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Hey Aussie, Oi! Oi! Oi! Don't look
now, but your country has been
blown away by a foul fart from the
fly-blown anal orifice of filthy
old Uncle Suckhole Arsehole as
he works for his globalist masters.

How come everybody knows something
about bombs and where they will
explode next? Am I missing out
on some info here?

You'll be laughing when the bombs start going off over here!
We have to stop all those crazed extremists; they are all linked from Baghdad to London to Bali to probably Sydney!

Time to get behind our leaders rather than criticising them.

But Beazley - the great defender
of truth, justice and the Oz way
would not allow the downtrodden
to be rolled out flat - would he?

Are we to be left to the tender
mercies of Uncle Suckhole then?

Any opinion contrary to fucken Rodent will be illegal (not that you'll be charged with anything or go to court). Any criticism of fucken Rodent policy will be illegal (not that you'll be charged with anything or go to court). And when the Rodent fucks up (again!), you'll won't see, hear or read about it... Welcome to the Rodent's Reich!

The most dangerous "terrorists"
are of the fictitious kind.

We must never relent in our fight
against the horror that hides in
our mirrors!

I tried trusting Uncle Suckhole but
I lost self-respect, so I now trust
the bottle and I can stagger proud!

Such is the redundancy inherent
in the Ozglish language that I
had no trouble inferring "been"
in your first drunken attempt.

I think a bit of skinning first...

... should have BEEN tarred, feathered and dumped in the middle of Fallujah...

It's amazing isn't it, that Clinton was pilloried for lying about enjoying a pleasant hummer in the Oval Orifice, while the Shrub's vicious lies have sent thousands of Yanks - and tens of thousands of Iraqis - to their deaths. Bush should have tarred, feathered and dumped in the middle of Fallujah by now!

my head hit the keyboard and i knocked over my glass and these are the words it read...

NO HOPE...NO FUTURE...TRUST NO-ONE...EVERYTHING IS LIES...

I awoke with a throbber in my pants and head and went to the local brothel to have my goodness restored.

Any Australian who doubts the serious danger John Howard's proposed "anti-terror" legislation poses to our way of life need only ask himself: why on earth does this legislation need to be kept secret? Therein lies our donfall as a democracy.

You deadly viper, you talk of treason. 'Loose lips sink ships.' They used to say.
And so you said. And from those words it could amply be supplied to a court of
law witness and reputation too astute to be denied; with laws of lands changed
overnight to make Citizen Australian, into Traitor Australian. To write this
testimony of yours must have taken some courage. For you have put yourself
on the list of 'most wanted persons from whom the government has grave
concerns.' Yes, Chato, your name sake in Cuba. Yes, that colour red that you
drape so boldly against you. That flag of red, like a bull a charging, J.W.Howard-
's law reforms will mean men like you, suspicious men, lonely men, men with
time on their hands. How disgraceful. To have time enough on your hands to
write such treasonous script for all and sundry to use and apply. You know
Chato that in Cuba they have a palace at Guantanamo(sic) Bay. Yes Chato,
maybe one day, you'll getted looked up with your Islamic buddies and put
behind razor wire.

you lot hate mainstream Australia.
Just like the terrorists.

A.Bolt

If only this country had a fucken opposition party! But no, we trully have become like the Putrid States of Americunts: suckholes and bullshit artists rule!

Sound like a night out for Alexander Downer!

It's time to seek the help of
the Holy Rubber Chook in your
quest to overcome this awful
moral depravity.

That bastard Hitler tricked me
for one last time!
Panther and panzer?
Panzer means armour and
panther in german is panther.

Of course a Jagdpanzer was
a panzer killer (tank killer)
and not a Panther. It had no
rotatable turret.

Slightly confusing...

A quick Google gave this:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The Panther was a tank of Nazi
Germany in World War II that
served from mid-1943 to end of
the war in Europe in 1945. It was
intended as a counter to the
T-34, and to replace the Panzer
IV and III, though it served
along with them and the heavier
Tigers until the end of the war.

Until 1944 it was designated as
the Panzerkampfwagen V Panther
and had the Ordnance inventory
designation of Sd.Kfz. 171. On 27
February 1944, Hitler ordered
that the tank only be known as
Panther.

Now Chato if you don't know what a Panther tank is I suggest you google it and have a look.
A magnificent beast it was worth about 20 Shermans and 10 T-34s; the pride of the Wehrmacht!

How did a panther get into
the act?
Panzer means armour.

I refuse to go to any
party Willy bungs on!

The poor old Jew;
I've known a few
Some of 'em 'ave made me spew

But so that be not the law
Johnny makes me spew much more
Tho' not a jew he be a whore

Before this ends
I make amends
A few of Jew I call 'em friends

Turn the death-loving non-core
Magoo into the Bali monument,
and his lower lip can be a perch
for birds to shit on.

Hey Flimmy what did you know?

1st appearance of that Aussie-hating terrorist-loving Lordy?

Digger
Cranbourne

Andrew Bolt is a simple minded moron!

Crazy Jihad Jim,
lives in the Tehran gym.
The girls there, they don't root;
So he bends the boys over his car boot.

Now in his land they dont like the Jew;
But thats fine cause I dont either.
But we've got a problem,
because you see they run the globe.
So all you dumb Persians; prepare to get bombed.

Quite so, Max, but you really must learn to edit (and a little anger management would not hurt either). The Melbourne Age has a fine editorial on Howard's mean, tricky legislation that all should read: http://www.theage.com.au/news/editorial/howards-parliamentary-vandalism/2005/10/28/1130400358093.html

You should bare your soft suppliant arse to the the Prime Minister, and take some extended size dick reforms to your anal passage. The harder you fight to resist the providential reforms, the harder the reform must be. Prolapsed rectums are a sore point with the Australian pubic. Don't make your arse any wider than it already is, vote John Howard for Prime Minister. (If you take offense to rude obsessions, have no fear, your wildest imaginations are only begging the question)

Surely you must be joking! How could the budget be in deficit; for if it is then interest rates will rise as surely as night follows day - thats what that 70 year old prick PM said!

Also "off the agenda" for the Howard Government are human rights, democracy, fairness, decency and truth. Meanwhile new figures reveal the federal budget was $2.2 billion in deficit at the end of September. I am reminded of a deluded Nero fiddling while Rome burns!

Copyright! Jesus-on-a-stick, mate, we're about to lose fundamental democratic rights and you're worrying about fucken COPYRIGHT!!! Sheeeee-it Ed! Once the fucken Rodent beds this shit down, xenox news is roo-ted, in any case!

The only way the dull Oz public will
understand what is happening is when
their own doors get smashed open in
the early hours. By then it is much
too late.
Non-core sociopaths always get a head
start by telling whatever lies are
needed to confuse the dullards.
Of course the dullards are so mentally
lazy that they encourage liars to
betray them, again and again.

Fuck him. He is an old drooling windbag who should dodder off to the seniors home and when he does the Liberal party will disappear up his arse.

Gough Whitless

OK. I'm a little nervous because prose is my usual form, but here goes...

The Cap'n put us ashore on a deserted isle,
So me and the lads thought we'd explore a while.
But the tropical sun was hot on our pirate heads,
It made us dizzy so we lay down to rest.

We huddled a while underneath the coconut trees,
When my pecker was stirred awake by a cool breeze.
It stood to attention and then the lads paid it some,
Next thing I knew we all had cum dripping out our bums!

Hope you like it,

Green Haired Jim

I have a few questions. If I am interned for five days as a potential terrorist and not allowed to tell anyone, will my absence from work be grounds for dismissal?

But if I tell my employer that I am being interned, and they tell the pay office to stop my salary, will they then be locked up for five years?

Is kicking up a stink about my dismissal considered "seditious dissent", meaning I could find myself back in jail for five years, this time with a charge? Do I need to take my internment period as annual leave or sick leave or terrorist leave?

Will I need to provide a certificate from ASIO to explain my internment to my employer? Will this certificate have anything on it, or does the legislation require it to be a blank piece of paper, given no one should know where I am?

I know WorkChoices and the anti-terrorism laws are supposed to untangle the complex world of industrial relations and make us safer, but put them together and it's bloody confusing.

Kieran Varcoe Bondi

Trance-n-dental parlance effect.

I got a love of life orchestra...

Yeah I was there and sure there were only about 500 bods turned up, but what do you expect from secretive fucken laws and million dollar lies? Where's the fucken Labor "opposition" on these bullshit 'anti-terror' laws? Out to fucken lunch! Hey, Measley Beazly, if you tried to make yourself any smaller a target you'd disappear, you fat fuck!

Wait til your son or daughter gets "disappeared" off the street by some ASIO spook who "suspects" your kid might know somone who might know something about something or fucken other! Or maybe you'll cop a half dozen shots in the head for wearing a suspicious-looking backpack! Dumb fucken Aussies asleep at the fucken wheel!

Obvioulsy Pigsy you haven't much work to do...

Hey listen poofy Jim here is a poem for you:

All pirates are poofs
they like sticking their dicks in each others bums
and dance on their ships in dresses.

Sums your lot up pretty well I reckon.

Wanda Fish?
That clapped out old hippy!

Forget it fellas, these laws are coming ready or not. Max, you and Chato better get ready for some 14 day disappearences. Your the type of terrorist-lover ASIO have got in their sights!

Frank b.

SPIDER + WEB + SPIDER EAR + HEART + WORK Spiders weave webs People hear words People love People love to work People love to work For words For men of words Spinning a web of words A web of words to work for Politics is about words Politics is not about work.

My Canberra sources tell me me the Mad Monk DOES NOT wear underpants.

I'm thinking something with boys in it.
Pirate boys.

Don't worry lads I'll have it soon.

Green Haired Jim

The best fish ever, at this site?

Great Wanda Fish articles here

Man! Thats cool! I'll bring some plonk.
Any sacrificial virgins?

Hey! Let's rename Howard: "Care".
And we can "burn Care" like they do
at Bohemian Grove. We might need a
giant statue of an owl...

Have pity! Most Roman Catholic boys
grow-up with permanent masturbatory
fear of going blind suddenly.

If they had only worshipped the holy
Rubber Chook they could make the
cock crow without any fear.

Having said he WOULD NOT introduce his nonsensical, unconstitutional and undemocratic "anti-terror" lawson Cup Day, in typical form the Rodent WILL now do so... If GWB is the most dangerous idiotin the world, Howard is the most dangerous idiot in Australia!