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And what exactly did Iraqi voters vote FOR? Anonymous candidates? Mysterious parties with unknown policies? Religious fundamentalism?!

The Yanks are bleeding at the rate of a billion bucks a week in Iraq - not to mention the body count, but hey! who's counting?! Old Osama must be enjoying this!

Our weasel of a Prime Minister John "Suckhole" Howard plans to ask for clemency for Melbourne man Nguyen Tuong Van who is facing the death penalty in Singapore for heroin trafficking. This is the same John "Suckhole" Howard that wouldn't lift a finger to help Aussie citizen Mamdou Habib - kidnapped in Pakistan and sent to be tortured in Egypt by US authorities before being locked up without charge in Guantanamo Bay for 3 bloody years! And as for Aussie David Hicks? He's still rotting in Bush's Guantanamo Gulag, with the Suckhole's royal blessing!
- Dusty Davo from Derrimut

The terrorists are ALREADY in your country! If you are in the USA, they have dismantled your Constitution and incarcerated innocent men and women without charge. In you are in the UK or Australia, they have introduced laws eroding basic concepts of justice. Wherever he is, Osama Bin Ladin is winning this so-called "war on terrorism" because the govts of US, UK and Aust are doing the job for him!

Look, while we are in Iraq and Afghanistan lets fix the Iranian problem once and for all, before they send all their terrorists into our country!

Lets Bomb Iran!

T.Parkinson

"The people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country." - Hermann Goering, Hitler's right-hand man.

President Bush and most of his cohorts claim to be men and women of God, but what God would condone the kind of mass violence current US policy is inflicting on Iraq? Soon the atrocities of Saddam Hussein will fade into history but the US occupation of their homeland will remain uppermost in the minds of Iraqis watching their compatriots assaulted daily by jaded, fearful and arrogant US troops. It reminds one of the illegal Israeli occupation of the Palestinian territories!

The Americans are stuck in Iraq now no matter what: if they stay, they're dead meat and a focus for every "terrorist' who ever wanted tro take a shot at a Yank, if they go, Iraq erupts in civil war and no doubt some devout mullah will eventually rule. Dubya may not be as dumb as many people think, but he proves every day that he has not the slightest grip on reality. Amen!

"Freedom and democracy"? is that what Bush and his band of liars are doing in Iraq? As long as the USA insists it is not be bound by the rules that apply to other nations it will inspire resentment and mistrust... and yes, hate. If you think Bush is the "good guy", then the terrorists have already won this "war".

Why dont our 70 year old PM and his wife Hyacinth adopt Prince Harry. It will solve 2 problems at once:
1. Removes him from Windsor family spotlight; and
2. If he is a Prince and is the son of the 70 year old PM then by definition Howard must be a King (and that bitch-wife Queen).

Brilliant! I'm writing to The Daily Telegraph right now to tell them of my master plan!

Bob Menzies Jnr

We fair-minded Aussies just love rolling in the PM's reeking excrement; we reckon it's our patriotic duty! As for those poor, dim-bulb Yanks they don't know shit from shinola anyway!
- Dusty Davo from Derrimut

There IS a spoon, a silver one jutting from George W Bush's arse!

If you just block your nose and think of His Majesty's deluge of bullshit as chocolate mousse, it won't seem so bad... in fact, you may soon find yourself humming Advance Australia Fair (Humming, because nobody really knows all the words)... ah, King Rat, what a vile old bugger you are!

Face it: Americans are so spun-out by the neo-con spin, they can't tell fact from fiction anymore, ergo: Bush "wins" a second term. Same goes for our very own arse-sniffing, lying little PM, the Rodent, and all those "aspirational" dickheads out there who voted Johnny back in!

putt puttssss

Purloin

what the?

ferkakte

There is no spoon

and then there's the next bit:

'Man pulls gun out of glove-box and blows douchebag bitch of a wife away.'

Who'd trust a Canuck you mean. Shit, half those guys speak french!

Raspberry Cordial

While the Bush administration pontificates about it's war-without-end on terrorism its own actions ensure a self-filfilling prophecy.

Maybe they are not in Syria, but are in Iran?
Wherever they are you can be sure no-one has told the 70 year old PM of Australia.

He should marry fergie.
Then we'd have a lovely red headed line of succession for the german, sorrry english, throne.

"Rendition", torture, assasination, lies, deceit, and stolen elections... Gee, I sure am glad we live in a democracy!!!

Patriot it looks like your spot on again. Unlike what all the bleedin' heart lefties say it is definitely true that the Syrians are helping the terrorists in Iraq, and that they have a vested interest in trying to stop freedom and democracy in Iraq. And now it looks like the US is going to target these exact camps that support the anti-Iraqi terrorists in Iraq. This will be a substantial step towards defeating the insurgents and bringing peace and hope to the Iraqi people.

So the choice is clear; but will the anti-US left of the west continue supporting the terorists in Iraq or actually support a move that will help the Iraqi people?

A.Bolt

Damn I didn't even know Australia had a billion dollars.

I always thought they were America's retarded cousin with no job.

You are a cunt...

And Bush reckons God speaks through him, which seems to indicate that God can’t pronounce “nuclear” or master subject-verb agreement.

Congratulations Frank! You may have Phil Ruddock's old job as Immigration Minister!
- John "Suckhole" Howard PM

Far from spreading democracy and peace, Bush and his oil industry cronies are doing the complete opposite... Pity America, so utterly hoodwinked by these liars and the lies they continue to propagate

Well not only have I donated nothing but I'm very angry that our PM John Howard has donated a billion dollars of our hard earned tax dollars to these lay abouts and their corrupt governments.

John Stoned
Institute of Pubic Affairs

To be working for the only democracy east of the Nile and west of the Indus?
I take that proudly!
But who do you dance for?

Patriot

Patriot, how long have you been working for Mossad?

Aussies? You better all learn to speak indonesian, you gormless suckholes!

I remember getting dicky back rides from my School principal.
Ahhh! The good ol days indeed!

Wiggins

What an outpouring of compassion from Australians feeling guilty about their nation's continuing shameful, inhuman treatment of asylum seekers! Well, at least the wogs of South East Asia are over THERE, not over HERE, right, mate?! Aussies: a pack of pathetic, gutless hypocrites!

I am no longer proud of being an Australian.

"Embarrassed" is a better word.

Hey, I'm really Irish!

Oh the selective humanitariansim! Where are the ossified "Aussies" in the world's greatest health disaster the aids epidemic in Africa? Where were the Yanks during the Rwanda slaughter? I'm with you Tom: all this sanctimonious self-congratulation makes me puke! And the untouchable Indonesian military is gonna have an absolute fucking field day with all that money!
-Rudolf Rain Dear

One thing is for sure no-one does self-congratulation like the Aussies!
They are world-beaters at that!

The Aussie spirit?

We're really good....the best...everyone else is a dill

and then when in a foreign environ

we're really humble

not sure

Maybe being aligned with yanks will give us strength?

Blow em all sky high you reckon. You'll give a fuck I'd wager. You'd probably shit your pants if someone sitting next to you got their head shot off.

Spot on, Tom! Like the Gallipolli digger myth. Dum ass Aussies that knew nothing bout nothing volunteerinmg for cannon fodder for the Brits in a country no Aussie had ever heard of... and now we're sucked in in Iraq... fuckem!

I know what the aussie spirit is; its a "wish I was a Yank but I cant be" spirit.

Fritz

The aussie spirit is a pissless one; a little shrivelled dick floating in a turd pool; with all you little aussie pinheads jabberin on about aussie aussie stuff.
get out there and wipe your arse with the aussie flag, make you feel so good.
free.
maybe like a kiwi.

Tom Titmouse

p.s. you're a cunt

Well I beg to differ. The Aussie Spirit is a peerless one. The true Aussie Spirit I mean, not the one bandied about in the media and digital rags such as this one. Maybe the term is over used, but words are only words. They describe something. They are not the thing itself...

She's a Ho!

One way we can surely help the Tsunami victims is to continue to visit these countries as tourists and spend our money on the things tourists do to help boost the local economies.
So im going to Thailand so I can screw a whole lot of Thai whores and will do so in the knowledge that not only am I getting satisfied but that I am helping victims of the Tsunami!

Horny Trev

Oh lord please forgive me for my sins and protect me from the great demon of spunktification.