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Good on you mate! Off you go! They need more idiots
helping-out in Indonesia (I'm sure!)

Don't rush back, we'll get by somehow.

We are all very sorry, but it is much too late!
Even The Lord cannot help this case.

Let this be a warning to all who follow the
siren-call of the high priests of economic
rationalism! Stop before you too become lost
and beyond help.
If you have photos of the P.M. John Howard on your desk,
it is already too late.

Howard hasn't an honest bone in his mean, miserable old body. His lied about so many issues over such a long period of time its difficult to know ehere to start! Suffice to say, his place in the history books is assured... as the PM who turned the concept of the fair go into "fuck you, jack!"

Yes, the bird flu has some tough competition
in the form of our Canberra-bred toxic scum.
I suppose pandemic flu will just be the
straw that breaks our backs/lungs/lives.

But they're all good christian souls, bless their little black tory hearts! Oh, i forgot, they don't have any heart!

The mutants already walk among us! Howard, Downer, Costello, Abbott, the whole bloody lot of those slippery, lying creeps!

Aussies don't waste good poo - they elect it!

Yes, time to feel frightened about the qualities
of the government ministers who legislate our
lives away. Real-estate scam merchants, inside
traders, alcoholics, sociopaths, serial liars,
cheats, extortionists, blackmailers, fornicators,
hypocrites, embezzlers, sexual deviants, parasites,
quislings, sadistic bullies, murderers, irresponsible
meddlers, sneaks, corrupters of public ethics,
betrayers of trust, egomaniacs all of them.

But then, maybe the putrid, dopy public deserves them.

Whatever "reason" the bushniks invaded iraq for, "democracy" was a peripheral issue... that's for dang sure, pardner! And where oh where are those durn blasted WMD???

If we give you a new pan will you make us
another Prime Minister?
The one you made last time is a piece of shit.

"Peace"? Depends not only where you live but HOW you live...

No way! More WAR WAR WAR!

It's the best movie.

Wow! This rags been bitchin about Iraq and George Bush for 2 years! Surely it's time for a change of topic. What about a piece about how most of the world is actually living in peace?

Give credit where it's due. The rodent is the supreme
hypocrite. All you need to do to decode his putrid
pontifications is to merely totally reverse them.

The morally spineless are terrified to discover that
their lickspittle hero is a total liar and cheat.
More terrifying still to discover the damage the
little vandal and philistine has wrought.
Christian? Pah!

But first he would privatise the blood bank, cut funding for medicare, and give his filthy rich mates yet another mega-tax cut!

It's a bit of a bloody shock to read such a clear, frank and concise assessment of the grisly, obscene mess the Bush League have brought the world to. Nothing the Bushies have done since (or before!) the Sept 11 fireworks did anything to bring the perps to justice; everything was and remains about increasing their own wealth, power and influence.

Porking Condi? Why I'd rather be inside...
Someone else. Hmmm.
Maybe Golda Meir. I've always liked women with beards.

The Titanic seems a nice metaphore for America under L'i'l Dubya's demented control. But as I recall the historic facts, the actual Titanic met its end by mistake, whereas Bush is building up a head of steam and heading straight for the bloody iceberg!
-Dusty Davo from Derrimut

Did you notice how well a swastika weaves
into a star of David? Check out the ORIGINAL
Raelian logo/symbol.

Why not Wolfowitz? Bush the drooling lunatic
would put Dracula in charge of a blood-bank
if Dracula blathered neo-con tripe in the
approved Bush administration manner!

Bush has other important matters of state
to engage in, such as some serious porking
of Dr. Combination Fried Rice.

Having lived in terror of Chavez invading our
free-enterprise Australian paradise, I can
sleep easy knowing that PM Judas Hogwort has
pledged to die fighting Chavez, rather than
let him reach our shores and ravish our
desirable young virgins, ripping their scanty
clothes from their throbbing soft flesh, then
venting his abnormal commie lust. His obscene
engorged member soiling their Christian middle-
class chastity with evil sticky substances.

Just a few more cracks in the hull of the
putrid Howard Titanic as it sails toward
Hell - dragging the pathetic Aussie voters
to their doom.
It would be funny if the filthy Rodent lost
his senate majority over an idiot senator
having to leave.

The Bush League may well comprise of christian fundamentalists, crony capitalists and psychotic neo-con idealogues, but at its core these people are really just all about making lots and lots of money for themselves and their associates. And they'll do "whatever it takes' to hang on to that cash cow called the White House!

Maybe Wile E Coyote Ross Lightfool was out their looking for WMD??? But as one journo has already pointed out, Wile E has been going in to bat for Woodside for years now!

Just another Jew running international finance.
Who said the Protocols of Zion were wrong?

M.Bormann
Damascus

Another blow? The way the Shrub keeps rewarding the incompetant neo-con artists ariound him its more like a goddamn blowjob! Wolfowitz and his loony fellow travellers should all be jailed!
_Vinegar Jim

Compared to the Shrub in the White House, Chavez is super sane! The real loonies have taken over the american asylum and are trying to inflict the same damage on the rest of the world. Face it "patriot", the REAL patriots are those opposing this neo-con madness!
_Vinegar Jim

Viva Hugo! The world can and will unite to slap down those crazy crony-capitalist warmongers and fanatic christian carpetbaggers!

George W Bush and the crony capitalists around him will stop at nothing to maintain their hold on U.S. government and the power that entails on a global scale. Their lies are just the tip of a vast iceberg of deception and self-interest.
Dr Proctor

I am 4 months pregnant, is it safe to rebond my hair?

What a hero of the people the Malignant Dwarf is! He purports to support the "Aussie battler" while stiffing working men and women with the highest taxes in the OECD! In the same way he pontificates his solemn support for the sacred soil of Gallipoli while approving roadworks that have dug up the bones of our fallen Diggers! What a weasel!

And a jewish periodical??? http://www.forward.com/main/author.php?author=MAX%20GROSS

Max you two-timing old bugger! Why didn't you disclose the fact that you also write for the New York Post?!
https://www.nypost.com/postopinion/books/40635.htm

Can't dispute such sterling logic!

Fuck Howard. He was always going about "flip-flop" Beazley so if he can have a go at fat Kim we can have a go at him for being a 70 year old fuckwit.

You can criticise him for his mendacity, his ruthlessness, his callousness and his cold-blooded ambition! but why pick on his age? That's just juvenile.

All "royals" must be beheaded asap. Monarchy is about as useful to civilised society as a boil on a bum.

The world better wake up to the fact - fast! - that the Bushies are a terrifyingly new phenonmenon in global politics. When they say "with us or against us" they mean it LITERALLY! These people are certifiably insane and MUST BE OPPOSED!
Yasmin Fernando Footbath

Oh you dickhead Aussie voters! When you voted for Johnny you voted for the end of government services, the end of public education, the end of public health care, and the end of independent media. AND you voted for HIGHER INTEREST RATES, MORE LIES & THE BIGGEST NATIONAL FOREIGN DEBT this country has ever seen!

The current U.S. government has done more harm to the goal of democractic progress than all the diverse "terror" groups around the globe put together! In the words of the much-maligned Koffi Annan: "We cannot compromise on core values... Human rights and the rule of law must always be respected."

Can't you stop referring to your own dick so much!

If Bush and his nutcase supporters reckon they're fighting "fire with fire", how do the rest of us fight the Bushies?

Ask Janet

If Vanstone went undercover... it would have to be a pretty big bloody cover!

Let me introduce you to my little friend... the Rodent!

Ah, such beautiful, tender sentiments! Surely a perfect
example of the flowering of the soul that has happened
as a result of the rise of the highly spiritual
Howard govenment. When God speaks directly to the PM
during PM's frequent epileptic fits, or while fondling
his microscopic member, can Heaven be far away?

hey trucker where you gone too poofy boy?

Having lived in terror of Castro invading our
free-enterprise Australian paradise, I can
sleep easy knowing that PM Judas Hogweed has
pledged to die fighting Castro, rather than
let him reach our shores and ravish our
desirable young virgins, ripping their scanty
clothes from their throbbing soft flesh, then
venting his abnormal commie lust...

There must be some confusion here!

John Howard, after saving the Australian economy
with the GST, went undercover in Iraq.
Capturing Saddam was just one of his many courageous
exploits. Or was that Alexander Downer? Tony Abbott
perhaps? I think it was Costello. Vanstone?

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