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Knobby Science

Ladies & gentlemen what more is there to say but:

Today's Science is a scam!

What the fuck. Is it all run by perverts and charlatans? Seemingly inspired by lurid and disgusting comedy from the 70s. What's next? Studying the effects of Brasso?

And don't forget, your taxes are paying these degenerates. Write a letter to your local MP and tell him how you feel about this. You know the address, just bung it in the post box. 

I've had enough boss. Just put me on the boogie and let me go looking for Joan...

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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 19 days ago
    Are there any volunteers needed for this type of study? Someone willing to put a 'knob' into a 'hole', so to speak. If so, I am just the guy. Ready and willing to try any old holes of animate or inanimate beings if needed. Ready and able in fact. But just one question.
    Am I expected to clean it up afterwards?
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 17 days ago
    Please, sir, may I have some more hinge cleavage?
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 11 days ago
    What is hinge cleavage? Can someone find out? Anyone? Quick! And post pics!
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    · 11 days ago
    Did Junie Morosi have a hinged cleavage??
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    · 11 days ago
    https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5yLMKzpEpLD2H0ReT_UyocxGCOIaeWPK8HCvOStr3EwerS7LFISM2RWKX&s=10
    There you go.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 10 days ago
    Aye, a mangey mut of a woman half-breed Junie was. No good for breeding; no good for Australia.  Shitty little tart spreading her feral slit for her boss - communist thief and butt-buggerer, Jimmy "McFingers" Cairns
    • This commment is unpublished.
      · 10 days ago
      @Scotty McGreggor Ah Scotty. You must be a bungeyed sister fucking hillbilly not to appreciate Junie. Why don't you go off in to the barn and blow that tiny little head of yours off.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 9 days ago
    Now, Boddie, no need to get your gruag thòin hemorrhoids splurtin blood over Jimmy McFingers Cairns or Junie's feral old cunt. Australia is better off without that communist spy.  I say lock her up in Brisbane Correctional for treason and lets see how far she can fly off of the main roof. A fitting end to a dangerous half-breed whore, don't you think?
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    · 8 days ago
    I am afraid we are missing the scientific impacts of this paper. As a professional immunologist we have been searching with our nubile post-grad students for the "knob in hole" result for a long time. If someone has found it it really would be a cracking the holy grail moment!
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      · 8 days ago
      @Professional Immunologist I think man is the most interesting insect on Earth. Don't you? There is a growing body of research which theorizes man as a rational thinking being, which is absurd. I theorize that the female human is the most voracious insect. PI, place your knob in my hole and I'll show you what I mean.  Do it for science, if you don't live to write about it, I will list you in the attribution index of my study. 
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      · 7 days ago
      @Rechelle Trissbell Happy to discuss Rechelle. What is your ORCID ID? Can contact you from there ;)
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      · 7 days ago
      @Professional Immunologist Please call me Chelle, PI. Look me up 0000-0001-9085-8323.  I look forward to dousing you with some of my pheromones. I think you will find them quite volatile and intoxicating. My last suiter instantaneously combusted. I cried, but I've learned to keep an ice-bath around for hotties. I just hope you run much cooler than him  :  )-><
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      · 6 days ago
      @Rechelle Trissbell Ok Chelle. See you on the flip side... or should I say Lab side.
      Huba Huba
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