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Now the Indonesian army has less rebels to kill in Aceh, and in Sri Lanka the Tamil Tigers have been swept out to sea so no hurry there to provide aid and relief by the Sri Lankan government!

http://en.thinkexist.com/keyword/ossify/

Sorry ossifer I didn't know it was red....

Viva Fidel! Last man standing! How many dork US presidicks have come and gone and Fidel remains! No wonder the loony Bushies are rampaging! Viva El Presidente Castro!
- Happy Larry

I RECKON THEY TIED The old fella UNDER....

SLim

Herman, Kurt and Arthur were huge fans of Goethe, yet for all of their devotion they have now well and truly ossified.

There once was a boy called Goethe,
Whose dick grew larger and harder
But through lack of use it got small
He couldn't find it at all,
and now he's all bragadocci'

Yeh?
Well my dicks bigger than yours.
And I aint ossified anythin'

Slim

The phrases men are accustomed to repeat incessantly, end by becoming convictions and ossify the organs of intelligence.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe.

Old men with ossified minds are easily dealt with. But men who look young, act young and everlastingly harp on the fact that they are young, but who nevertheless think and act with a degree of caution that would be excessive in their grandfathers, are the curse of the world.

Bob Davies

Constant revolutionizing of production distinguish the bourgeois epoch from all earlier ones. All fixed, fast-frozen relations, with their train of ancient and venerable prejudices are swept away, all new-formed ones become antiquated before they can ossify. All that is solid melts into air, all that is holy is profaned, and man is at last compelled to face with sober senses, his real conditions of life, and his relations with his kind.

Karl Marx

I've got a boner

Trev

nah. i prefer to sit here and just do nothin

You have to keep taking risks and not just ossify.

Lesley Alway

I wouldn't mind a spiked cigar
Trev

who knows what Fidel will get up to now we are all worried about the Asian Tsunami!
time to send him the spiked cigar I reckon.

Raspberry Cordial

Go get a job you bum and donate half your wages to Oxfam or something

no worries mate. We are gunna have a tsunami led economic boom with all the reconstruction needed; it will give double digit growth to these countries. i know this is true cause i seen one of them bank economists say so on the TV.

Your Holiness,
I think you are correct. For instance in Leviticus 13:7 not only are devastating waves predicted but also that they will target the godless pleasure seekers....
Seems like he got that one right.

Bob Santamaria

Hey lay off woodsy! He mighn't be a fast runner but he is a dainty dancer!

Does this mean we'll get to see Syrians lieing on top of each other without wearing pants?
Sounds great!

it looks like those terrorists are learning to swim at that camp. Maybe they plan to swim to Australia and blow us up!
John Howard do you know about this???

Digger
Cranbourne

Pull your head out from Bushs' arse! Patrot! I wonder when Fidel goes if Cuba will have free an fair election like Haiti with American help what a joke u are.

Pull your head out of the sand lefties! While your listening to those old musicians of Havanna thousands of innocent people are languishing in Fidels prisons.

Patriot

Your an idiot

what aload of rubbish

ai, it did.

Pumped artefact
revisited

Soft centered wiley old bitch talk Do you in sonny?

If there really is a "God", and if "s/he" really is just and "punishes the wicked", then George W Bush is truly fuuuuuuuuucked, mate!

Many Yanks still labour under the daffy duck delusion that they are the fount of all forms of benificence and that the world in fact belongs exclusively for them to bestow their noble wisdom - and bombs - upon. They obviously haven't twigged to the moral of Brian De Palma's ode to American free enterprise: Scarface!

That explains why the Rodent keeps pissing on us while claiming it's just rain. But you fail to mention the PM's far more chronic loose bowel condition as he continues to shit on Australia.

Why do you pick on Ms Rowntree? Show has many major assests when it comes to TV entertainment.

when you want to comment on something, do one thing first-get a dictionary not for meaning but for spelling idiot..then-get the meaning. For that someone who's got problem in his trousers-you need decapitation.

Does it come with a free stubby cooler?

I have never read so much garbage in one article. It seems that there really are a huge number of uneducated idiots in US and worst, lots of them write articles in the media! How the hell can you "invade a country", be the "occupying power" and then accuse the naighbouring countries of "interfearing in internal affairs of Iraq!" do you really understand what the hell you are writing? Also all the garbage about Iran wanting to dominate the Persian Gulf!!! you should look at the map and ready your history, it is called "Persian Gulf" and not "American Gulf", much to the dissapointment of the US government and idiots like you!

Is that you Richard Alston?

The behavior of Bush and co. prove the USA is the "great Satan".

..... in my trousers, 'cause they weighed it later at the forensic laboratories. An-n-nd, the pong from that was fucking staggering.

Well, I'll tell you, four years ago I done about, ooh, must have been, well, round about, er, five and half pounds of crap .....

No, yeah. No, well, of course there is the fucking pong as well.

But that's just a personal view

There's no point in squelching every time you sit down.

I try and rule that out of my life .....

Yeah, well, that's-, that's clever, that, 'cause, you know, I sometimes make the mistake of, er, not getting my trousers down and then I find the usual experience is that I get a load of crap in my trousers, which is a fucking headache. If there's one thing I can't stand it's, er, walking around all day with warm crap all over me.

I saw a celebrity this morning... just before I flushed!

I need a bath bomb

It is clear now that to beat the terrorists in Iraq we are going to have to fight them at their homebases in Syria and Iran. It is truly a fight of good versus evil: let's bomb them all!

Raspberry Cordial

Sounds like the old XN is sprucing itself up!

Oi, Mr Ed! Have you seen comrade Harold Hark has a link to XN on his brilliant, must-read website, under "Commentary Sites"? Check it out, folks! http://members.optushome.com.au/thesquiz/scattmain.htm

_Ivan the Intolerable

Wait til the Iraqis vote in Sistani: the Bushies will shit themselves!