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Imagine, coming all of this way, from infinity or nought or wherever it is we come from, flailing around like a dumb motherfucker trying to work out what the fuck is what (like we all do) and then part of the way in you get killed by one of George Bush's minions. What a fucking way to go. Would cause a few people some grief and create a few life long enemies.

What about a scale of how many new terrorists are being converted every day compared to how many are being killed off?

And these new motherfuckers, won't care if they live or die in the process, won't have a cause except life long vengeance...their friends and families being 'collaterally' blown away; they gonna be some angry motherfuckers....and for how many generations?

Why are we killing them again? As a safety measure?

What a fucken headache.

As long as the same standard of truth and honesty that Howard's government uses is applied there shouldn't be any problem.

Hear say? Hear say what!
We are just serial seditious slanderers from Caeseria.

Just the same 'facts' here as you get from any other reputable 'News' organisation..

Surely this just hearsay. When are we going to see some unbiased impartial reporting instead opinionated slander? Gutnick won his case you know. I want to see at least some effort at satire from now on. Otherwise I'll come over there and cut your balls off or my name isn't Cyrus the Syrian Assassin.

Yeah and we're fighting to defend your boyfriends to Raspberry.

Pigs have wings alright! Just look at that old cunt Howard!

May they burn in that hell they supposedly believe in.

You mean... the time...

The has indeed come... and gone. U.S. voters have condemned the whole world to the whims of an ignorant halfwit and the venal idealogues who prop him up.

Nice one Max! This is what those GIs and Iraqis are really all dying for: a gang of thieves!

ok. i tried corn flour for first time other night. MAn it was fucking wild.

First i sprinkled some on a cone of nepali hash; it sparked and lit off like firepowder. gave a nice hard edge to start the night...

Then i had a few stubbies and a bottle of Loire Valley Pinot. My date for the night had a bottle of Pyrnees Merlot. Next we lined up a few rows of the marching powder. After leaving the restaurant we headed for a nearby cafe. feeling frisky we headed for the loo where we had the last of our C and she gave me some blow...

we were still raring to go so she suggested some age old Incan magic:
"Corn flour; bound to send you sky high"
now having just read Phil's lament i said i'll only have it if we cook it and hit it.
"Sure" she said so off to the local safeway to buy a 250g packet.
well that was few nights/mornings ago. we didnt sleep for 2 days; my dick was harder than a rock and her cunt was slippery like an eel.
cant think of much else now; cunt & corn flour; like the former leader of Panama I expect to be found on a dunny with a kilo of the stuff and a box of stick mags...

Thinking of listening to A Love Supreme on vinyl, and thinking of what is happening with the war makes me weep.

Fast forward to January 2005:
"The newly installed Iraqi PM Allawi accepts Bumsfeld's congratulations on winning the Iraq 'election', where only those in the Green Zone were allowed to vote."

A satisfied mind.

Those who would fight fire with fire want the whole world to burn.

Pretty please?

I have a Ferrari, a villa in Tuscany, and a whore that just won't say no. What have you got, loser!

What a lovely day it was today. Eventually we may all learn to enjoy what we have. Let's start now and maybe more will follow our example.

The White House lawyer who advised George W. Bush to ignore the Geneva Conventions when interrogating suspected Taliban and al-Qa'ida prisoners, will become the new US Attorney-General. Hallelujah! Another creep joins the gang!

Well if the religious fanatics dont destroy us all, the goddamn greenhouse effect sure as hell will!

Right on! As if blowing people to pieces is somehow a civilised act!!! Bush and Cheney MUST be brought to trial for war crimes!

I can email you a few contacts if you like.

And they all went to heaven in a little row boat... the lunatics have taken over the asylum!

I reckon I could do my best work with a large mallet and the Rodent's head!

How many gulags IS that?!

NOW we know why the Bush-ites opposed the creation of an International Criminal Court. The bastards KNEW damn well what they were about to inflict upon the world!

Do we post the picture of the little Iraqi girl with her foot hanging by one tendon and shrapnel wounds all over her?

I think I'd prefer the old scone chopped off. Not painful for very long I imagine, 3 seconds? Less.

Shrapnel wounds, your family lying in gore all around you. Your TV all blown up and no roof.

I've got a spare aspro

Are they the same "precision strikes" that killed Saddam at least twice in 2003?

You talking about me?

Tom Titmouse
Xenox News' Man-About-Town

Whatever it is Bush and co are promoting - with their gulags, their disdain for legality, their unilateralism, their gulags and fine definitions of what precisely constitutes "torture" - it sure as hell aint DEMOCRACY! America has confirmed every oppressed and affronted Muslim's worst fears: this IS a crusade! As the world goes down in one mad, raving fireball, may YOUR god help you!

What does behoove mean?

The US defied the world to invade Iraq, now the world must defy the US and push Bush back!

Hey, sounds like a slogan: PUSH BUSH BACK!

"Champagne for my real friends, and real pain for my sham friends"
-25th Hour, directed by Spike Lee

Beat that!

Thanks Tom, you're the only sane voice in this sorry list of liars, losers and wankers!

Zipperneck

I feel soothed already.

Thanks Mr Beat!

THAT DONT LOOK LIKE AUSTRALIA'S SWEETHEART!
NOT ONE BIT.

Dirty old Man Trev

Frenular Delta

How ironic - and scray! - that both Christian extremists and Muslim fundamentalists are now dicating terms to the entire world!

Enry Iggins

Dim Dumbya is clearly not the full quid and in dire need of a padded cell. Those suckhole PMs of the UK and Awe-strillia have compoundedv the problem by taking this geek seriously! Now we're all standing in it!

"Sources say there will not be a full offensive on Fallujah. Instead, US forces and their Iraqi allies will take the city section by section by clearing houses. The operation is intended to take no more than two weeks."

House to house combat....two weeks....yeah right

Closest to the pin on Fallujah -
we need a poll

US begins its biggest urban offensive since Vietnam with long-awaited Fallujah assault

The Independant

"The People" have NOT spoken. The ignorant, the fearful, the acquisative and the hateful have spoken... for George W Bush and - in that subservient Aussie backwater - John W Howard. And Bin Laden is revelling in it! Like Bush and HIS evangelical fanatics, Osama YEARNS for that "clash of civilizations" we keep hearing about. As for the rest of us sane, secular normal folk who just want to raise our kids and live in peace... we are against BOTH these crazy idealogies!

The USA created Al Qaeda and nurtured fundamentalist muslim fanatics in order to draw the (former) Soviet Union into a protracted war in Afghanistan. The USA created Osama bin Laden and rubbed their hands in glee as Talibanists terrorised the SECULAR but pro-Soviet Afghan government of the day. In other words, the 2001 September 11 atrocities are a direct consequence of deliberate US foreign policy and now the whole bloody world is supposed to kiss Bush's skinyy white arse in thanks!
-Dusty Davo from Derrimut

"The republican form of government may involve a limited democracy, where such rights are available only to a limited group of people. In some cases, a republic may be a dictatorial or totalitarian state."

wikipedia.org

The call for a referendum on Australia becoming a republic is back on the agenda.

Makes sense to me coz we surely don't seem to cow-tow to the Queen anymore.

We cow-tow to the Republicans voted in by the Yanks.

This next 4 years will be remebered as the end of western democracies and the rise of the western republics.

Arthur

Poison the rodent!

I thought Bush called them combatantants?

Max! american voters have approved Bush's antics so you may as well stop whining and get on-side before they lock you up in Guantanamo as an enemy "combatant"... whatever the hell that means!

Orwell may have been 20 years out but basically he got it right: 2004 marks the start of the REAL New World Order, where lies are presented as facts, where evil is presented as good, and where war has no end.