'm sure our new publisher will work things out very soon!

Hey Ed! This new Xenox News format stinks! Why has it become such a hassle to post articles? What's all that gibberish tha keeps popping up? And I didn't post this article as a "joke". This is serious, mum!

I reckon just poke that Johnny up the arse and out the lodge with a big sharp stick!

Nothing characterises John Howard's reign of mendacity more than the stinking effluent that erupts from that bilge pump he calls a mouth. The man is a chronic deceiver, as we already know and history will note.

Now THAT'S what I call a threat bigger than SARS! The Suckhole of Steele remains in command of the Titanic as he steers it straight into a dirty great iceberg!

And now the keyboard is all sticky?

Shit! I just spilled my spritzer!

The latest excuse seems to be "we were misinformed by our intelligence services"! The world must united against the US push for global domination!

Great blistering barnacles! its Captain Haddock!

That guy is a genius!

By his actions he was "God Blessing America"!
James Brown can shot as many cops as he wants; if he reckons they should be shot then they deserve it.

yes i have a few comments/queries about new setup i'll email everyone when i get a chance to...totally fucked at work at moment so maybe in next few days.

I changed a setting in the control panel and looks like this visual mode is OK now after all. I might switch on some more allowable tags as well.

This visual mode is a bit fucked isn't it? Brisbane lost against West Coast at Subiaco too didn't they? Watching Brisbane annihilate Carlton was like watching the Yanks invade Iraq all we needed was a few dead Carlton supporters on the ground..... hmmm... thats a tasteless remark.... I should probably take it back. I though I would try and tie in these comments with the actual article. I failed dismally.

Weve lost once already, thats enough for the year! What about dem Tigers? Are they going anywhere? '''

Pity Brisbane didn't lose!

Wish I was there! Sounds like my kind of "meeting"!

Well I'm sick I need a prescription. I have a bad case of the 21st Century.

I wish to order an economy pack of hash cookies, please, with a joint on the side.

Better than what?

You can't buy it. You need a prescription!

So where do you buy it?

I'm afraid of americans

This is some bad shit

A beautiful sonic tableau!

- Hawthorn's tackling is a bit like trout fishing at the moment; all catch and release.

- Macmannus bumped into Johnson like a bad ball meeting Adam Gilchrist

You mean he wasn't a poo Jabber???
Glory Glory HAllelula!

From the outset, the current US administration has lied about every facet of its "war on terror". It's tragic how little American citizens know about the unelected men behind the idiot in the white house. And how about that laughable Private Lynch fiasco: she broke her leg when her truck rolled, and was "rescued" from the Iraqi doctors who helped her.

Lets all welcome John Howard hom,e from his whirlwind, world arse-kissing tour! BYO roten tomatoes and dead cats!

Yes! M.A.D. worked! Now, who can say no to the greedy US giant?

Oh Lassie, where are you...sniff sniff...boo hoo

Lost and found, lost and found, lost and found, lost...

Annie come home!

looking wunderbar!

Food for thought?

wwe love u