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If Vanstone went undercover... it would have to be a pretty big bloody cover!

Let me introduce you to my little friend... the Rodent!

Ah, such beautiful, tender sentiments! Surely a perfect
example of the flowering of the soul that has happened
as a result of the rise of the highly spiritual
Howard govenment. When God speaks directly to the PM
during PM's frequent epileptic fits, or while fondling
his microscopic member, can Heaven be far away?

hey trucker where you gone too poofy boy?

Having lived in terror of Castro invading our
free-enterprise Australian paradise, I can
sleep easy knowing that PM Judas Hogweed has
pledged to die fighting Castro, rather than
let him reach our shores and ravish our
desirable young virgins, ripping their scanty
clothes from their throbbing soft flesh, then
venting his abnormal commie lust...

There must be some confusion here!

John Howard, after saving the Australian economy
with the GST, went undercover in Iraq.
Capturing Saddam was just one of his many courageous
exploits. Or was that Alexander Downer? Tony Abbott
perhaps? I think it was Costello. Vanstone?

Our magnificent publishing staff are working on this right now...

What happend to the pictures?

The current US government is ruled by people who are clearly insane. If only the citizens of that benighted country knew as much about their own dark history as the rest of us do! then perhaps they would march on Washington, tar and feather those neocon crackpots and run them out of town on a rail!

It's always a smack in the face to hear a sane man speak the truth while the deluge of bullshit,, spin and lies continues to erupt from Bush's stinking maw. But rather than "read it and weep", we must "read it and ralley round the truth"!

The ignorant voter!

The PMs a shifty old creep alright! He rode into power on the back of Keating's economic hard yards, and now has run out of steam (but not puff!). Oh all those idiots out there that bought his pork barrels full of lies!

Give the poor old creep a break! You try lying and cheating your
way to the top and see if you don't wind-up looking like the
picture of Dorian Gray.

I must respond to all the unkind critics.

I think PM Judas Hogwort looks pretty good
for a 95 year-old retard. If you take his
terrible handicaps into account and the
fact that his ministers are vicious nazis
you must concede that most of his acts have
been merely grossly evil.

I am certain that some entities received
benefit from his repellent reforms.

He is a Dickhead, he is not 70 years old, he is the political leader, he does not rule. He is a Dickhead

Osama.

The four horsemen of the apocalypse are saddled-up
and riding I reckon. Howard, Bush, Blair? Who else?

The situation is far worse than we might imagine, given that most Americans actually believe in "God" as a person. So, not only do we have a delusional (messianic?!) leader of the world's only remaining 'superpower", but the very citizens of that "superpower" live in a similar world of fantasy.

Fight fire with fire and we all burn!

That 70 year weasel PM Howard is just lying to us about Iraq again. It's what he has done since the start of the Iraqi war.

Would that be nucular combatanants???

You mean: end of parliamentary democracy in Australia!

I just saw a news report with the Jap commander in al-Muthanna saying his men don't need Australia's "protection". And the Brits there say they have no idea what the Aussie role will be! So, once again, l'i'l Johnny Weasel has lied about our involvement in the Iraq debacle. Hey, if the PM is so concerned that we should "contribute" to Iraq's reconstruction (having helped the Yanks destroy it in the first place!), maybe the old bugger will donate some of that secret $10 billion budget surplus that's just been revealed!
- Dusty Davo from Derrimut

What has Ben Hur got to do with it, Max? Are you pulling a Tex?

This is the heart of the problem: an honest, clearly articulated alternative. Where's that "third force" when you need it?! Or do we all just go down in flames?

What next? There can't be much time left now.
The maggots have chewed the arse out of the
world as we knew it. Speaking of maggots, our
very own little P_utrid M_aggot and the inert
Beazley make sure Australia will be sucked
into the maw of this filthy apocalypse.
God help us all...

Americans have been duped by these crooked, self-serving con artists. Its up to the rest of the world to put a stop to Bush-ism and this insane, stone-aged "neo-con" agenda of might-is-right.

Is it possible that "extreme" Islam is the only response to McWorld?
_Judah ben Hur

Fossil fuel use is killing us: nuclear power will kill us too. Third force anyone?

Mr Howard was re-elected: end of story

I can't do a thing with it!

Freedom is ahh sweet smelling draft..Only rarely blown out the arse of our masters. Now it is here we should all inhale its heady odor.

Lie on your back and stare at the clouds...freedom! And when it comes to Amman and Jerusalem we will all be singing Hosanna!

I hope it will be the freedom to vote that cancer of israel out of existence...

But maybe it is just a dream; only certain places allowed.

My vote will be for Hizbollah: a true party of god. Please take note George.

Lane ways.

Back in the days when George Bush and Saddam Hussein were in cahoots they decided to take some time out in a cafe and get to know each other better on a personal level.

Apparently a conversation snippet overheard by a patron on another table went like this:

George: Do you like Western things, like what's your favourite TV show?

Saddam: Well, I like Star Trek, do you like Star trek?

George: Yup.

Saddam: But the thing that I always wonder George, is, on Star Trek, they have people of all nationalities. They have Americans, Asians, Scots, Negros, even ALliens, but why, no Muslims?

George: Because with Star Trek, that is the future Saddam.

Bush's irrational policies, sanctimonious rhetoric and brazen hypocrisy make the "fundamentalist" leaders of Iran look brilliantly logical: it was, after all, the U.S. government that has long proclaimed the wonders of "the peaceful uses of atomic energy"!

And here's another one for you, Pate! How can the White House Wanker-in-Chief continue to escalate the rhetoric against Iran when it was HIS invasion of neighboring Iraq that handed control of the country to Shiites trained in Tehran (like Grand Ayatollah Sistani!), as well as Kurds who had major Iranian support for years? What an idiot!
- Muffy the Bullshit Slayer

As of today (March 4 2005), according to the BBC News, the number of US military personnel killed in Iraq has passed 1,500, according to totals released by the Pentagon itself.

The 1,502 dead include those killed in accidents as well as combat since the war in Iraq began nearly two years ago. Just over three-quarters of the fatalities were classified as killed in action. Around 11,000 Yanks have been wounded. Of those, about half returned to duty, lucky sods!

But guess what: the mighty USA still has no specific intelligence on the strength, motivations and intentions of the "insurgents". The occupation forces are as clueless as they were when their shit-for-brains president launched his invasion over 2 years ago!

- Muffy the Bullshit Slayer

Hey Pate, when do you expect a "democratic revolution" will sweep the USA? or, for that matter, USAstralia?!
- Muffy the Bullshit Slayer

Wanted: Danish Princess Porn. Will settle for nude pics of Hans Christen Andersen characters. Horny, Hornsby, NSW.

Chuck makes me chuck!

And how about a little "people power" right here in Oz? Dumb bloody Aussies couldn't find their own arse with both hands!

Yes, what about the bloody foreign debt! And the rising interest rates which are now set to head north incrementally for the forseeable future! More of John Howard's bloody lies exposed!

I wouldnt mind getting warm and fuzzy with Princess Mary... actually, warm and sticky..a big gooey mess on her royal highnesses belly...and then she has to lick it out...

Hang on now; the keyboard's all sticky!

Sir David Flint

In other words he's a politician.

You limpdicked lefties have lost the plot! Look at Lebanon: people power is now on the move in the middle east because of the brave COW! Our diggers are fighting for freedom while you are supporting those Islamofascists!

Lets hope that the next stop on the freedom train will be Tehran!
Raspberry Cordial

If you keep on saying all those nasty things,
my total faith in the wonderful Howard government
may disintegrate. Stop it! You naughty person!

Nonsense! When the Bush gang of thieves realises that Amerika can neither afford nor desires long term committment in the Middle East (the ONLY way to establish, develop and maintain anything remotely like a "western' style democracy), the sands will bury all his evangelistic, militaristic delusions in the desert of idiotic ideas where they belong.

This man is a repugnant, disgraceful, deceitful career opportunist. Australia should be ashamed of itself.

Allah Akbar! 1,137 Amerikan troops killed "in action" since invading Iraq in March 2003. Bring them on, George?