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They say the Danish Royal family can trace their roots back to the Tree of Jesse.
So what a kick-in-the-pants it must have been for them to have one of their own marry some tart he picked up in a Sydney bar!

Royalty will soon be just another item the "asspirationals" can aspire to!

Sir Roger Willikers

Tex, how about a new poll? WHO KILLED HST?!

Jesus H McManus! The wheels are falling off left, right and centre! Looks like the Rodent will have to throw another handful of Oz troops into iraq sooner than even his tiny twisted brain imagines!

The Ukrainians - the sixth largest contingent in the US-led COW - is about to pull out after the Dutch! And Poland is withdrawing a third of its 2,400 soldiers because of "strong domestic opposition to their deployment".

Oh what fickle, fair-weather friends! but hey, don't worry Johnny, you're sure to get another invite to Crawford for a sausage and a suck (Even if you didn't get an invite to the Royal In-bred One's second wedding!)

Oh no, what an insult to our tainted national prestige! How will the Odious One, the Small Man of Oz politics, the PM of Pretext, survive this insufferable outrage?!

"PM not invited to royal wedding"

http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200502/s1311315.htm

The more I think about this, the more I am certain that if Mr Duke was going to intentionally top himself, he would have written something about it - journo death note, mileage, posterity... article to end all articles. If something doesn't appear soon I am going to be very cynical about this 'suicide'

Seems like there was someone pretending to be me!
Who'd have thought it!

Tex

The Great Gonz' has paid out on a fairly large range of people and organisations.

Let's say hypothetically that he didn't do the job on himself but was 'taken out'. Who would be the prime suspects?

Hunter S Thompson once suggested former President Bush should be brutally stomped by voters. He called former Vice President Hubert Humphrey "a hopelessly dishonest old hack," compared the late Sen. Edmund Muskie of Maine to a "vicious 200-pound river rat" and frequently dismissed former President Clinton as a white-trash hillbilly. In his memoir, of the current Bush administration: "They are the racists and hate mongers among us – they are the Ku Klux Klan."

Yes, indeedy, the real "axis of evil" pivots on Saudi Arabia and the corrupt royal family there. Where do you think the money behind the 9/11 attacks came from? The Bushies can't admit that, thought, because Amerikka is dependent on cheap Saudi oil - and petrodollars up the arse!

'There is a great ballyhoo in this country about the Australian presence in Iraq meaning that "we are at war", but Australia has consistently managed to avoid any of the heavy lifting in Iraq. While it continues to do so, there will always be a degree of scepticism about why it is there.'

-Paul McGeough, Once more into shadows in Howard's hands-off war, Sydney Morning Herald:

http://www.smh.com.au/news/National/Once-more-into-shadows/2005/02/22/1109046922439.html

When your race is up; take the plunge. Do it.

Now THATS more like it! political discourse the xenox news way!

Have you been living on Mars the last few years, pal? Bush has a second term! How the fuck doe s that translate into looking better tomorrow?!

The Saudis have trillions deposited in US banks and trillions invested in the US stock exchange. If that kind of money is removed, the USA is STUFFED! THATS WHY the Bushies are protecting the Saudis and resorting tol all sorts of red herrings like Iraq and Iran. Oh, and the "WAR ON TERROR" that can never end...

He is an old wind bag who with his douchebag wife should be shafted out of the lodge and his holiday house on the harbour as soon as possible!

LordyLordyLordy

You're attacking John Howard for being old? How pathetic is that? There are heaps of other things you can criticise him for without resorting to his age. If anything that's the one thing you can admire him for. His strength and stamina to keep doing the job that he is doing is amazing no matter what you think of his politics.Stooping to criticising him for being old really devalues your other points and makes them appear to be the blatherings of a mindless idiot.

Suicide is for wimps. It's the cowards option. It's not a sign of greatness. Nobody knows the future. Things change. If things look bleak today they may look better tomorrow.

I use Mobil 1

I'm gonna pull the trigger any day now

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Now he has been promoted to "Full Sheriff" Little Johnny should still be around to see a third generation Bush in the White House: An 80 Year Old John Howard.

John Howard. brings together the age of pyramids and in inconsistency of time.

Another day, another "promise" cast overboad. Gee, this must be Australia and John W(easel) Howard must still be PM.

Bullshit. Suicide is a sign of a great human. When you know when to switch off and have the guts do it, that is greatness.

Truly great human beings don't commit suicide. And it's not a joke he's dead. Found dead on Sunday by his son in his fortified compound. Gunshot wound to the head. Apparently self inflicted.

Hey how can I get in on some of this action?
_ Tony Abbott

Daddy! I never knew you! But the rest of the country knows you all too well you jesus-creepy punch-drunk papist!

If this is a joke tex it aint funny, man! With the dipshit mainstream media basically just acting like stenographers for the White House lying apparachiks, the world and liberty need gonzo journalism now more than ever.

One oil-sucking Bush is much like another: they're all in it up their beady little eyeballs.

Question: why isnt the bush administration slam-dunking the Saudi "government" for its links to violent Islamic extremism, al q'aeda and the bin ladens?

Answer: the business and economic (i.e. OIL) ties between successive US governements and, more specifically, the Bush family go so deep, all the Bush necons can do is go hairing after furphies like saddam's invisible WMD.

Fact is: the Bush mob do NOT want to catch the real culprits behind 9/11. Its too close to home.

[...] having destroyed critical drinking water infrastructure and caused the death of about half a million Iraqis, mostly children, through sanctions, Bush the Younger and Blair the Lapdog declared that [...]

So now Bush is responsible for the deaths caused by the murderous sanctions? Right?

Never mind, that he was governing Texas, when they were devised and put into place...

Pathetic...

OK then. Here goes:
More hot earth nonsense peddled by the socialist media. Greenies want to bring back Hitler.

That feels better. Thanks.

ahhhhhh...
now i get it.

thanx for the tips ;)

This is no bull: Ringo is apparently in talks with the makers of the Starsky & Hutch remake.

There is a possibility it will be re-titled Starky and Hutch.

Ivan

"Starky"? Is Ringo somehow involved?

WHO?

According to iraqbodycount.net (the worldwide update of reported civilian deaths in the Iraq war and occupation) the minimum figure for civilian deaths is 15,984 and the maximum is 18,252.

And make no mistake: what the Yanks did in Falluja IS a war crime. No wonder the Bush administration wants to sabotage the International Criminal Court.
_ Harry Hoodunnit

I reckon a couple of "daisy cutters" dropped into the Rose Garden ought to do the job nicely!

Where can I buy a compilations of XenoxAnna's Greatest Hits? - Hyacinth Howard

The dangers of fundamentalist religious dogma influencing government are starky apparent in the USA. The issue is not even remotely benign here is Australia, though some may think it so. The influence on the Family First party on the federal election is on the record. The association og seniour Howard government ministers with the Hillsong pentecostal church should be ringing alarm bells. The following news article appeared in today's Age:

"CHURCH BLESSED BY LIERAL HANDOUT
An evangelical Christian church with links to the Liberal Party has received almost $800,000 in grants from government departments in the past five years."

It further states: "Hillsong is part of the fast-growing Pentecostal Assemblies of God denomination popular in the southern states of the United States and in South America."

Workplace Relations Minister Kevin Andrews is known as a "creepy jesus", and his department (coincidentally!) has lavished Hillsong with more than $300,000 to one of Hillsong's "business initiatives". And let's not forget it was the PM himself who opened Hillsong's new 3,500-seat premises in Baulkham Hills in 2002.

The links are there. the dangers are obvious.

Go here for the full Age article: http://www.theage.com.au/news/National/Church-blessed-by-liberal-handout/2005/02/17/1108609337248.html

OK. Give us a look.

Magda Lewinsky, Gaza Strip

Given the relentless threatening language, the utter disdain for dialogue or international cooperation, and Bush's track record of "shock and awe" both in Iraq and Afghanistant, all nations should probably make sure they have the means to defend themselves against any possible attack by the Mutated States of Duhmerica.

Hey MrPatriot it looks like your right again. And now Syria is joining with Iran, the two biggest terrorist loving nations in cahoots. It's time to take the gloves off and start treating these guys the way they treat us:
With Contempt!

A.Bolt

n'yes....Comparing N Korea, Saddam's big mistake was 'not' developing weapons of mass destruction. The precedent has been set and all trilogy of terror type countries will be quickly equipping themselves.

Arthur Andersen

The Bush League is "demented" alright but also determined. Like all mindless fanatics they won't stop until you cut off their air supply!

One time I scratched someone else's bum and... well, it gets kinda complicated after that...

Abbott is an indiginous variant of the bible bashing nutters currently infecting U.S. politics. The Howard ministry is riddled with these sancitimonious, know-it-all lordy-lordies like a dead cat is crawling with maggots.

bullshit

Bush has officially asked Congress for $80 billion in emergency spending to pay for the increasing costs of the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. The Washington Post reports it is one of the highest requests for emergency spending in the nation's history. The sum exceeds the combined budgets of the Department of Homeland Security, the Justice Department and Housing and Urban Development. Nearly $6 billion of the request will be spent to train and equip Iraqi forces. That's more than 10 times what the US spent on the Iraqi forces last year.

Aussie teeth arn't the only things rotting in Australia!